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07-08-14 01:51 PM
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The rock you threw was sharp and you accidentally threw it upward and it impaled your head. You are dead!

I'm applying for a job.
The rock you threw was sharp and you accidentally threw it upward and it impaled your head. You are dead!

I'm applying for a job.
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07-08-14 02:38 PM
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You get an interview, but the interviewer hates you so much that she strangles you with your tie. You are dead! 

I am practicing my archery. 
You get an interview, but the interviewer hates you so much that she strangles you with your tie. You are dead! 

I am practicing my archery. 
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07-09-14 06:45 AM
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One day, while you were practicing with your awesome bow, suddenly someone accidentally sprays... bug spray into you. You close your eyes, but you didn't know that you were holding your bow the opposite way, with the arrow pointing right at your chest. You release the hand holding the arrow and... *SPLAT* You are dead.

I'm having a dance party in my room alone...
One day, while you were practicing with your awesome bow, suddenly someone accidentally sprays... bug spray into you. You close your eyes, but you didn't know that you were holding your bow the opposite way, with the arrow pointing right at your chest. You release the hand holding the arrow and... *SPLAT* You are dead.

I'm having a dance party in my room alone...
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07-09-14 02:14 PM
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You trip and your head hits the floor hard. You are dead.

I am playing my PS Vita.
You trip and your head hits the floor hard. You are dead.

I am playing my PS Vita.
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07-09-14 02:31 PM
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zanderlex : You're playing your PS Vita and walking over to a friend's house.  The sun is shining, you're excited to share you new game and you can't wait to see them.  But you get engrossed in a part of the game that has been giving you trouble.  Just as you're about to succeed, you hear a loud honk and a screech of brakes.

You're in the middle of a street you didn't notice you walked in to.  You have a millisecond to process the bus driver looking down at you through the windshield.  His arms at straight out, willing the bus to stop and his mouth is gaping in a silent scream.  Sunlight flashes off the grill and you think, "This is not go


I'm deep-sea fishing with my friend in the ocean.
zanderlex : You're playing your PS Vita and walking over to a friend's house.  The sun is shining, you're excited to share you new game and you can't wait to see them.  But you get engrossed in a part of the game that has been giving you trouble.  Just as you're about to succeed, you hear a loud honk and a screech of brakes.

You're in the middle of a street you didn't notice you walked in to.  You have a millisecond to process the bus driver looking down at you through the windshield.  His arms at straight out, willing the bus to stop and his mouth is gaping in a silent scream.  Sunlight flashes off the grill and you think, "This is not go


I'm deep-sea fishing with my friend in the ocean.
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07-19-14 08:48 PM
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warmaker : Your friend got bitten by a shark ,you just drive away all causal-like ,and before you know it ,the police arrests you for desertion ,you are dead.

I'm finding the lost city of Atlantis.
warmaker : Your friend got bitten by a shark ,you just drive away all causal-like ,and before you know it ,the police arrests you for desertion ,you are dead.

I'm finding the lost city of Atlantis.
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07-19-14 11:18 PM
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vizzy900 : You died because your scuba gear broke, and you ran out of oxygen. 

I am in surgery. 
vizzy900 : You died because your scuba gear broke, and you ran out of oxygen. 

I am in surgery. 
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07-20-14 09:47 AM
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thing1 : Whoops! The doctor accidentally cut a major artery. The blood flows, and you are dead.

I'm doing pull-ups
thing1 : Whoops! The doctor accidentally cut a major artery. The blood flows, and you are dead.

I'm doing pull-ups
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07-20-14 01:44 PM
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Popeye116 : While you were doing pull ups ,you strained your neck for no reason.  You are dead.

I am finding gold in the abandoned mine.
Popeye116 : While you were doing pull ups ,you strained your neck for no reason.  You are dead.

I am finding gold in the abandoned mine.
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07-20-14 05:25 PM
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vizzy900 : The mine collapses, and you are trapped inside. You suffocate from lack of oxygen. 

I win the Tour de Vizzed. 
vizzy900 : The mine collapses, and you are trapped inside. You suffocate from lack of oxygen. 

I win the Tour de Vizzed. 
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What is life?


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07-20-14 06:46 PM
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The runner up is jealous and poisons you.

I become Batman.
The runner up is jealous and poisons you.

I become Batman.
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07-20-14 07:21 PM
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When you become batman Superman then turn evil and beat you to death now you are dead.

I won a million dollars
When you become batman Superman then turn evil and beat you to death now you are dead.

I won a million dollars
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07-20-14 07:24 PM
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TheReaper7290 : The money is alive! It tears you to shreds, piece by piece.

I won a new car!
TheReaper7290 : The money is alive! It tears you to shreds, piece by piece.

I won a new car!
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07-20-14 07:38 PM
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You drive it off a cliff, I'm sorry.

I just ate a taco and didn't choke!
You drive it off a cliff, I'm sorry.

I just ate a taco and didn't choke!
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07-20-14 08:16 PM
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Instead it randomly turns into lava and burns your whole body... you are dead. ( most stupid reply in this thread)

I got a new Zebra
Instead it randomly turns into lava and burns your whole body... you are dead. ( most stupid reply in this thread)

I got a new Zebra
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07-20-14 08:23 PM
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The zebra's name was Leggy. You tried to ride Leggy once, but he didn't like it so he threw you off of him and stomped on you with his hooves multiple times. He ended up breaking all of your ribs and puncturing your lungs. You do not make it to the hospital, because no one knew you were dying. You are dead.

I take a big bite of a slice of pizza.
The zebra's name was Leggy. You tried to ride Leggy once, but he didn't like it so he threw you off of him and stomped on you with his hooves multiple times. He ended up breaking all of your ribs and puncturing your lungs. You do not make it to the hospital, because no one knew you were dying. You are dead.

I take a big bite of a slice of pizza.
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07-20-14 08:31 PM
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You are dead. It was poisoned. And who poisoned it? I did, of course. Who else?

I am a god. 
You are dead. It was poisoned. And who poisoned it? I did, of course. Who else?

I am a god. 
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07-21-14 08:04 AM
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thing1 : You get a statue of yourself ,and outlive jesus ,jesus become jealous for no reason ,you are dead.

I am finding the land of oz.
thing1 : You get a statue of yourself ,and outlive jesus ,jesus become jealous for no reason ,you are dead.

I am finding the land of oz.
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07-21-14 09:33 AM
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You also find the wicked witch of the west, and you can't compete with that power. You are dead.

I'm sitting down.
You also find the wicked witch of the west, and you can't compete with that power. You are dead.

I'm sitting down.
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07-21-14 10:27 AM
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Boxia : You are sitting on a weak, 10 feet tall chair and suddenly you hear some cracking sounds and the chair breaks! You fall down and land on your bum so hard that you break your back. You are rushed to the hospital but it's too late, you die.

I am standing on a bridge over a calm, undeep river.
Boxia : You are sitting on a weak, 10 feet tall chair and suddenly you hear some cracking sounds and the chair breaks! You fall down and land on your bum so hard that you break your back. You are rushed to the hospital but it's too late, you die.

I am standing on a bridge over a calm, undeep river.
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