I don't get it...Why did they make this game? It's horrible. It's not worth $200. Now, yes, NES games back then cost about $50, and this is giving you 52 games for $200 (Roughly $4 each game) but it's not worth it. Here's why.
Graphics:
The Graphics are horrible. Sometimes there will be a whole lot of glitches, sometimes there will be graphics that look like puke, and sometimes...Well, let's just say you might go blind. 1/10
Sound:
The Music and Sound effects are normally either neutral or annoying in my opinion. Some music is music I would be fine with but not exactly like. But some music can really kill my ears. I get a headache from listening to 1 thing of music for a whole minute. 2/10
Addictiveness:
...I think you can already tell from the other Ratings, but I'm saying this anyway, because I have to. The game is not addicting at all. Maybe, your first time playing, you'll think that only some of the games are bad, and some of them are so good it'll make up for it. I wish that'd be true. But it's not. All the games are bad. 1/10
Story:
This would be rated 3/10, but there's 52 games, and only one has a story. So I made it 1/10. The story to the game "Cheetah Men" is that you play as the "Action Game Master" who got grabbed by the crotch (Yeah, I know.) into the game world, where he meets the Cheetah Men and they're helping him get back to the real world. I know most NES games have very simple stories, but they could've done better. This was made the same year the Super Nintendo came out. 1/10
Depth:
...I honestly can't think of a long way to say this part of the review, but here's the longest explanation I can say. The game is...Well, if it was your first time playing, and you didn't know anything about the game, it'd be about 45 minutes probably. But I'm only giving it a 1/10 because it has so many games that are very short. 1/10
Difficulty:
The game is really hard, but it's only because of glitches, tiny graphics, etc. Some of the only games in it that are easy are Fire Breather, and Storm over the Desert. Fire Breather is only hard if you're playing with an expert at the game, and on Storm over the Desert it's impossible to die. 7/10
Final Thoughts:
Well, that ought to do it. That's my review for Action 52. I mean, I think all 52 games are very bad, as I've said. But really, why sell this for $200? I think they should maybe sell it for 52 cents...Okay, that's too low. Maybe about $13. Because that's a quarter a game, and the games, to me, look a lot like arcade games more than average NES games. So does Pac-man, sure, but that's a good game. It's price is reasonable. But these games are so bad...I take it back. It should be 52 cents. Overall Rating 1.5/10 I don't get it...Why did they make this game? It's horrible. It's not worth $200. Now, yes, NES games back then cost about $50, and this is giving you 52 games for $200 (Roughly $4 each game) but it's not worth it. Here's why.
Graphics:
The Graphics are horrible. Sometimes there will be a whole lot of glitches, sometimes there will be graphics that look like puke, and sometimes...Well, let's just say you might go blind. 1/10
Sound:
The Music and Sound effects are normally either neutral or annoying in my opinion. Some music is music I would be fine with but not exactly like. But some music can really kill my ears. I get a headache from listening to 1 thing of music for a whole minute. 2/10
Addictiveness:
...I think you can already tell from the other Ratings, but I'm saying this anyway, because I have to. The game is not addicting at all. Maybe, your first time playing, you'll think that only some of the games are bad, and some of them are so good it'll make up for it. I wish that'd be true. But it's not. All the games are bad. 1/10
Story:
This would be rated 3/10, but there's 52 games, and only one has a story. So I made it 1/10. The story to the game "Cheetah Men" is that you play as the "Action Game Master" who got grabbed by the crotch (Yeah, I know.) into the game world, where he meets the Cheetah Men and they're helping him get back to the real world. I know most NES games have very simple stories, but they could've done better. This was made the same year the Super Nintendo came out. 1/10
Depth:
...I honestly can't think of a long way to say this part of the review, but here's the longest explanation I can say. The game is...Well, if it was your first time playing, and you didn't know anything about the game, it'd be about 45 minutes probably. But I'm only giving it a 1/10 because it has so many games that are very short. 1/10
Difficulty:
The game is really hard, but it's only because of glitches, tiny graphics, etc. Some of the only games in it that are easy are Fire Breather, and Storm over the Desert. Fire Breather is only hard if you're playing with an expert at the game, and on Storm over the Desert it's impossible to die. 7/10
Final Thoughts:
Well, that ought to do it. That's my review for Action 52. I mean, I think all 52 games are very bad, as I've said. But really, why sell this for $200? I think they should maybe sell it for 52 cents...Okay, that's too low. Maybe about $13. Because that's a quarter a game, and the games, to me, look a lot like arcade games more than average NES games. So does Pac-man, sure, but that's a good game. It's price is reasonable. But these games are so bad...I take it back. It should be 52 cents. Overall Rating 1.5/10 |