Chapter VI: The truth of sonic's inner evil spirit...
Don't worry, the dreaming finally stops.
Continued right where chapter V was.
[J] WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!? *throws pillow at sonic* You know, I have had several dreams dreaming of dreams that dream of dreams, a vicious cycle!
[Sonic] Sad to hear that, but you're gonna laugh when- *fades into sonic.exe instantly*
[Sonic.exe] YOU GET EXE'D!!! XD
[J] *screams so hard he explodes*
[Sonic] *unmorphs* That got him. Hehehehe. XD
[J] *Wakes up again* *AGK scream* I hate this game!
*record scratch*
What? ... *link drops a 3 second bomb* Oh my GAA- *house explodes*
[Sonic] *wakes up, record scratch* Woah! That was... interesting.
[Vector] Sonic, my love, what's wrong?
[Sonic] OH MY GAA-
*static*
[Me] "Oh crap!" funfest #1!
*static*
[Sonic] I love jumping into bottomless pits in caves! *jumps* Oh CRAP SPIKE TRAP! *hits spikes, dies*
(Sonic x 2)
*static*
Rings! *collects 3* Weird. *collects 12* *looks down* OMG, I'M FAT!
[Tails] Try working it off.
[Sonic] OH CRAP, RING BOX! *sonic rolls into fat ring box* I... Can't... Move! Say good bye to me! *dies from fatness*
(Sonic x 1)
*static*
[Sonic] Okay, fish, want to cross this bridge? *gets chomped by robot fish* OH CRAP, LOSING RINGS! GET IT OFF BEFORE IT HITS- *dies*
(Sonic x 0)
[Me] That has concluded "Oh crap!" funfest, episode 1".
Now back to the show.
*static*
[Sonic] *breathes madly* WHY AM I WITH YOU!?
[Vector] *turns into omochao spammer* To get through tight spaces, press the circle button to slide! FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM! *morphs into omochao*
[Omochao] You got a morphed vector!
[Sonic] I'm done. *leaves*
[Omochao] You left.
[Sonic] (with spear, charging at omochao* RRRRRAAAAHHH! *strikes spear into omochao*
[Omochao] *explodes*
[Sonic] Whew, that was close! *looks at remains* Wait, a overclocking chip?*turns on overclocking chip*
100% speed? It's probably him that fast fowards. *clocks to 150%* Wow- MY VOICE GOT HIGHER! *clocks to 250%* Whyisthissofast!!! *clocks to 400%* OCRP!!! (Oh crap!!!) *turns back to 100%* Must destroy this chip! *throws chip on ground, crushes it* Whew.
[Me] Now we bring you a special video of Ed failing at golf!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke6KqAH4MfI
(Not a spam link.)
[Me] Now we return to your regularly scheduled program.
[Sonic] At least the omochao stuff is gone.
[Me] Back at the house of pieces...
[O] So your many dreams of nightmares that cause you to wake up, Z?Wow.
We need a doctor for this.
[Me] At the doctor...
[Doctor P] Sir, I'm pretty sure that there is some sort of nightmare worm that got into him and kept making dreams dreaming of dreams which were nightmares to him. We have a tool to get them out, but will require surgery.
[Z] It won't hurt much hopefully.
[Me] During surgery, outside the room.
[Z] (echo) AAAAA! EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAOW!!!
[Doctor P] Got it out. I told you that you'd regret that it didn't hurt at all. *opens door* I got the worm out of his head, so he shouldn't be having any more nightmares.
[Z] *hugs O* It did hurt, but atleast it's done and over with. Guys, let's go home.
*end story*
Chapter 7, coming soon.