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All of a sudden you find your old NES Ninja Turtles game. You're all excited about it until you notice that you have seaweed for dinner that night. With those haunting memories of the turtles game you get a seizure while eating dinner and die.

I'm eating grass ...
All of a sudden you find your old NES Ninja Turtles game. You're all excited about it until you notice that you have seaweed for dinner that night. With those haunting memories of the turtles game you get a seizure while eating dinner and die.

I'm eating grass ...

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You were just peacefully eating grass and that's when you saw him...actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf! You are dead.

I'm posting on vizzed....
Nakina
You were just peacefully eating grass and that's when you saw him...actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf! You are dead.

I'm posting on vizzed....

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You see a post that makes you very, very angry. So angry, in fact, that it makes you jump out of the nearest window! Thankfully, you survive. As soon as you get out of the hospital again, though, you find another post that makes you angry and throw yourself out another window! Somehow, you manage to survive again, and seek some help for your issue. You spend several months trying to learn to control your rage, and you think you've done it when you see another terrible post. Your body seems to move on its own to open the nearest window and throw yourself out of it. Since you recently moved into a huge apartment and your room was on the top floor, you don't survive this time. You're dead.

I'm trying to record something with my camcorder while out and about...
You see a post that makes you very, very angry. So angry, in fact, that it makes you jump out of the nearest window! Thankfully, you survive. As soon as you get out of the hospital again, though, you find another post that makes you angry and throw yourself out another window! Somehow, you manage to survive again, and seek some help for your issue. You spend several months trying to learn to control your rage, and you think you've done it when you see another terrible post. Your body seems to move on its own to open the nearest window and throw yourself out of it. Since you recently moved into a huge apartment and your room was on the top floor, you don't survive this time. You're dead.

I'm trying to record something with my camcorder while out and about...

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01-07-19 09:21 PM
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While paying attention to what you are recording, your fail to realize that a small dog has walked right in front of you. You accidentally step on the dog, crushing it. The dog's owner, an affluent woman in her mid-twenties, flips out on you. She takes off her high heel shoe, and jabs you in the neck with it. You are dead.

I am playing dodgeball with my campers at camp...
While paying attention to what you are recording, your fail to realize that a small dog has walked right in front of you. You accidentally step on the dog, crushing it. The dog's owner, an affluent woman in her mid-twenties, flips out on you. She takes off her high heel shoe, and jabs you in the neck with it. You are dead.

I am playing dodgeball with my campers at camp...

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01-09-19 06:32 PM
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You get hit in the head and fall in the campfire. Your face melts off and everyone weeps over your exploded body lol! (I wonder if anyone will get that reference)

I am making references to old news.
You get hit in the head and fall in the campfire. Your face melts off and everyone weeps over your exploded body lol! (I wonder if anyone will get that reference)

I am making references to old news.

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01-09-19 06:35 PM
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I want to say that's a survivor reference but I think Skupin passed out from smoke inhalation before falling into the fire.

Anyway, as you're making references to old news, Ebola is now becoming such a huge threat to society that you pack your bags and move to Antarctica. Sadly that's also the location where they dump the infected bodies so you end up catching the disease and die.

I am watching a movie
I want to say that's a survivor reference but I think Skupin passed out from smoke inhalation before falling into the fire.

Anyway, as you're making references to old news, Ebola is now becoming such a huge threat to society that you pack your bags and move to Antarctica. Sadly that's also the location where they dump the infected bodies so you end up catching the disease and die.

I am watching a movie

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01-09-19 08:01 PM
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You have all of the lights off in your house, so that you can see the TV screen without any kind of glare. It's late at night, and you start to become drowsy. You assume you're just tired, since it is night time, but what's actually making you drowsy is the carbon monoxide leak in your house. Unfortunately, the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector died last week, and you never got around to replacing them. You pass out. You do not wake up. You are dead.

I am eating Ben and Jerry's ice cream...
You have all of the lights off in your house, so that you can see the TV screen without any kind of glare. It's late at night, and you start to become drowsy. You assume you're just tired, since it is night time, but what's actually making you drowsy is the carbon monoxide leak in your house. Unfortunately, the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector died last week, and you never got around to replacing them. You pass out. You do not wake up. You are dead.

I am eating Ben and Jerry's ice cream...

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You are eating a flavor that you are actually allergic to without knowing it. You have an allergic reaction. You are dead.

I'm buying video games at Target.
You are eating a flavor that you are actually allergic to without knowing it. You have an allergic reaction. You are dead.

I'm buying video games at Target.

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01-09-19 09:27 PM
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Suddenly the cashier recognizes your name as the guy who beat him in Smash so he proceeds to beat you up for embarrassing him in front of his friends. You die from the assault.

I'm opening Christmas presents when ...
Suddenly the cashier recognizes your name as the guy who beat him in Smash so he proceeds to beat you up for embarrassing him in front of his friends. You die from the assault.

I'm opening Christmas presents when ...

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01-11-19 10:41 PM
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You reach for your final gift. It's wrapped in different wrapping paper that all of the rest. Your family isn't exactly sure who it's from, but it has your name on it. It says it's from "Santa." They decide to let you open it. After unwrapping it, you are left with an unmarked brown box. You open the box, and it explodes. You are dead.

I am doing push-ups in my apartment...
You reach for your final gift. It's wrapped in different wrapping paper that all of the rest. Your family isn't exactly sure who it's from, but it has your name on it. It says it's from "Santa." They decide to let you open it. After unwrapping it, you are left with an unmarked brown box. You open the box, and it explodes. You are dead.

I am doing push-ups in my apartment...

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01-12-19 07:45 PM
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Suddenly you begin to hear cracks. You continue doing your push ups not thinking too much of it, but because you're so strong and buff you put so much energy into your floor that it collapses and you fall down, breaking your neck in the progress. You are dead.

I'm juggling some tennis balls when ...
Suddenly you begin to hear cracks. You continue doing your push ups not thinking too much of it, but because you're so strong and buff you put so much energy into your floor that it collapses and you fall down, breaking your neck in the progress. You are dead.

I'm juggling some tennis balls when ...

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01-12-19 08:09 PM
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You accidentally drop one. You reach down to pick it up, and when you stand back up, you hit the back of your head on a nearby table. It knocks you unconscious, and you begin to bleed from the back of your head, where it hit the table. No one else is home, so you lay there for hours, bleeding and unconscious. You are dead.

I am sending a Snapchat to my friend...
You accidentally drop one. You reach down to pick it up, and when you stand back up, you hit the back of your head on a nearby table. It knocks you unconscious, and you begin to bleed from the back of your head, where it hit the table. No one else is home, so you lay there for hours, bleeding and unconscious. You are dead.

I am sending a Snapchat to my friend...

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01-12-19 08:41 PM
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You accidentally send some not so appropriate pics to a girl with a boyfriend. Her boyfriend sees and comes to have a “talk” with you, and hits you with a crowbar. You are dead.

I’m watching the Rams and Cowboys game.
You accidentally send some not so appropriate pics to a girl with a boyfriend. Her boyfriend sees and comes to have a “talk” with you, and hits you with a crowbar. You are dead.

I’m watching the Rams and Cowboys game.

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You start screaming and throwing a fit every time someone scores and you accidently throw something at your TV. It explodes. You are dead.

I am getting ready to take my shower.
You start screaming and throwing a fit every time someone scores and you accidently throw something at your TV. It explodes. You are dead.

I am getting ready to take my shower.

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01-12-19 10:01 PM
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As you get in you notice a strange man looking at you from outside. You close your window and proceed with your shower. Suddenly the door to your bathroom gets locked from the outside. You ask who's there and that's when you see the weird man blocking the window. You try to turn off the water but it's no use as it just keeps spraying and spraying. You sit there helplessly trying to get the water down the drain but it flows too quickly. You drown in you bathroom. You are dead.

Wow that was weird lol

I'm sending a text message when ...
As you get in you notice a strange man looking at you from outside. You close your window and proceed with your shower. Suddenly the door to your bathroom gets locked from the outside. You ask who's there and that's when you see the weird man blocking the window. You try to turn off the water but it's no use as it just keeps spraying and spraying. You sit there helplessly trying to get the water down the drain but it flows too quickly. You drown in you bathroom. You are dead.

Wow that was weird lol

I'm sending a text message when ...

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You turn the water on and begin to undress, but then remember that there is no nudity allowed on my Christian Vizzed server, so you put your clothes back on. You reach in to see if the water is warm enough, but it's so incredibly hot that it burns your hand. You jump back in pain, and end up slipping and falling, and cracking your head on the tile floor. You are dead.

I am sleeping in my bed...
You turn the water on and begin to undress, but then remember that there is no nudity allowed on my Christian Vizzed server, so you put your clothes back on. You reach in to see if the water is warm enough, but it's so incredibly hot that it burns your hand. You jump back in pain, and end up slipping and falling, and cracking your head on the tile floor. You are dead.

I am sleeping in my bed...

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This thread is always good for a laugh. I haven't posted here in a couple of days and some of the new replies since then are hilarious. 

Anyway,

You are sleeping soundly in your bed until you hear a small squeaking noise coming from your ceiling. You look up and everything appears to be fine, so you ignore it and go back to sleep. A minute later you hear the squeaking again and realize it is a loose screw coming from the enormous chandelier hanging from your bedroom ceiling. Before you decide on a course of action, the entire thing falls and crushes you. You are dead.

I am playing an RPG on Steam.
This thread is always good for a laugh. I haven't posted here in a couple of days and some of the new replies since then are hilarious. 

Anyway,

You are sleeping soundly in your bed until you hear a small squeaking noise coming from your ceiling. You look up and everything appears to be fine, so you ignore it and go back to sleep. A minute later you hear the squeaking again and realize it is a loose screw coming from the enormous chandelier hanging from your bedroom ceiling. Before you decide on a course of action, the entire thing falls and crushes you. You are dead.

I am playing an RPG on Steam.

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01-12-19 10:30 PM
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You get way too into the game, and fail to notice the world around you. You don't even notice that your house is actually on fire, because you forgot about the chicken nuggets you put in the oven before, and now they're burning. You can't smell it either, because of how entrenched in the game you are. By the time you realize, it's too late. You are dead.

I'm doing a Fortnite dance (lol)...
You get way too into the game, and fail to notice the world around you. You don't even notice that your house is actually on fire, because you forgot about the chicken nuggets you put in the oven before, and now they're burning. You can't smell it either, because of how entrenched in the game you are. By the time you realize, it's too late. You are dead.

I'm doing a Fortnite dance (lol)...

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You get jumped by a bunch of guys who challenge you to a fortnite dance off. As you start doing your moves they suddenly whip out a camera and record you and put you on the internet. You get so embarrassed when people recognize you as the fortnite dance guy that you jump off a bridge whilst L dancing in mid air. The video that was taken of this was forever a meme on the internet. Oh and you died btw.

I'm stealing from a bakery store
You get jumped by a bunch of guys who challenge you to a fortnite dance off. As you start doing your moves they suddenly whip out a camera and record you and put you on the internet. You get so embarrassed when people recognize you as the fortnite dance guy that you jump off a bridge whilst L dancing in mid air. The video that was taken of this was forever a meme on the internet. Oh and you died btw.

I'm stealing from a bakery store

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You manage to shove a couple of pastries and baked goods in your pocket, but one of the employees sees you stealing and starts beating you up with a 3 month stale baguette that might as well be an aluminum bat because of how much it hurts. You accept your fate and bleed out while eating a cannoli. You are dead.

I am looking in my fridge trying to decide what I want to eat.
You manage to shove a couple of pastries and baked goods in your pocket, but one of the employees sees you stealing and starts beating you up with a 3 month stale baguette that might as well be an aluminum bat because of how much it hurts. You accept your fate and bleed out while eating a cannoli. You are dead.

I am looking in my fridge trying to decide what I want to eat.

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