I found a cookie on top of the bleachers and threw it from the top and it hit a guy in the head on the other side of the gym. Don't worry about him it wasn't fatal.

I was bouncing a tennis ball when it bounced on a pebble and hit my friend in the nuts and that was just yesterday!!!!

A girl in my geometry class start to laugh for no reason then some of my other classmates that she is high. Then everybody started to laugh.

We were playing kickball in gym class and I kicked the ball right up into my face...OUCH. 

Last year, i had this math teacher who taught math for people who had already failed once (I was in there via schedule mix-up). needless to say, it had some pretty  weird people in it.

One day, some kids phone went off in class, so he stood up and said "I have to use the bathroom, it's an emergency!" and ran out of the room.

This guy comes back like, 3 minutes later and goes "Hey, that was my parole officer, some policemen are going to take me down to the station really soon. Can I hide under your desk and you like, say I wasn't at school today?" The teacher looks at him like ".....no"

So he start flipping out , yelling at the teacher that he's like, a racist or something, and tried to get some people in the class to back him up. The teacher doesn't say anything this entire time. Then he says "well, your the worst teacher ever!" and runs out of the room.

like, 15 seconds go by and no one says anything. Then one kid goes "did that really just happen?" and the entire class erupts with laughter.

A few days ago, we had free time in gym, my teacher, throws a ball as hard as he can, it just misses me, hits a wall, hits another wall, and hit my friend in the face. (My teacher was a man and he can throw VERY HARD)

The funniest thing that happened to me was when I was reading in glass and I passed out and my head came crashing down onto the desk and everyone laughed at me. 

I'd have to say that the funniest thing that I remember in school has to be when somebody did the peanut butter and jelly time dance on top of a table... This happened 2 years ago on Halloween, and the person was dressed as a banana. They jumped on top of a cafeteria table and started doing the peanut-butter and jelly time dance. It was the funniest thing. Everyone was laughing, even the chefs, lunch monitors, and teachers that were there. I couldn't believe that the person did it. He didn't even get in trouble. Haha.

The funniest moment in school was a really weird and random one. There was this Halloween party that was going to happen after school and someone actually went to school in their costume. They went as an anime character ( Itachi Uchiha from Naruto ) and during the late bell of 5th period the person had a horde of fan girls chasing after him. It was because he really looked like the character he was trying to be. It was funny to randomly see that guy run for his life down the hallway. lol

The funniest moment of my school days was in my first day in high school .. I accidentally sat on the chair of my teacher and my teacher is so angry !

The funniest thing I've ever seen happen at school happened today, when the top notch kid at school for the first time in high school history didn't get a third run, instead one of my friends made it.

We'll today the funniest thing that happened today in school was this boy had got up out his seat and tripped over his own lunch box, man we all was laughing at him so hard.

One time in 4th grade, were playing "Christmas Bingo" Instead of numbers, it's basically a bunch of Christmas characters. You know, Santa, Frosty the Snowman, a random Elf, etc etc.



Teacher calls out "Rudolph".



Every single person in the entire classroom shouts at the same time "BINGO!!!!"


Literally every single person of 28 students in that classroom got LEGITIMATE Bingo's at that exact same moment on a 5x5 board.



What. Are. The. Chances?

The funniest thing that happened in school today was when this boy had spilt his milk all over his shirt and pants i think he got a little bit on his shoes. It was so funny because the boy had blamed it on every body that was around him. He had wanted to fight everybody because of this. I'm lucky he didn't want to fight me because i would have fought him right then and there. I was laughing all day thinking about that. It would have been way funnier than i said it was if you was there. The look on his face was the funniest.

I am not sure if I can remember the funniest thing that happened at school for me, but I do remember a few funny moments.

In high school biology, my teacher was talking about how death occurs in living beings. She then asked this really snobbish girl about what we went over. The girl goes, "When you die, you are like... wow... dead!" I think I was the only one who had ended up laughing at that, which had her shoot a dirty look at me. Haha!

Another time in drama class, we were playing a game like they did in the show "Who's Line Is It Anyway?" where we all wrote down phrases on cards, picked them out of a hat and had to incorporate them in a scene. As it turned out, this macho, wanna-be gangster guy was up with a well known gay guy for a scene (the labels are important to get the humor here). The scene was two friend having a fight, and as they pulled cards, they kept getting more heated. Then the macho guy says "You just don't understand," pulls out his card and the card reads, "I'm gay!" He tries to keep going but everyone just bursts out laughing, including the teacher and gay guy. Macho guy is a little red but starts laughing too, with the gay guy commenting, "You are preaching to the choir, Hon!"