Bored?
Tired of going about the day to day without a Grenade Launcher?
Need something to spruce up your evil lair?
Then COME ON DOWN, to the WHHHEEEELLLL OFFF VIIIZZZZZ!
Spin the wheel to win FABULOUS (fake) PRIZES!
......
I should probably explain this.

Theoretical FAQ :

Q : What is this thing?
A: THE WHEEEEEELLL OOFFFFF VIIII-
Q : Rephrase, What does this thing DO?
A: Oh. Right.
The Wheel of Viz is a spin-spinner... thing. Basically, it can provide prizes beyond your wildest dreams!
....Okay, TECHNICALLY you won't actually get a hard-copy of the thing you win, but you can run around saying you won a pet velociraptor for the rest of your life.
Q: How do you spin?
A: Whell, using centripetal force, you throw your arms around you and rotate your body s-
Q: The Wheel.
A:: Oh.
Well, just post you want to spin! Ask the wheel if you want a specific category (E.G, Video game, Anime, Weaponry, Food, etc), otherwise, it'll just pick a prize at utter random.
Maybe you can make a "How I spun the wheel" thing to increase the words in the post count, so you get more Viz.
Q : .... So... this is in Market.... What's the catch?
A: 18 Viz per spin to find out what you won. I figure you can make it up in a few posts, and I continue to support my SNES habit. Win-win.
If you wish, I've got a souvenir shop, so you can buy little versions of your prizes and stuff. Now I just need to learn how to draw!


and lastly, you don't have to pay me until I send you a P.M. saying "your prize is ready". That way you don't lose anything if I can't get to the wheel for a while.
Q: Am I limited in spin count?
A: Don't break the spinner thingy, but aside from that, Spin Spin Spin as much as you want!
Q: How long does the wheel take to spin?
A: I dunno. I'll read the "what you won" as soon as I can, but there's a decent chance that something comes up and I can't answer for a bit.
Q : Is this legal?
A:..........Ummm.........I think so?
I dunno. If it's not, feel free to throw it into the dumpster.
Q : What's that big, white skull and crossbones on the wheel?
A:Uh, don't land on that.
Nothing permanent or affecting, but it's might of caused some (completely fake) Bodily harm to spinners. Last time I landed on that I was running from a bunch of Chocolate Chip Zombie cookies. Luckily, my chinchilla's where hungry and they where delicious.

Okays, FAQ over. WHO WANTS TO WIN WIN WIIIINNNN?

I swear I've seen this exact thread somewhere else, but I don't see it anywhere. Oh and by the way, nice accidental summons.

Q : You get accidentally summoned so much. I bet you wish you chose a different letter

I guess I'll spin. I just need to send you 18 Viz?

My apologies to Mr./Miss Q!


tgags123 :
Yeah, well, I kinda couldn't post in the thread anymore due to the next post being a sandvich post. Nobody else came, so it got locked.

I asked a mod about it, and they said I could start it up again.

Oh, and all I need is a post that "I want to spin". I get paid when the wheel stops spinning, and that's when I post the results here.

Any catigory in particular? Vaction location? Power Tower? Evil Lair?

PhilipDraco : Ah ok. So the old thread was yours. I thought it was kind of odd, because your opening post was almost word for word what I remember.

No, give me any category.

PhilipDraco : I will join as well, I loved your old thread of this. My category will be Sunny Beach, is that possible?

Huzzah! No more Sandvich post!

tgags123 :
Congratulations! You've won A TWENTY FOOT TALL IGLOO OF DOOM!
This nevermelting wonder will spend all of time staying cool and plotting the downfall of humanity!
Step inside, and see the wonderfully decorated den, that will keep you cool in the summer, warm in the winter, and on your toes at all times!
(Note: Spikes on couch are quite sharp. Do not sit on the couch. Be wary of various traps, as the igloo may not like you. Stay away from igloo if it transforms into a robot.)

And, for 100 viz, HERE'S YOUR SOUVENIR PHOTO!

PhilipDraco : this sounds fun i'll spin

I remember this thread, i never posted in it though. I would want a complete and utter random thing, I really like random things

juuldude :
Category isss.... Sandy Beaches!

Congratulations! You've won LOS ANGELES!

The second most populous city is now under your com-lete control! Spend your days governing the land however you deem fit! Build buildings, construct highways, fight crime, and more! All fo-wait, what?
........
I have just been informed that Los angeles NOT a sandy beach.
......
Tell you what, you can trade it in for a similarly sized area of Sandy beachness. your choice.

HAVE FUN!


kirbmanboggle:

Category is.... Unspecified!
Congratulations! You've won THE COMPLETE WORKS OF PAUL THE APOSTLE!
Revered as a great man in the Christian faith, this collection includes EVERY LETTER HE EVER WROTE!
Read the chilling tales, of his first letter to the high priest, to his final letter to the churches!  All of his writings in one convenient package,included in the bible, or not!

Also, if your not interested, I think you could get, like, a billion dollars for these. HAVE FUN!

I choose to spin this giant wheel from the depths of vizzed. I spin with  great and mighty force, using the stength of the gods and summon lightning to strike the wheel whith a huge force of power, setting ablaze the very ground of the earth. Earthquakes arises as the wheel starts spinning rappidly around and around. The category I wish choose to have the catagory be awesome weapon , I shall return to claim my prize when I am summonded to claim my prize, I shall also pay when I am summoned to see my prize. Have a good day.

Alright, I'll bite. Imma Spin

Category... Pokemon + Minecraft (Kinda like a fusion/combination of the two)

*Crosses fingers for the Luxray Ocelot*

PhilipDraco : Ehm, can I get Bondy Beach? I've never been there but I'm out of other ideas.

Pokefreak219 :


Category is... Poke-minecraft!

CONGRADULATIONS! You've won an ENDER-DRAGONITE!


This Normally dangerous creature has been fully trained to follow your every command!

Train two of the most powerful creatures know to BOTH worlds combined!

Comes with 3 ender-crystals to keep it healthy for all of time!


And, as an add-on for 200 viz, HEERRREEE'S YOUR PHOTO!









Mattboo64:
Catagory isss.... unspecified!
............OOOOHHHHHHHH dear.......
Uhhhh... you landed on the skull.... Gregory will deliver your...prize...OKAY BYE
.......
HEEEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHA!

WELL, WELL, WELL. FIRST CUSTOMER. YOU'RE A LUCKY ONE, AREN'T YOU?
TIME FOR A SPIN OF THE SKULL WHEEL! HEE HEEE HEEEEE!
......
AHHH, WONDERFUL!
YOU'VE WON A BATTLE WITH THE WONDERFULLY INFAMOUS SEPHIROTH!

I HOPE YOU'VE GOT A GOOD BATTLE ASSORTMENT, THOUGH I DOUBT it wholly. You stand no cha-... HEY!
Philip! Your stupid "megavoicer" broke! I'm not scary anymore and I BLAME YOU.
........
Fine. I'll give you a Masamune Blade and give you an automatic self-heal so you have a chance at the battle, but nO MORE!
(AH, EXCELLENT)
AND, FROM THE WONDERFUL SOUVINEER STORE, HERE'S YOUR "PHOTO"



ENJOY YOUR "PRIZE"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.......






......Is he gone? O.o;
Alright, sorry about that, Who's next?