Forest of all I hate the aito correct on this pjome. I'm drunk since my sentences probably font be coherent. Fair warning uc I don't come off cleanly.

I also hate 90% of you. I forget why. But I do.

I don't really know now many Pfizer you I can call friends either. That's rue problem with parole. Vern on the internet people are faker than hell. I'm no exception. I hate being human. I small flawed for it and so are sell of you.

I ask this isn't closed right away. Odds are I might have more to say once I f***ing sober up enough to be clear.

Regardless you are terrible peiplleand so am I. It's not ove faults we can I've understand each itghe.

That Ian all for now. I ove I mad mtg point.

Originally posted by legacyme3

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Vern on the internet people are faker than hell.

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you should have your internet confiscated when your drunk.

Recommendation:

1- Use the Internet.
2- Once you're done, get off line.
3- Drink all you want.

Leggy + beer + vizzed + auto correct = making your sides hurt because you laugh so hard.

You guys are perks.

Mar. Me sad

still drunk?

If we're perks, that's a good thing, right?  

No. Being perks is horribly.

Stop making him of me.

Oh, when I read 'perks', I thought of perks you get with purchases and stuff... as in benefits.

Does that mean we're all friends with benefits?  O.o

Okay leggy, I'm sorry for teasing.  I hope you feel better soon.

speed leggy vroom vroom! go speed leggy!

Speed leggu Iis deaf and isnevet coming back.

I somehow read that. I should feel accomplished, but ashamed at the same time.

Though I love listening to drunk people. I feel like for a family site, this could be bad content. Maybe we should close this. Leggy, hope you feel better, but you might want to log out of Viz next time.

If you guys and Leggy don't mind, I'll translate his posts. It'll ease the embarrassment, at least.

legacyme3 : Erase word count when I'm done if you want, considering they're your intended words. Or let it stay due to my effort.

Sentences with a * before and after it are ones I'm not sure if I fixed right or not. Sentances with ** are lost in Oblivion.

"First of all, I hate the auto correct on this phone. I'm drunk, so my sentences probably won't be coherent. Fair warning if I don't come off clearly. I also hate 90% of you. I forget why, but I do. I don't really know now many of you I can call friends either. That's the problem with people. Learn, on the internet, people are faker than hell. I'm no exception. I hate being human. *I am flawed for it and so are all of you.* I ask that this isn't closed right away. Odds are I might have more to say once I f***ing sober up enough to be clear. Regardless, you are terrible people, and so am I. **It's not ove faults we can I've understand each itghe.** That is all for now. I think I made my point." (Translator Note:: You didn't.)

And then the next post:

"You guys are jerks. *Rawr. Me sad.*" (Translator Note:: I have no idea what "Mar" could mean, so that was the best I could do)

And...

"No. Being jerks is horrible. Stop making fun of me."

Lastly, we have:

"Speed Leggy is dead and is never coming back."

So, as we can clearly tell, Legacy was heartbroken over the death of his favorite self, Speed Leggy, and got drunk.

you owe my 3.50 for the translation fee

Hope that clears things up and helps with ending the jokes over the drunken mistakes of his, Nya~.

Leggy, you have taught me to not drink... And I'm Russian, that's like me betraying my culture!

MegaRevolution1 : translation fee is on it's way. And not bad, by the way.

thing1 : Leggy, the most interesting man in the world: "People pay his Internet bill for him, he doesn't need to actually pay his bills-- he has hamsters run on wheels to power his home... And they do it on their own will!"

BluemageKyle : yeah, he has taught me not to drink too. And I'm Irish so that's like setting fire to my country.

ender44 : I feel your pain man....