Thanksgiving is finally past us and i have neglected my review duties as of recent... so let us celebrate black friday by being stampeded for great deals! YEAH!!!... no we'll be checking the pokemon representing this wondrous occasion! lesee... turkey pokemon... turkey pokemon... no turkeys? ok screw that, let's review the next best thing (i think) FARFETCH'D!!!

Well that was... convenient...

This is a normal flying type. Of course, if theres ANY flying type they HAVE to add freaking normal to the mix!!! Abilities are keen eye, accuracy won't be lowered, inner focus, won't flinch, and hidden ability defiant, sharply raises (adds two levels) Attack if any stats are lowered. Let's check dem stats XD
HP 52
Attack 65
Defense 55
Sp Attack 58
Sp Defense 62
Speed 60

This was all Jowee's idea. Seriously, I didn't want to review this but Jowee was like "c'mon, it's as close to a turkey as we can get!"

So it starts off with 4 of some pretty decent moves, including it's final undisclosed move...
Poison Jab: 80 damage, 100 accuracy, and may, of course, poison the target. But does that make the leek poisonous?
Peck: 35x1.5 damage, 100 accuracy. That's it. Seriously.
Sand Attack: Excellent... WONDERFUL!
Leer: K nevermind
Fury Cutter: A bug move that starts with only 40 damage, 95 accuracy, but everytime for 5 turns you use it in a row successfully you double the damage, so it can go up to 200 damage this way!
Lvl. 7 Fury Attack: 15x1.5 damage 2-5 times and 85 accuracy.
Lvl. 9 Aerial Ace (was hard to spell THAT): 60x1.5 damage INFINITE ACCURACY!!!
Lvl. 13 Knock Off: You slap the item off the user. Yep, that's the description in it's entirety. 65 damage, 100 accuracy, it does dark type damage.
Lvl. 19 Slash: 70x1.5 damage, 100 accuracy, does more critical hits.
Lvl. 21 Air Cutter: I'd prefer slash... 60x1.5 damage 95 accuracy, also high critical ratio...
Lvl. 25 Swords Dance: Pick this up in case you don't have defiant... whatever...
Lvl. 31 Agility: Wasting a turn... to go first the next turn? Why? Seriously WHY!?
Lvl. 33 Night Slash: Like regular Slash but dark.
Lvl. 37 Acrobatics: 55x1.5 damage and 100 accuracy, does double damage if you have no item
Lvl. 43 Feint: I think it only works when the opponent uses Protect or Detect. When it does hit it achieves a measly 30x1.5 damage anyways, and it has 100 accuracy meaning it COULD miss anyways under the situation of Flash or Sand Attack...
Lvl. 45 False Swipe: 40x1.5 damage, 100 accuracy. This move was made to catch pokemon. It will never KO a pokemon, only leaving 1HP
Lvl. 49 Air Slash: 75x1.5 damage, 95 accuracy, may make the opponent flinch.
Lvl. 55 Brave Bird: This move could be learned from the basic movepool, but it really wouldn't matter anyways. 120x1.5 damage and 100 accuracy. Problem? You will take LOTS of recoil damage. Don't ask what recoil IS but I can tell you it ain't pretty.

I won't even bother with TM's, but it CAN Fly somehow...
Now have it learn Acrobatics and don't give it an item, not like you would give a crap on a freaking lame duck anyways but while I may skip TM's I CAN'T skip the recommendation portion. Also make sure it can use Sand Attack. The last 2 will be Air Slash and Night Slash for more flexibility. 250 EV's on Attack and Sp Defense, the last 10 on Speed. Ok, thank GOD I'm done...

Nice! I like this review. I'd say that Farfech'd is a really good Pokemon. Recoil is bad, yes it is. But, I'll say, he's right! This was a good idea. Keep doing it!

Best of all, you can trade for one in like, the second town in Pokemon XY. But it has a dumb nickname, so...

Well, I'm impressed you managed to get so much into Farfetch'd of all Pokemon. It's one of the first Pokemon I'd forget over periods of time. Very nice review though. You manage to make it sound halfway usable at points. Though now you have made me realize we need a turkey Pokemon to fill in for Farfetch'd in the newer regions.

Nice review that you had here! I really don't think that you could have possible gone into such detail about a Pokemon like Farfech'd! It is just one of those Pokemon that really doesn't do anything good! Awesome job!