Alright, I know the poll was a bit random. On to actual matter.

Given the over-powered abilities that his fans seem to have bestowed upon him, who do you think could actually beat Captain Falcon in a brawl (no SSBB joke intended)?

Since there are so many threads like this out there, let's include a few of them. Who would win in a fight?

Cpt. Falcon VS Sonic
Cpt. Falcon VS Link
Cpt. Falcon VS Mario
Cpt. Falcon VS Samus
Cpt. Falcon VS Chuck Norris

For my first scenario, I go with Sonic. While the almighty Falcon Punch could easily defeat him, in the time taken to execute it Sonic would be all over the beloved racer.

Against Link... that really depends. Link isn't exactly the fastest, but he's got a sword. I don't care how strong you are, if that sword hits you, you're gonna feel it...

Match number 3... definitely Captain Falcon. I'd like to see Mario jump over one of the Captain's acrobatic, aerial Falcon Kicks.

Against Samus... I can't really think through this one. I'll hear your guys' opinions before making my own decision on this one.

That last one was supposed to be a joke, but I'll answer it anyways. Captain Falcon can't fight Chuck Norris because Captain Falcon is actually Chuck Norris in a Power Rangers costume. When Chuck puts it on, the costume just becomes that awesome.

Also, is there anybody else that the good Captain should fight? I think I included the four most controversial characters he could go into battle with.

the way i imagined all this fights are through brawl sooo...

against sonic: sonic would get destroyed. he's too lightweight. easy to knock off.

against link: link can hold a falcon punch... right? he's strong. x3

against mario: captain falcon is a better air fighter than mario.

against samus: ehhhh. . .

I half-envisioned it in Brawl.
But see?
You just can't decide what would happen between Samus and the Falcon.

Although Zero Suit Samus would get PWNED, that much I can guarantee.

idk... most guys have moral. i dont think cp. falcon would actually want to hurt a female you know?? i wouldnt falcon punch a girl.....thats just.. cruel >3>

but if they fought a SAFE SERIOUS match then... samus would still win. xD she got him with all long, medium, and short range.

I wouldn't be so sure...


But yeah. With Samus' abilities I think she'd be able to take out Captain Falcon. Falcon ANYTHING only works if they're in range, and Samus has her arsenal of long-range attacks.

Dude I watched that little clip like 24 times and didn't realize it. That girl got knocked the F*** out! The guy in the background was like oooooohhhhhh shiiiiiii****. Then boom!

I don't know much about Captain Falcon though. I think samus would win over him though because of her agility and finess.

If you're talking about agility, Captain Falcon is just as agile as Samus. He runs really fast, and does acrobatics every time he jumps (or just about every time). The only thing in question is his long-range capabilities (although a sliding Falcon Kick has a pretty long reach) and his attack speed.

But yeah. I dunno if he has morals, Falcon Kicking some totally random girl like that.

FALCOOONN PAAAAAAWWNCHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Solves teen pregnancy.)

Actually, the poll question is much better than the one in the topic post.

Cpt. Falcon VS Sonic: Captain Falcon, Sonic is totally lame
Cpt. Falcon VS Link: Link has a sword; he wins in a real fight
Cpt. Falcon VS Mario: Captain Falcon, because Mario isn't a good fighter
Cpt. Falcon VS Samus: Samus has weapons, and powerful ones; she wins



as for the poll question, I picked CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

captain Jack sparow has.... Methods. that only work becuas it's him. Hard to beat that.

As long as Captain Falcon can hit Captain Planet before he starts using his jokes The Falcon will win easy

oh and how about Captain Morgan?