This story is based off the twitard named Nuttymadam, whos youtube account is www.youtube.com/nuttymadam3575

One day, there was a tub of industrial lard that mutated into a Big Mac, that was mysteriously left in the fridge for two years. But the fridge switched off and the Big Mac mutated into the nuttymadam. After leaving the factory, the madam went into a library when the first book she took was Twilight due to the apple on the cover. She ate the book and it was the most delicious thing she ever tasted in her life. She then went into the garden of eden where she ate the forbidden fruit which slowly poisoned the over weight brain of Nuttymadam, which made reading books by Steven King or J.R.R. Toilken too difficult by the madam. The madam would prefer books with big text and pop up pictures. After looking at all the Dr. Seuss books, the madam would then see her favorite book, A Burger King Coupon book. She then saw a ad for a whopper jr that was 50 cents off. And the madam continued her cycle of eating. When she went to Burger King she ordered a kids meal and got a free twilight toy in the process, she ate so many Kids Meals that she actually got the remaining Twilight books. After she ate the remaining twilight books, they were the most delicious thing ever to hit nuttymadams tastebuds now. Nuttymadam decided to work at the Twilight Chocolate Factory but was fired after she was reported to be found disguised as a warehouse crate eating all the chocolate out of the conveyer belt. So Nuttymadam did the next smartest thing, go on welfare. Since she knows she’ll get about 140 dollars a week, she adopts 20 kids and gets 5,000 dollars a week but eats all the children so she doesn’t have to spend her money on them so she can fund her twilight addiction. She then meets the stars of Twilight, Kirsten Stewart and Robert Pattinson but accidentally falls on Kirsten Stewart and crushes her to death. Meaning that New Moon is on a halt and they must find a new Bella for the movie. So Nuttymadam decides to audition and tells the producers that she has eaten a ton of cabbage and threatens to self detonate on the set if she doesn’t get the role. So Nuttymadam becomes the star of the Twilight Movies. She becomes famous through the roles and it gains attention for a group of neo nazis who find her the ultimate ticket for a lost and secret artifact, the Whopper Jr Of Doom! While Nuttymadam was trying to fit through the door, but she cant because she ate all of the emergency butter, the nazis appeared since the people at Wendy's gave them her address. Since they needed to kidnap Nuttymadam, they put her in a oil tanker filled with chip lard. After eating all the chip lard in 2 minutes, she felt hungry again and threw up the chip lard and ate it and repeated the process over 40 times. When the neo nazis arrive at their base they make Nuttymadam sing Coat of Many Colors, and they impressed even though its just a bunch of whale screams. So she whale screams the Star Trek Theme and the theme to the A-Team.
While Nuttymadam was trying to fit through the door, but she cant because she ate all of the emergency butter, the nazis appeared since the people at Wendy's gave them her address. Since they needed to kidnap Nuttymadam, they put her in a oil tanker filled with chip lard. After eating all the chip lard in 2 minutes, she felt hungry again and threw up the chip lard and ate it and repeated the process over 40 times. When the neo nazis arrive at their base they make Nuttymadam sing Coat of Many Colors, and they impressed even though its just a bunch of whale screams. So she whale screams the Star Trek Theme and the theme to the A-Team. The neo nazis send her to Britians Got Talent where she sings her Twilight Song but the performace goes very badly. And she gets booed off the stage. So the neo nazis kidnap her again to find the Whopper Jr Of Doom and go to mexico but they first watch the spanish version of Twilight starring Daniel Baldwin and Tony Danza. So they go to the temple where the whopper jr is located. So the neo-nazis tell Nuttymadam the backstory for teh whopper jr of DOOM. 1,000 years ago, there was only three suppliers of food, Orange Julius, McDonalds and Burger King. So a worker did the impossible, he mixed a Big Mac with a Whopper Jr and added a brain which could figure out any question. But it was so epic that it nearly blinded the worker so he had to hide it in a temple. So teh Nazis must get it to use the brain and to prove that Einstein killed hitler with a handshake. So their leader Nazi Newman from Seinfeld explained that Nuttymadam is the only person in the world to eat a Big Mac and a Whopper Jr together. As they went into the lair they found the whopper jr and made Nuttymadam eat the Whopper Jr of Doom. As she ate it, she got the answers in the world. But Nuttymadam wasnt interested in the Nazi's question about Einstein killing Hitler with a handshake, she was interested about questions on how much a whopper with cheese costs and if its kosher or not. So the nazis try to drug Nuttymadam but it fails and only hallucinates her and makes her think that all the nazis are big macs, so eats all of them up. After that Nuttymadam flew to Africa to ride an elephant, but when she was eating a big mac in a starving village. The villagers attacked her and ate her, solving world hunger.
Teh End


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