Since I bought all 3 of the DLC's, and started up a new file, I have had a couple of hiliarious moments.

I come back from a quest, and I go into my house to drop off the deadric artifact in the dresser next to my bed in my room, where I keep all my deadric artifacts so I can keep track of how many I have left to go towards the achievement. Well, I walk in the door, and the first thing I notice is a fox in the living room! My daughter ( yes, I adopted a daughter ) is standing right next to it. She's like, "PA! You're back! I made a new friend. Can we keep it?" o.0 It gives me the option to ask her "A fox...?", so I choose that one, and she says "Please, Pa?", so I give in to her cuteness, and tell her "As long as you take care of it."
A FOX FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! WHY COULDN'T SHE GET A DOG!?!?!? XD

Another moment was while I was trying to sell something to a vendor. It must have been a glitch because when I hit A to sell it to the guy, all you hear is some random dialog in the background saying, "No! That is mine! Give it back, now!" The vendor did not take it for some reason (hince why I said I think there was a glitch, because it was not a quest item ), I went to the poor soul that had the outburst, I tried talking to him, and it gave me the option to give him something. The item that I tried to sell to the vendor was one of the things I could give to him, so I did.
It wasn't that big of a deal. It was only worth 6 gold... It was a Cast Iron Pot. XD


Got any funny moments from Skyrim you would like to share? Then go ahead. I will post every so often when I have a moment or two to share that are just to funny not to.

I haven't played Skyrim in so long, but when I was playing last summer I had quite a few glitches happen during game play and I took some pictures to show my brother. 

First up, I was in this castle or something and I had just defeated a mage. I collected what I needed to progress and made my way up the stairs to leave. There on the steps with no water around whatsoever, was a slaughterfish. It didn't try to attack or anything, just swam in place. 


The only other notable thing was when I was in Riften. I had just left The Bee and Bard (I think) and seen that they had added patio seating complete with invisible furniture. 

Fishergirl7 : I haven't seen since I cam back. Good seeing you again. 

And I had something similar happen to me yesterday with a slaughterfish. I was fighting 3 freaking white ice... whatever they are called, bears, and  a slaughter fish jumps up from the frozen waters, and bites me. it's just stuck there the entire time while I fight the darn bears. So, I just walk up to it after I loot the bears, and it doesn't attack me, yet it has a health bar... so "it used to swim, until it took an arrow to the fin" XD

Skyrim is bugs galore. Dragons flying backwards, goats running along the bottom of the ocean, dragons falling out of the sky and dying every time you fast travel to a city etc etc.

I love Skyrim so much because of the depth of the game, and all the glitches. One of my most funniest glitches was once I a horse from the Whiterun Stables and was riding around, the I stopped on top of a rock to enjoy the view of Skyrim's landscape. Then I accidentally jumped and the horse flew across the screen, with me still on its back, and when it hit the ground it had super speed, only for a short period of time. But all things have to come to an end, I was trying it on a lot of rocks and they all seemed to work and I didn't know I was next to a cliff and jumped and flew off the mountain and the horse died...but I didn't. Later in the game I got Shadowmere, the horse from the Dark Brotherhood, and jumped on a rock, it didn't work, and that is my funnies Skyrim moment. 

thing1 : You too.

Yeah, Skyrim glitches are definitely entertaining. I've had enemies just sort of hover in the air that I couldn't hurt, but never a slaughterfish. lol

Well I do cherish THIS video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x9Qw1KSyIs&list=WL&index=4


oh elderscrolls... :3

Fishergirl7 : That actually just happened to me in Skyrim. It was while i was on a recent quest for a deadric artifact., The enemy was just hovering there. I shot at it, but it didn't take any damage. I assumed it was already dead, and left it alone. I started heading out, and the thing starting shooting arrows at me. I tried to kill it again, but still nothing. So I just threw a few potions on, and left. XD

thing1 : My daughters also got a fox in my game! The funniest thing was when the fox got stuck on the bed on top of one of my daughters and stayed there for I don't know how long. Here's a pic!



Going through the rest of my screenshots I found some pretty memorable moments!

I killed a gargoyle and it died in a sitting position. Kind of cute...


I fell down a cliff and got stuck in midair.


My mission was to kill someone of high stature and I did, but the body stayed at the spot for days. One time I got back and someone had snatched her clothes! I mean, what the heck happened there?!


Having your low level character fight a giant and getting thrown into air like a ragdoll never gets old!

sillysoul : A gargoyle must fall under one the D L C's because I have never seen one. Granted, I do have the D L C, but I have not started on them yet. I have been working on getting Oblivion Walker. I missed the achievement my first time through. 

And I had the same thing happen to me. I tried doing the deadric artifact quest with the ogre and the giant. It got to the point that I would have to run and attack, run away, block, attack, block, run and attack, and rinse and repeat. I probably used about 1,000 gold worth of stuff in food and potions to kill the giant. I got the Orc's armor, though, which I still using, so it is all good. 

There was one funny moment, but it was caused by my own ignorance rather than anything on the game's part.

I had only been playing Skyrim for a few days. Despite this, I was determined to take down a giant. I led one on a long chase along the southern border of Whiterun. That's when I saw two mammoths up ahead. At the time, I did not know that mammoths were hostile. My only thought was "I can distract the giant with the two giant animals in the way". I ran in between the mammoths expecting a moment of safety. I found myself being chased by a giant and two mammoths. Did I mention I was only level three?

Naturally, I died. The next day, I decided I was going to try again. I went after the same giant, and led him on another chase. That's when I saw two mammoths. Remembering what happened yesterday, I knew to be careful. But since my battle yesterday, I had learned about the "Fury" spell (anyone up to level six will attack whatever is in sight). So, I went for it. I ran past the mammoths, but knew I would be safe because I was casting fury.

"Mammoth is too powerful for fury."

Thebiguglyalien : HA!!! That is hilarious. Just for the record, look up uesp.com I think it is, or Skyrim wiki. That is what I use when I need reference on something. 

thing1 : my funny moment is when you go into whiterun and help the companions kill the giant, i did not want to talk to aela, so i ran away, and she ran after me at an inhuman speed right into whiterun. i LOST MY CRAP upon seeing that, lol.

I think my favorite Skyrim bug/glitch is when, , Aela the Huntress gets stuck trying to initiate conversation with the character and wont stop doing it. She was everywhere I went... And every time she caught up to me she would initiate a conversation no matter what I was doing. Your trying to sell some thing? Not anymore. Killing an elder dragon? In Stormcloak Skyrim elder dragon kills you! I restarted my char after that bug started to happen all time (don't play the PC ^ver. so I couldn't fix on my own). Another random bug my brother law had happening to him for a while was a dead wolf that spawned next to him every time he fast travelled (which actually could be looted lol).

Chindogu : I had that happen for awhile with a dragon. Only thing is, it would only show up when I fast traveled into Riften. After a few weeks, though, it stopped.