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textsfromlastnight.com

Some guy sitting here in the food court (still here in Korea...) is going through this site right now. There are some absolutely hilarious and epic texts from people in the U.S. Hard to believe people actually send each other these messages.¬_¬ Over 640 pages of messages by different area codes. You can even search for texts based on the area code. The best part is, you can order T-shirts with whatever message you want on it.


(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...

(312): I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

(404): Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
(1-404): Two?
(404): Two.

(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

(308): I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad

(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

(612): hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
(651): who is this?
(612): jesse's little brother

(651): So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.

(720): By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
(815): oh god.

650 pages of messages. What are the best ones from your area code? GO!
textsfromlastnight.com

Some guy sitting here in the food court (still here in Korea...) is going through this site right now. There are some absolutely hilarious and epic texts from people in the U.S. Hard to believe people actually send each other these messages.¬_¬ Over 640 pages of messages by different area codes. You can even search for texts based on the area code. The best part is, you can order T-shirts with whatever message you want on it.


(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...

(312): I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

(404): Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
(1-404): Two?
(404): Two.

(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

(308): I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad

(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

(612): hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
(651): who is this?
(612): jesse's little brother

(651): So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.

(720): By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
(815): oh god.

650 pages of messages. What are the best ones from your area code? GO!
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wow I have never heard about this website befor its pretty funny. Heres some that I just read lol

(651): make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
(1-651): I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.

(330): mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM

(850): best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!

(603): I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now

(317): Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists

(901): I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks

(203): trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
wow I have never heard about this website befor its pretty funny. Heres some that I just read lol

(651): make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
(1-651): I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.

(330): mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM

(850): best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!

(603): I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now

(317): Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists

(901): I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks

(203): trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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Some of these are humerous. Some, not so much. I posted some humerous ones

(985): And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair

(708): either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame

(218): No, computers are like whores. moody b****es that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Some of these are humerous. Some, not so much. I posted some humerous ones

(985): And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair

(708): either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame

(218): No, computers are like whores. moody b****es that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
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Oh wow, that website is EPIC haha.... the pinecone cross the road one is my favorite
Oh wow, that website is EPIC haha.... the pinecone cross the road one is my favorite
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some funny some arnt be you know i like a couple good website thanks for link
some funny some arnt be you know i like a couple good website thanks for link
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