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Kuma Games
Probably the most overrated and poorly made assortment of video games in PC gaming history
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Never have I ever come across such a wide assortment of titles that are made so horribly. (Excluding Action 52)
What really takes the cake is that they got these videos of the developers patting themselves on the back over how wholesome and overall amazing and ground breaking their games are.

Please, I challenge any of you to find a single title among Kuma's list of games which actually has mechanics that don't give you a migraine headache.

Computer Games "If Kuma has its way, the next revolution won't just be televised, it'll also be digitized"
PC Magazine "4 out of 5 stars"
WIRED "The Mother of all Video Games"
Machinima Festival "Best technical achievement '08"
Weylin "What the hell were they thinking?"

Oh, here's a good one: "Leading provider of engaging, high-speed online episodic games - expands global presence with help from IBM and Akamai."

I tried several of these games back when they were advertising them on the discovery channel, and after several dozen game freezes, tolerating jittery animations, putting up with the most ill-planned game mechanics, and dealing with a pretty much non-existent support staff, I came to the conclusion any other logical person could possibly come to, and promptly committed ritualistic suicide with my NES controller.
Never have I ever come across such a wide assortment of titles that are made so horribly. (Excluding Action 52)
What really takes the cake is that they got these videos of the developers patting themselves on the back over how wholesome and overall amazing and ground breaking their games are.

Please, I challenge any of you to find a single title among Kuma's list of games which actually has mechanics that don't give you a migraine headache.

Computer Games "If Kuma has its way, the next revolution won't just be televised, it'll also be digitized"
PC Magazine "4 out of 5 stars"
WIRED "The Mother of all Video Games"
Machinima Festival "Best technical achievement '08"
Weylin "What the hell were they thinking?"

Oh, here's a good one: "Leading provider of engaging, high-speed online episodic games - expands global presence with help from IBM and Akamai."

I tried several of these games back when they were advertising them on the discovery channel, and after several dozen game freezes, tolerating jittery animations, putting up with the most ill-planned game mechanics, and dealing with a pretty much non-existent support staff, I came to the conclusion any other logical person could possibly come to, and promptly committed ritualistic suicide with my NES controller.
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