sonicmcmuffin : Your insult upon my character has not gone past my attention. I strongly deny that I do, ever have or ever will sucketh. Among other insults to my character, you have also implied that I am smelly, that I occasionally look awkward, and that I maybe procrastinate a little. I have decided to redress these crimes in the most civilized and brutal way possible.

To the Illustrious Magnifico Derpiosa: I heretofore challenge you to a duel.

If you choose to accept my challenge, as I hope you will, it is up to you to pick the nature of the duel. We may play internet chess, cards or anything else that my crappy computer and internet speed can handle. (I'll even play you at OSU!)

The loser must make a post of length at least 300 words expounding upon the virtues of the winner. The winner gets to pick a photo that the loser must use as his forum picture for at least one week (provided it is within the rules of the site).

I have made my offer. I await your reply.

Sincerely,
CatLazy

Ah tis fantastic to see such brutal combat in the form of crappy computer entertainment. I look forward to carnage and blood shed at the hands of two powerful battle champions

I'm rooting for you CatLady. You have my public support. :V

I, THE ILLUSTRIOUS MAGNIFICO HERPIOSA! ACCEPT THY PITIFUL WELP CATLAZY'S CHALLENGE

Not only did thee spell my name incorrectly. Thee also has the audacity to challenge me to a duel!

As I am so great and powerful. I have a proposal to make to thee smelly,lazy cat. We shall pick one challenge each for the other to compete in.

I shall pick OSU as my challenge, merely due to the fact i never play it anymore. 

I look forward to seeing what challenge you pick as your downfall.

Looking down at thee
THE ILLUSTRIOUS MAGNIFICO HERPIOSA!

I'll really love a video of this match if not a live broadcast!

Oh, a duel! We certainly don't have enough of these. I bet 4 Viz on the brony... any takers?

Light Knight : I counter your offer with 5 Viz. If you agree, then I accept.

#CLFTW

mrfe : If you think you can intimidate me with high stakes, think again, Mr. Fe.

I unhesitatingly accept your terms. If the Cat wins, I owe you 5 viz; if the Pony does, I want every last Viz of what is due.

Light Knight : guess again knight I offer 1000 of my Viz if sonic wins but if cat wins you owe me 1000 Viz

sonic23 : Now is not a time for jokes, sonic23, lives are at stake!

Light Knight : I am not playing around I will give 1000 of my Viz if sonic wins but if cat wins you owe me

Ha! This youth thinks he can out do me. Psh...

Light Knight : Need we up the stakes?

mrfe : bring it you will never win

when does the battle of wits begin? btw catlady check your pm's

So I'm guessing the duel is starting. Well than I hope to see your match!

CatLady : On a totally unrelated note you've just gotten your 10th post, congrats !

sonicmcmuffin : Delighted to hear your favorable response. My most humble apologies at misspelling your name, Herpiosa. I see one issue with your proposal. If we have two challenges and we both win one, how do we determine who is the winner? o.O I have an idea. We should rely on the community to provide a tie breaker. Suggestions? (Keep it something that crappy computers can handle). For my challenge I propose a chess match on Chess.com.

I'll have to postpone the challenge for a day or two, and I'll send you some times. I have to write a paper for my final class of college, and you're a Brit with a wonky time zone.

Juliet : That sounds like fun, but we'll have to see if Derpy's up for that and how we could pull it off.

B619ook : Thank you (:

I appreciate the support the community has bestowed upon me. *Braces herself* A song for this auspicious occasion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVhRb8v0_Qs

I myself shall root for the muffin. But being chintzy I shall wager no Viz...Heck. I need Viz but I'm not gambling it. Go NIFFUMCAKES. You rock whoohoo...Oh ok. I shall wager one Viz for the muffin to the next poster. Wanna take me poster?!

manicman66 : curse you for knowing my weakness, your bet is accepted.