#5 Sand Tiger Shark
This breed of shark has at many different eggs in two different wombs within their bodies while pregnant. But each litter of baby sharks called pups yields only two offspring. This is because... THEY EAT EACH OTHER IN THE WOMB!!! Yeah, that's right. Cannibalism. Because the mom can't properly produce milk for the babies; so the babies start to get hungry but there's no food. So as soon as they develop their embryonic teeth they begin consuming their siblings. Now the reason I chose this animal is because... Do you really think this momma shark is going to want to put up with a human's bulls*** when they've got the Hunger Games going on in their wombs? Heck No!
#4 Tasmanian Devil
Okay, when I say Tasmanian Devil many people think about the looney toon character.
Now this animal is endangered and it has often been portrayed as a cantankerous, teeth baring, hate oozing, bat s*** crazy motherf***er as shown by the Looney Tunes character Taz. Which isn't far from the truth really at all. This animal will go into an uncontrollable rage if it, it's mate, or meal is threatened. It's head is a little disproportional to it's body. But it's head contains razor sharp teeth and it's all muscle and has one of the most POWERFUL bites in the animal kingdom. But this is number nine because of it's diet. It is strictly carnivorous. But if all of that information isn't badass enough it eats EVERYTHING of it's prey. Bones, Hair, and organs. And it will eat pretty much everything it can get it's teeth on.
#3 King Cobra
This snake is literally anybodies worst nightmare and if it's not yours; it should be. It has a hood it can extend and hisses almost like a dog growls. It can "stand up" to be as tall as a full grown human, look them in the eye and spit venom in their hair just 'cause. A full grown King Cobra can grow to a very long 18ft long. (That's longer than some small cars!!!) They can pull more than half their body off the ground and still attack. It doesn't normally attack humans, but it has enough venom in one bite to incapacitate an elephant. Each bite contains about 7milliliters of neurotoxin which is enough to take down and kill 20 people.They ferociously guard their eggs until they hatch. But they mostly eat OTHER SNAKES! Yes another case of cannibalism. King Cobras have nothing to fear. Except maybe a Mongoose!
#2 Mongoose
If you know your Pokemon, you know that there is a rivalry between Mongoose and Vipers. As portrayed by Zangoose and Seviper.
But what nobody knows is why... Why do Mongoose hate snakes? Because studies show that it's not for survival, it's not for food, and it's not for territory... They hate snakes because F*&$ snakes! They don't have even one reason to kill snakes. They often
times don't even eat them. They just kill them and carry them around as trophies. But they still don't top number one.
#1 HONEY BADGER
http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/nat-geo-wild/shows-1/caught-in-the-act/ngc-badger-bravery/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U
I don't know what I can possibly say to give this animal justice in it's badassery. It stole food from a snake and decided it wasn't full so it ate the freaking snake it stole the food from. Got bit. Collapses. Wakes back up. Finishes eating the snake. f***ing awesome.
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#5 Sand Tiger Shark
This breed of shark has at many different eggs in two different wombs within their bodies while pregnant. But each litter of baby sharks called pups yields only two offspring. This is because... THEY EAT EACH OTHER IN THE WOMB!!! Yeah, that's right. Cannibalism. Because the mom can't properly produce milk for the babies; so the babies start to get hungry but there's no food. So as soon as they develop their embryonic teeth they begin consuming their siblings. Now the reason I chose this animal is because... Do you really think this momma shark is going to want to put up with a human's bulls*** when they've got the Hunger Games going on in their wombs? Heck No!
#4 Tasmanian Devil
Okay, when I say Tasmanian Devil many people think about the looney toon character.
Now this animal is endangered and it has often been portrayed as a cantankerous, teeth baring, hate oozing, bat s*** crazy motherf***er as shown by the Looney Tunes character Taz. Which isn't far from the truth really at all. This animal will go into an uncontrollable rage if it, it's mate, or meal is threatened. It's head is a little disproportional to it's body. But it's head contains razor sharp teeth and it's all muscle and has one of the most POWERFUL bites in the animal kingdom. But this is number nine because of it's diet. It is strictly carnivorous. But if all of that information isn't badass enough it eats EVERYTHING of it's prey. Bones, Hair, and organs. And it will eat pretty much everything it can get it's teeth on.
#3 King Cobra
This snake is literally anybodies worst nightmare and if it's not yours; it should be. It has a hood it can extend and hisses almost like a dog growls. It can "stand up" to be as tall as a full grown human, look them in the eye and spit venom in their hair just 'cause. A full grown King Cobra can grow to a very long 18ft long. (That's longer than some small cars!!!) They can pull more than half their body off the ground and still attack. It doesn't normally attack humans, but it has enough venom in one bite to incapacitate an elephant. Each bite contains about 7milliliters of neurotoxin which is enough to take down and kill 20 people.They ferociously guard their eggs until they hatch. But they mostly eat OTHER SNAKES! Yes another case of cannibalism. King Cobras have nothing to fear. Except maybe a Mongoose!
#2 Mongoose
If you know your Pokemon, you know that there is a rivalry between Mongoose and Vipers. As portrayed by Zangoose and Seviper.
But what nobody knows is why... Why do Mongoose hate snakes? Because studies show that it's not for survival, it's not for food, and it's not for territory... They hate snakes because F*&$ snakes! They don't have even one reason to kill snakes. They often
times don't even eat them. They just kill them and carry them around as trophies. But they still don't top number one.
#1 HONEY BADGER
http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/nat-geo-wild/shows-1/caught-in-the-act/ngc-badger-bravery/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U
I don't know what I can possibly say to give this animal justice in it's badassery. It stole food from a snake and decided it wasn't full so it ate the freaking snake it stole the food from. Got bit. Collapses. Wakes back up. Finishes eating the snake. f***ing awesome.
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