(Jesus was sat in his bedroom,it was getting late,was a dull windy night,and that's right his name is Jesus)
JESUS: Wow,what an uneventful night as usual,nobody to talk to on Facegarbage or Pathetwitter,I guess everyone else actually has lives outside the cyber world,I might as well go to bed
(Jesus shut down his computer and then noticed a cockroach on his bedroom wall)
JESUS: Oh no you don't,not having you creeping around my room while I'm sleeping,could lay eggs in my ear or down my throat
(Jesus quickly grabbed one of his shoes from his bedroom floor and squashed the cockroach)
JESUS: Take that you filthy animal,I don't know how you things keep getting in my room,my window is always closed,but got you anyway
(Jesus then climbed into his bed and was ready to sleep,but he then heard a noise somewhere in his room,like little footsteps)
JESUS: What on earth is that?
(The sound got closer and it was coming from the ceiling,Jesus looked up and there crawling on his ceiling was a cockroach the size of a lion)
JESUS: What the....
(The giant cockroach suddenly jumped down from the ceiling and landed on Jesus,he couldn't even scream cause of the shock of it all,still didn't scream as the cockroach started eating him alive)
THE END
(Jesus was sat in his bedroom,it was getting late,was a dull windy night,and that's right his name is Jesus)
JESUS: Wow,what an uneventful night as usual,nobody to talk to on Facegarbage or Pathetwitter,I guess everyone else actually has lives outside the cyber world,I might as well go to bed
(Jesus shut down his computer and then noticed a cockroach on his bedroom wall)
JESUS: Oh no you don't,not having you creeping around my room while I'm sleeping,could lay eggs in my ear or down my throat
(Jesus quickly grabbed one of his shoes from his bedroom floor and squashed the cockroach)
JESUS: Take that you filthy animal,I don't know how you things keep getting in my room,my window is always closed,but got you anyway
(Jesus then climbed into his bed and was ready to sleep,but he then heard a noise somewhere in his room,like little footsteps)
JESUS: What on earth is that?
(The sound got closer and it was coming from the ceiling,Jesus looked up and there crawling on his ceiling was a cockroach the size of a lion)
JESUS: What the....
(The giant cockroach suddenly jumped down from the ceiling and landed on Jesus,he couldn't even scream cause of the shock of it all,still didn't scream as the cockroach started eating him alive)
THE END
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