Ok guys this is one for all the call of duty players


Time to turn on the Xbox and open the disc tray,
I've just decided the game I'm gonna play,
So i crack open the case for Black Ops 2,
You know what that means? Its time to kill you,
Bounce straight on to multi-player time to pick a lobby,
Not that it matters to me cause owning noobs is just another hobby,
Lets play some search and destroy but it has to be hardcore,
So no H.U.D. or U.A.V. to help save you any more,
It takes real skill to cross-map tomahawk,
So don't stay close to spawn cause you might get caught.
After the noob drops down to the floor dead,
I quick scope his team mate in the back of the head,
Two noobs eliminated just four left to go,
All my team mates are dead I got to put on a show,
Run around the map carrying the bomb,
But i wont plant it till I'm down to one,
So i creep on a camper aiming out the window,
Shank him in the back laughing "you mad bro?"
Using scavenger so my combat ax is retrieved,
Go searching for my next victim to drop to his knees,
See an enemy protecting the bomb site,
Flash bang him and stab him coming from the right,
Keep running past to get into cover,
Oh My god here comes another,
So i whip out my side arm, packing the Kap 40,
Thinking should I make this guy dance for me,
Na its not worth it just take off his head,
He drops down now there's only one man left,
I check around to make sure the coast is clear,
Dolphin dive to the bomb site and stay near,
Plant the explosives the timers starting to tick,
As I get up to run *BANG*. OMFG RAGE QUIT!!!

Interesting poetry, and I am a huge fan of the entire Call of Duty series (I have them all except for Black Ops 2). It's good to have a hobby I suppose, but for me video games are just something I do when there is nothing better to do (aka video games keep me from getting myself into trouble when I am bored). I laughed, grinned and chuckled a few times while reading that poem because it reminds me of the way my brother plays multiplayer call of duty (only he prefers Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare). It makes me laugh when people get all butt hurt and start accusing him of hacking because he's just so good at it. Anyways, once again, great poetry, you've managed to make me laugh and feel all nostalgic at the same time.

Holy heck, that was so good.

I'm not a fan of Call of Duty, but this was really enjoyable. The ending was perfect!