Oh my god! This has been my dream for ever! I'm one of the many awesome robots you put in the back of the egg carrier that blew up. My abilities Include: Homing Missiles, Rocket flight, Pew pew lasers, a built in genesis, a exploding punch attack that some what damages me, and can transform into a giant missile that destroys all my other rockets and armor and the surrounding area that leaves me as fast but 1 hit robot so its used as a last resort. I am powered by a double hydro core. Sending application now. Request for dismissal until further notice.     Why do I feel like I just made a bad fan character?

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah The story begins with who's gonna win Knowing the danger that lies within Aboard the ARK, a genius at heart Wanting to unlock the mysteries of life I am the Eggman, that's what I am I am the Eggman, I got the master plan. I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I got the master plan. I'm plotting my schemes, Wherever I go, They're perfect in every way. I'd love to destroy, The blue one you know, He's an obstacle who always gets in my way. I must play this game by my rules I will conquer the world with my tools All my machines are made for destruction I will build my empire I will succeed and you will see With my machines, there is no retreat I am the enemy, I will succeed My mission, yeah, I must complete My name is Eggman, don't forget my name If you ask me again I'll tell you the same I am the Eggman

EDIT: (Put this first because I doubt anyone cared to read to the end ) As an Eggman Robot I need an awesome name. I will go with Bombzerk If thats okay with the mighty Eggman. EDIT End. Damn it! This crappy replacement laptop is horrible I wrote a humorous 1000 word post so I will put in the important parts. Good thing I'm water proof or I couldn't use this tattoo *puts on tattoo* SERGANT!? HOLY EGG! Never thought I get that rank without concept art or something. I actually might do that. (Like try give up do pixel art and loses it then comminsen from deviant art) Also at the moment I am using an outdated laptop because my Toshiba is out of order. So we should destroy Toshiba HQ for their faulty parts! Also what do I do as Sergeant? (Also you should post the ranks from highest to lowest or vice versa) and Yesterday I downloaded an app that lets me detect chaos emeralds, sol emeralds, plot item, Ect. So do I get a cool number or do I make it myself? Oh and an awesome name! And although it goes against my logic programming to point out something wrong you did.... Ahem You misspelled voice switch the I and o and you need a "M" in temporary. Those were the only flaws I saw. *sees incinerator* Err minor flaws of course! Or maybe my dictionary needs to update? Cant believe others aren't swarming over this thread. Requesting permission to leave. Also Also *sees the word count* Well this is getting a bit spammy so time to go.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah The story begins with who's gonna win Knowing the danger that lies within Aboard the ARK, a genius at heart Wanting to unlock the mysteries of life I am the Eggman, that's what I am I am the Eggman, I got the master plan. I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I got the master plan. I'm plotting my schemes, Wherever I go, They're perfect in every way. I'd love to destroy, The blue one you know, He's an obstacle who always gets in my way. I must play this game by my rules I will conquer the world with my tools All my machines are made for destruction I will build my empire I will succeed and you will see With my machines, there is no retreat I am the enemy, I will succeed My mission, yeah, I must complete My name is Eggman, don't forget my name If you ask me again I'll tell you the same I am the Eggman