Ghosts and goblins *blaagh* that's me spitting it out after saying it ok lets clear this stain off the cloth of um...humanity? Yeah humanity definitely humanity! Ok lets start

Graphics:6 the graphics are pretty innovative for the nes and the commodore the gbc upped it a little bit but still ive seen much worse *cough cough Atari Indiana Jones cough cough*look it up! Now lets get back on topic the graphics are pretty nice but I feel the designers got lazy I mean I have the guide guess what that troll boss on level 1 is called a unicorn! Why a unicorn I mean really if you really want a unicorn which I really wouldn't go with make a horse and put a horn on it if you don't then take the horn off or draw something over it to make it a helmet but just call it a troll and really the while were on naming guess what there is the devils and then theres Satan(or satans? Ill explain that later)the devils are those flying things that are nearly impossible to kill just call them freaking demons! gond!(Luther kills the gond!)but that's another story(the vanguard thing)but I think I'm done here but let me compliment the graphics one more time I can actually tell what is what(except the unicorn)but really good job guys!


sound is a 6 but your probably thinking there isn't much sound to talk about but that sometimes is a good thing I mean some do sound horribly (Atari Texas chainsaw massacre beeeeeeeeeep!)and some just have no variety it just loops over to the point where you cant wait for that moment of silence when it loops over and there is some where it forces you to sit through it because you have to listen for the GOD-DANG JASON ALARM!!! But still silence is bliss...and boring so thatswhyitsa 6




addictiveness is definitely a 10! I mean really you want to finish it so you can say I beat ghosts and goblins!sorta like Mario or castlevania wait a second hmmm  castlevania...oh yeah there almost the exact same freaking game  but castlevania is actually good! ive been giving this game more praise then it deserves but you really have to give it something but its so addicting a little less the second time around (ill explain that later) but really that was the only reason I finished (that and I bet my brother 20 bucks I could finish it I got a good game with that much money)really the reason the video game crash happened was because Nintendo sent out so many crappy games *cough cough Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde oh man I'm gonna be sick) now after I finished throwing up the unliscensed games were the most horrible or the most foreign *little red hood and bible games* so this game would actually be hgg guhh averaagge oh god that was hard to utter oh god! But really you will either finish this or rage quit I'm serious I had to force myself not to quit I rage quit on thps2 because I bail on a huge trick but really there is unlimited continues its like bugs bunny's birthday bash you have nearly infinite lives so you cant quit unless you want someone to say you rage quitted that is all.




ok after that I was at 500 words I know right I had to ramble alot like I am right now ok after splashing cold water in my face because its like 2 in the morning

right that was like a break to add some words but story is a 2 apparently your in a grave yard screwing your girlfriend when the devil oh alright Satan takes her away no really that's what it looks like. I'm serious! Play the game and you'll know what I'm talking about that's about it here



depth okay this was where I was tearing my hair out I give it a 5 I would have given it a ten with 6 DIFFERENT stages but they had these words this room is a illusion made by the devil go through it again so this is the scene its 6 pm ive been playing for 4 hours with my brothers bet I have to turn it off at 8 so I think I made it and that comes up my god I was steaming I made it with 13 minutes to spare and you know what it says you are happy end you feel brave proceed to start! What! Either that or it was a different game I'm to tired to remember but it is pretty diverse so 5

ok the difficulty hmmm ive been ranting about it so how about a... UMM 10!!! ive already said enough about this just one more thing I hate going through platforms!


overall its a 5.2 but its a classic that will live in all of our hearts this isn't the best review but its all original so yeah bye!