Wild SaphThePikachu appears! What do? 

Wynaut Why not do this thread? Just react in any way you want. Catch me, start a battle with me, anything. And no, I won't do your homework. I'm not a Hey You, Pikachu clone. I'm chubby. Just tell me what you do, I'll respond back. Simple. Give me food, trap me in a master ball. The sky's the limit! Just remember to follow the rules... I'd hate it if you didn't, and things might get out of hand.

Let's start with something simple... You say... "I'm gonna catch her in a Master Ball!" I say: "NOOO! WHY? " You say: "MWHAHAHA!" I then say, "I was caught." That's just an example. Please no powerplaying when it comes to catching or battling. What's powerplaying? Oh. I'll tell you!

Powerplaying is when you FORCE me to do something. Okay, you use Sing. That's fine, I'll fall asleep. But when it isn't move wise, don't  You throw a master ball at me. That's fine, I'm caught. Anything that makes you fall asleep, get paralyzed, or be caught no matter what is fine with me. But if it only has a chance then it isn't fine with me if you powerplay. Crossovers are allowed! Just think. You want to strangle hug me, so you put portals. How cool would that be? Oops, Sonic The Hedgehog used spin dash! Cool, right?

So are you ready to torture I mean strangle I MEAN react to me? Okay then.

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Wild SaphThePikachu appears! What do?

I take SaphThePikachu out for a dinner of some AAA+ sushi and some spicy Korean ramen. What do?

sop281 : I accept such a gift. I love ramen, so I slurp it up just like a Pikachu should! I eat politely, and never say "Pika pi!" with my mouth full. The AAA+ sushi also feels my tummy. I never burped too often, but when I did, I said "Pika pikachu! " or, in other words, "Excuse me!"

I also wipe my mouth when appropriate. When having a conversation, I speak in a calm voice. I'd be delighted to be your Pikachu someday.

I take you to my house and we play video games.

Xiledx : I love playing with you, and I bet you were surprised you even played with a Pikachu.

SaphThePikachu : I challenge it to a Battle...
First I send out my Nidoking.
Thrasher uses Earthquake.

Glaceonwhisper : I use my One-Hit K.O Electric Fissure! (Yes I've always had that)

SaphThePikachu : My Nidoking uses spiky shield  as Eva uses Toxic

I try to talk you into being used for target practice by explaining how "fun" it would be

Glaceonwhisper : I flee.

Odd flames : I decline, because I am smarter Pikachu than you think, and shock you with Thunderbolt!

I dance for it's amusement and then I ask it to a battle. Does the pikachu accept or does it just shock me and run away?
 
 (hahaha my plan is falling right in to place. I did not actually say this to you I am just thinking it)

awesomeguy279 I am happy that you are here, and accept, even if I lose.

I would spray a max repel.

FunnyFurret : OW! It hurts! why would you do this?

I sneak up to you, a Magikarp in hand.

Then I fish slap you. What do you do?

I am scared, so I hit you with a hammer multipal times.

SadSecrets : I go crazy and transform into Mewtwo, change into Gyarados and say: "Happy funeral!" Then I eat Magikarp and turn back into Pikachu, leaving you to pee your pants. You too, Bara. 3

The battle begins and I see you have a high catch ratio so I throw a quick ball trying to catch you.
 
 Hopefully I get my own pikachu that I will give an awesome light orb.

awesomeguy279 : I use Thunderstorm that makes you surrounded by lightning, and get ready to use Metronome.

Barathemos : I run away, now I'm with Awesomeguy.

I try to catch you with a jellyfish net as I think you are a rare, undiscovered mouse species.