Chapter 11 of book 2 . Now the only reason I did not make this earlier was because I did like three or 4 times BUT they all ended up being erased by accident .  There is a part where I have to repeat letters because I want it to sound like the characters a shivering . Those part are especially hard to write . Thanks for the support guys and gals . Here goes . Enjoy . 



Day 12 , Nuuk , Greenland . Morning : 



The local islanders were tending to their normal everyday morning activities . They were all slightly chubby and were wearing some form of heavy clothing . Lots of layers of fur coats and such .  All trying to keep warm or warmish , as Greenland is to the north , mornings tend to be quite chilly . As they were working and preparing to hunt they came to a halt . The all started to gaze at the horizon as they saw some " objects " floating in .  




Zed - " S-s-s-see ? I t-t-told y-you the shi-i-ip wouldn't m-m-ake it " 
Roger - " Y--y-you are the on-n-ne who sail-ll-ed it n-n-ear the rocks . Wh-what C-c-captain s-s-see a gathering of--f-f-f large r-r-ocks and decides t-t-to g-g-go near themmmmah ? " 
Zed - " W-what kind of co- c-c-captain l-lets a drunk c-c-captain sail ? " 
Roger - " Who a-a-are y-y-you cal-l-ling c-c-co - c-c-captain ? " 
Zed - " Y-y-y-ou of c-c-course " 
Roger - " Y-y-you just l-luck my sword issss stuck-ck inn-n-n its c-carrier r-r-right now " 






 The islanders soon realized that the " objects " floating in were actually about 10 men on pieces of driftwood and one on a barrel of rum . Zed was the on on  the rum of course .  When they came ashore the islanders stared at the drenched men in amazement . While Zed tried to reason with them for a ship , Roger and crew went off wandering , without the captain noticing . 



Zed - " Ahoy th-th-there y-yye misfit-t-t  G-g-greenland f-f-folk . I b-be in n-n-need of a ship . Any of y-y-you kn-kn-know where I c-c-an g-get one ? " 
Islanders - " ........... * Cricket Noises . Wait Crickets don't live so far north . Ok . Seal noises * .... "  




The Greenland natives did not speak English and so did not comprehend what the captain was saying . They just continued staring at the wet man that was speaking in gibrish . 


Zed - " I s-s-see . Y-y-you want barter eh ? W-w-w-well d-d-don't w-w-worry . I know a l-l-language w-w-e a-llll speak . RUM . * Takes up his barrel of rum and leans on it with his elbow * 




 Meanwhile Roger and crew have already found a ship and are preparing to depart . The ship is almost off shore . It had green sails and looked medium in size . It did indeed look like it could carry them to England . Zed turns around a realizes that the crew is leaving without him . 


Zed - * Runs after the ship . Then turns back and goes for barrel of rum . Then runs again towards the ship taking his rum with him . * 



 He makes it just in time . He crawls up the side of the ship using a rope . But neither Roger nor the crew are aware of this until they here the sound of the struggle . Crew member 1 walks over to check what it was . He did not look down just stood there  and waited to see what would come up . 


Crew member 1 - " Hey R-r-roger . Do Y-y-you think its-s-s-s Zed ? " 
Roger - " Prob-b-bably . " 


 A barrel of rum is flung onboard the ship . No one sees who flung it . 


Roger - " Y-y-yup . Its Z-z-zed " 


The barrel of rum is followed by a hand with two rings on it . The another hand . Afterwards the captain hoists himself up onto the ship . 

Zed - " Y-y-y-yup . It me. Gonna have t-t-to try hard-d-der than th-that t-t-to  g-g-get rid of m-me , patch eyed , funny talkin yip "  
Roger - " I'll k-k-keep that in m-m-indddah " 
Zed - " S-s-so . Englind .  R-r-right ? "
Roger - " Y-y-esssah ? " 
Zed - " Ok . As captain of this ship I decree that no one is to leave the captain of this ship stranded on Greenland again . " 
Roger - " I f-f-found this v-v-vessel . Therefore I am th-the c-c-captain . " 
Zed - " N-n-nope . You have t-t-to have a c-c-captain's hat t-t-to be captain . It's i-n-n the Pirates manual  " 
Roger - " There is n-n-no s-s-scu h thing as a P * Spites when he says the letter " p " * iarte Manual . " 
Zed - *  Wipes spit form face *  "  Sure there is . J-j-just look it up in the Library . Under the P * Spits when he says the letter " p " * iarate section . " 
Roger - * Wipes spit form face *  " I'll be sure to look up the P * Spits when he says the letter " p " * irate m-m-manual " 
Zed - * Wipes spit from face *  "  B-b-be sure t-t-o l-look P * Spits when he says the letter " p "  * roperly when s-s-searching for the P * Spits when he says the letter " p " * M-m-manual " 
Roger - * Wipes spit from face *  " P * Spits when he says the letter " p " * lease s-s-stop sssspittting in my f-a-afaceeeah " 
Zed - * Wipes spit from face * " P * Spits when he says the letter " p " * lease stop-p-p ss-s-spitting in MY face " 
Crew member 1 - " Um captain . " 
Both Zed and Roger - " What * Spit when they say the letter " t " *  ! " 
Crew member 1 - " Orders ? " 
Zed - " Drop the  s-s-sail . " 
Roger - " F-f-ree the rudder " 
Both Zed and Roger - " Hard e-e-eassst and c-c-continue straight " 



The Sails fell . The rudder freed . And the ship set a course for England . The sun started to had now completely risen in the morning sky , casting its glow along the ship . They should arrive in two days tops . 


Ok . That was chapter 11 . Chapter 12 coming soon .