17:39 [Mega's Censors] You should start a "JazzCoon is Innocent" thread

And so it was.

Jazz is innocent, Nya~.

George clooney is innocent

He's a pretty okay guy, and is in no way the spawn of Satan himself.

I second this motion. Brace yourselves, the torch-bearing mob is coming to burn your beautiful creation

In the immortal words of... well... me.

"JazzCoon isn't 'innocent', but he's 'not so bad'"

Seems legit.

Kopeck : I am also innocent.



Who's Jazzcoon?

GameBoy1023 : An innocent person wronged and chained. Support him with the help he needs, Nya~!

GameBoy1023 :

A man that is greater than the burden he holds.

You need to show some respect!

Jazzcoon was a great man... He took everyone's sins on vizzed and took responsibility for them all.. Leaving the world of vizzed a happier place.

Sorry About what was on this post in the past. To be fair, I never seen JazzCoon before, Because he was Permabanned before I could talk to him.
Let's just hope something good happens.

GameBoy1023 : Stop making everything lame.

Anyways, JazzCoon isn't that bad.

alexanyways : *Sigh* Fine. I'll just watch this.

The serious case for and against JazzCoon

First, let's start with the against, because we always finish strong in IT. JazzCoon was permabanned. For being a jerk. A long time ago. And he isn't exactly Mary Poppins now. He's a little crass, and bold, and he's also a robot who will probably murder us all.

However, that is all that stands against him. Here is the argument for him!

- Not all permabanned members are still permabanned! May I bring your eyes to the_casualty and thing1! Both of whom were at one point permabanned! Look at them now! An elite and a trusted to their own. They got a chance, and ran with it in a manner of speech.

- He did a lot of good that went unnoticed. Noobs quivered in fear, because they knew if they were idiotic, they'd be called out on it! Intelligence was at an all time high, and spam was at an all time low! You can't argue with those facts!

- He is one of Vizzed's most cherished minds and a fan of classic literature! Of some sort. I don't know, I'm not the book nerd. Point is, anyone who likes books can't be too evil!

- He is NOT the spawn of the devil as many have claimed. The spawn of the devil is not a robot. True facts.

- Also, he has not had a chance to redeem himself! He needs to be given the chance, just like all of us have been! Forgive and forget!

#FreeJazz2013

The Story of JazzCoon

Jazz was part of a flying fortress in WWII, tasked with the bombing of those filthy fascist krauts.
During one mission, we were sprayed with flak from all sides
A young boy fresh outta Ellis Isle was hit in the shoulder. His name was Snowden
Jazz rushed to him, in the tail of the bomber, and began wrapping his arm
His lips turned blue, his stare hazy
He kept saying how cold it was, but Jazz was burning up
More flak. More fire. More explosions.
Before the mission, we had tomato sandwiches in the mess hall. Snowden was shivering. He pulled Jazz closer and whispered in my ear.
"So cold. It's so cold. My stomach is cold."
Jazz unzipped his flight suit. A shard of flak went through his shoulder, down his torso, and tore his fleshy gut open.
It all spilled over the flight suit and Snowden looked so cold and so dead and so much like a fish.
Jazz wasted time on his wounded shoulder. He saw tomatoes from the mess hall spill out.
craned my neck and puked. More flak from all sides.
He found a sprayed parachute and slowly put it over the dyingSnowden.
"There, there. There, there." That's all he could say.
More flak. There, there. There, there.
The end

I never knew him but now I want to knowing people like Leggy and Mega are his friends must have meant he was the bomb.

A more tragic story has never been told, Pacman. I saw Jazz once. I still have scars and I'd never wish them away for anything

After having to deal with some of the current board membership I almost want Jazz to come back. At least he was up front about the stuff he did.

pacman1755 : was he a horrible suicide bomber? 





~Bring back JazzCoon.



~Aloha


Edit: grrr... darn picture would not show up after 10 minutes of trying... he is the darn link: http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/achmed/images/32465899/title/achmed-photo

I can confirm at least one of leggy's statements. Jazz is a robot. I remember one time in chat he exploded into a burning pile of trash. Natas, myself, and a couple others sat around him roasting marshmallow and sipping lemonade.