Giegas : You should find this one interesting.

A pokemon story about me. The pokemon games described in every chapter is the order of the games I know of that came out.

Before I start, the chapters aren't long like my other stories. Keep that in mind.



Chapter 1, Pokemon Red / Blue (1995)


   I remember playing the very first pokemon game on my GBA, I still had both the GBA, and the cartridges for pokemon red / blue. It seemed really fun to play something like pokemon, when I played it a few weeks ago, I found out that "Pikachu", the "Yellow Rat Of Death" (YYOD) was in the game. Same with pokemon blue. I said to the game, "Get out of my face!" that was the first pokemon game I played, but then hated.

  I can easily (but not the first time) get past the part where you need to deliver a custom pokéball to Oak from the pokemart which is located right before the old man lying on the ground, but then my save file got deleted when having 2 badges and playing for 9 hours. BUT, that file was when I was playing my pokemon game while the snowstorm Alfred power outage was in effect! That was my most hard worked pokemon file 2nd place to Pokemon Pearl. It was all gone, and I was so frustrated that I wanted to move on to other pokemon games I played.

But nonetheless, I played it again and this time I had to EXP grind my Charmeleon for the first gym leader, and trust me, it is painful! It is because it is too pointless to have, I wish there was some sort of a gameshark code for unlimited rare candies. There is, but I don't have any gameshark except for the NES, the N64, and the NDS.



That is the end of chapter 1. The games are ONLY listed by what games I know about in the order.

Also, what do you think of my pokemon feelings right now?

What is this? I don't really understand why this was posted up.

pikamander64 : This is a story of my pokemon history and how I know the games. Also, my friend Giegas requested a story that I could make about my pokemon history/life. I explain what I liked and what I hated. I make stories whenever one is done, although I never got two stories done due to:

• Never getting any replies to one of my threads when I got to part 4 of the story.
• Too much work since it requires way too much effort and it causes pressure on myself so I stick to Mario, and Pokemon stories.

Stevie 764 : Oh well okay. Thanks, for helping me understand.

Interesting. I suppose you haven't ever tried to replay it as the people from Pokemon Adventures. That is where the game is originated from, and it also becomes a bit more challenging. Most challenging, without a doubt, would be Green (the female). 

ProGamer135 : You know I hate pikachu.
HaxumeixShay: You two have to see this, a pikachu hating fested chapter.

Special Message! I will put up one chapter every day. Be sure to remember that.

Special Message #2! This is where I start to go crazy all because of the one pokemon that I always hated. If you think I am crazy, I AM NOT. Instead, you will probably know how I feel about this yellow pikachu rat, the most infamous pokemon I have seen in my life.

Chapter 2, my thoughts on Pokemon Yellow. (1998)

Note: I haven't played the game nor I ever will when you read this story.


   I remember seeing this game on YouTube, and the only problem I have with this game is that the "Yellow Rat Of Death" returns, but at an even worse situation. The yellow rat tags along with you at the beginning of the game, but one MAJOR problem, it follows you for the whole game, even after you did everything in the game! D:< Ww all know how this rat is, a pikachu that has the special thunderbolt. Blah blah blah, let's get on with some more.

   The game is just like the previous game, but with some more fun into the mix and they make it a little more interesting. There is a minigame that you can ONLY unlock by teaching your pikachu "surf", you get the pikachu surf minigame. But why does it have to have pikachu the whole series!? Just to annoy me, in the worst possible way.

   Oh, and when I say "Pikachu", I mean that the whole game is that you are on a journey with a unescapable Pikachu that demonizes you*Stevie 764 to death! Just like that! D:

   Whenever I see the pikachu, I just want to slap him in the face with my fist and want to say to him, "GO BURN IN BOWSER's LAVA, stupid rat!" I am that serious. But every time, I always want to find a way to stop this infamous evil rat of Nintendo's.

   But as you can see here, I know that pikachu is in the game for eternity, the worst part is that you can't evolve your pikachu that you have to get at the start into a raichu, so basicly...

   (Insanity time!) Pikachu, is, a DEMON to me, he is a weak rat that just steals every pokemon's cuteness and just wants to be popular, well I never want that in him ever again!!!

   I ain't trying to offend anyone, same with the Pikachu haters / likers.



Chapter 3 coming soon.

BIG NOTE, the game order might not go in order, if it is wrong, please tell me and I will fix the game release year on it.

2nd BIG NOTE, chapter 2 is where I start bashing the games for the pikachu appearance, and that I might critizise the games for stuff that is bad (like what AVGN is always looking for in games) and the appearances of pikachu.



WARNING!!! This is the first time on the whole board where I start saying "suck", so please don't try to report flaming because it ain't a swear, it is maybe common, mostly with lolipops, but a little often with life. Be warned.


Again, summons:

ProGamer135 : More pikachu hating madness, even more hate in it.

HakumeixShay : I didn't fail summon you this time, this is the second chapter of the story where I go insane with the pikachu rat, the first time was in chapter 2 where I go into detail about why he made pokemon yellow suck a little, but a lot to me.


Chapter 3, my thoughts on "Hey you, Pikachu!" (1999, N64) and what I know of "Pokemon Puzzle Challenge" (1999, GBC)

Here are my thoughts on Hey You Pikachu on the Nintendo 64:

Note, not a review!

   According to the box art of the game, I knew that it is another demonic game, but there are a million things worse, one is that THE ONLY POKEMON YOU SEE AND PLAY WITH IS PIKACHU!!! Yep, a pikachu only game, there are lot of things to explain, but I will list the most important ones.


   First things first, there are 3 different kinds of days in the game, you have "Pikachu's daring days", "Gone fishing", and "Pikachu's play day", in those days, you can play with your pikachu, explore the island, and find some items so at the end of the day, you can earn some pika points which seems to be the currency in the game. You can find some "Abra's shop" places in the daytime where you can spend the pika points you get.

   Blah blah blah, let's get to the parts of terribleness.

   The most biggest thing that "sucks" in the game is that you have to have the VRU, the Voice Reconization Unit in order to actually comunicate and play the game. Unfortuantly, it is the only microphone that works with the game, one major "suckage" part of the game.

   The most confusing thing is that no one even tells you who you are playing as, you are some random boy who finds a pikachu in the wild. It is just like the cameraman in Super Mario 64, at least everyone easily knows who the cameraman is, lakitu. But the hey you pikachu game, they just leave it a blank and flip you off because you thought there was a name for the boy.

   One more thing, pikachu also wants to do the things he tells you in the game, and it is best to play with him, the chase minigame is the worst, you have 20 seconds to get him, and just when you are about to get him, the timer would hit 0, it makes the game probably suck even more.

That is all I need to cover up about Hey You Pikachu.


Now for what I know about "Pokemon Puzzle Challenge", don't worry, it is a great game, not much wrong with it.


Again, not a review!



For Pokemon Puzzle challenge, I do like this game, it is a fun puzzle game, you have simple controls to moving the blocks, the battles are fun, also.

Quote from AVGN ghostbusters conclusion review:

Quote 1: "This is what you call a game. I like this. I like this? I can't believe what I am saying."


What I find that dissapoints me in the worst way is that, again, Pikachu appears in this game, but atleast it is only on the title screen unless you unlock him in story mode. But hey, atleast that doesn't make this game suck bad. Pikachu's cry noise is copied from pokemon red/blue, (both games are from the exact same company) which means that we don't have to hear that stupid pika pika sounds, which is the most annoying pokemon sound ever!

   I notice that the battles in the game are pretty good, but the harder difficulties are so hard! The intense mode is nearly impossible to beat, and even more impossible without getting a Game Over once, and Game Over'ing in intense difficulty is so easy, to Game Over in the mode, you lose only once, doesn't matter how many other pokemon you have with you.


Basicly, to make a long story short, it is ok.



Chapter 4 will come soon.

I will skip to the year 2003 of pokemon games.


ProGamer135 : Here it comes, more insanity!
HakumeixShay : Here it comes, more insanity!


Chapter 4, my arch nemesis, "Pokemon Channel" (2003, GC)

NOTE, not a review! Also, this is where I start to nearly swear the heck out of Pokemon Channel because it is the worst game I played, it is all explained in here. Also, I get really close to swearing and saying "zebra" to censor the swear that gets so close to happening. I AM DEAD SERIOUS!!!

Also, I bash the game to the max because of what there has to be said in the story.

MOST IMPORTANT: Also, DO NOT report me for anything, this is serious stuff I have to say about this.

   Oh, where do I start with this? This is the worst game I ever played in my life and I will explain just about EVERY problem the game has.


   Once again, it is a pikachu only game, but you can interact with OTHER pokemon this time around. The goal of the game is to find all the channels of a anime for the pichu bros, that is a big "suck" part of the game. Pikachu makes the game "suck" even more!!!

   Here are the problems:

1. Pikachu.
2. His behavior.
3. Pikachu's Stupidity.
4. Emotions.
5. Doesn't want no for an answer, that is BULL CRAB!
6. Boring.
7. Biggest problem: POINT AND CLICK game, if it is a point and click bullcrab game, WHY NOT RATE THE GAME EC FOR EARLY CHILDHOOD 3+!?
8. Choices.
9. Pikachu Hates the TV being turned off.
10. Pikachu Sad and Mad emotions and voices absolutely "p" me off!!!
11. Pikachu jumping at you / random things and bouncing off.
12. Boring story.
13. Boring gameplay.
14. Too lazy to create a fun game.
15. Lack of long game.
16. When you click "X" when making a decison, pikachu gets mad early in the game, then sad later in the game.
17. Pikachu Forces you to say yes on every decison.
18. Prof. Oak Forces you to name your pikachu.
19. Pikachu Wants you buy the things he wants.
20. Goes as crazy as eating 200g of sugar when he gets furious and mad.



There we go, 20 perfect examples of why I hate it, ALL 20. That perfectly sums up why I hate this game.


The end of chapter 4!!! Chapter 5, coming to a thread like mine soon. 

Stevie 764 : I mustn't read this because you had already shared this online "Do you like Pikachu, or HATE Pikachu?"

Stevie + Pikachu = Yelling and Pain.You are full of them.Your great!

Giegas : Here is more intense hate, not as much as Pokemon Channel.

HakumeixShay : PLEASE READ THIS! Otherwise, I might 3 time summon you like spam summons.


Sorry for the 2 day wait, I was way too busy with my favorite website, "Tetris Friends" in the Tetris Arena.


Now then.

This is the point where I start to calm down a lot because the other games are decent go a lot less crazy than chapter 4.

I am skipping to 2012.


Chapter 5, "Pokepark 2: Wonders Beyond" (2/27/2012, US) The end of the pikachu hating trilogy?

Note: This chapter focuses on Pikachu, my arch nemesis pokemon.


   Pokepark 2, wonders beyond? Well, for one thing, PIKACHU COMES BACK! Why can't Nintendo just say, "Throw Pikachu in the trash, we don't need him anymore, he sucks."? Nintendo just got stupider.

   In the game, the yellow rat can do a spin attack. *loud record scratch* Wait what? Pikachu can spin attack? That's right, he can. With his tail. Just like the flying suits in Mario 3 on the NES, Mario can spin his tail with the tanooki suit, and a different suit with a leaf symbol that I don't know the name of.

    Wow, pikachu must have some problems in this game. Even worse, he can fly in space! Same with Tepig, Snivy, and Oshawott! (DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!) Yes, I am dead serious! Basicly, that is taking 1 step too far on a staircase when going down, and that would make you fall all the way down.

   Well, pikachu is way too much pressure that is caused in me in pokemon, imagine this scene I made up in your head:

*Scene start!*

[Stevie 764] GOD, I HATE HIM SO MUCH, I WOULD RATHER STICK MY FACE IN A PIRAHNA'S MOUTH, I would rather lick chicken skin off a bench press, I would rather call nintendo power and explode Nintendo with a T-9001 grenade/bomb fusion! I will do that right now. *calls Nintendo*

[Nintendo] Hello, who's this?

[Stevie 764] it is me, Stephen. I am calling you to GET PIKACHU OUT OF EVERY POKEMON GAME AND SLAM PIKACHU TO DEATH WHILE TYING HIM TO A COW WHILE IT IS RUNNING 100 MPH WHILE THE COW IS WATCHING "E3 2012" WHILE IT IS DYING OF HEAT!

[Nintendo] NO!!!

[Stevie 764] FINE THEN, "Have it your way"! (At Burger King) *hangs up the phone like a blur*

[Nintendo] What have we done with pokemon? Now we have a pikachu hater! What's next, a Pokemon series hater?

[Stevie 764] *sets a t-9001 grenade/bomb at front door to inside Nintendo company* Just wait for it to explode. *runs away 100 ft.* Here it comes! *bomb explodes* YES!!!!!!!!! FINALLY! Now to get that pikachu and whip him to death with Simon Belmont's Flame Whip. >

*scene end*


   Yeah, it's that bad!



End of chapter 5, chapter 6, soon. 

I would like to play that game due to Snivy being in it yes, but I would rather, instead of making Nintendo explode, take the man who created pikachu, stick his head in the water, make him drown, then demand with a sniper rifle that they take Pikachu off the games for good and if they don't.... Well you get the idea.
Stevie 764 : Sorry about the long wait.

Dude.Did you say you hate Pokepark 2?
If you do,I have something to say.You ANIMAL!
I LOVE that game and its my favorite game!I play it every day!(Well I would,if my Wii wasn't broken....)
And do you know why I like it so much?Darkrai is in the game.I'm not saying what he is in the game.I'm saying that he is in the game.And I like it also because Snivy's in it too.So,I don't know why you hate it,and not just that Pikachu is in it and Stevie,don't get your hopes up.We all know Pikachu will be in every single Pokemon game.

Giegas : The only part of Pokepark 2 that I hate is pikachu.

HakumeixShay : I shall plan to kill the pikachus once and for ALL!!!


Chapter 6, this is finally the end of the pikachu hating trilogy! Pokemon Conquest (6/18/12, USA)

   One last game to talk about, Pokemon Conquest, on the Nintendo DS. Wait, the Nintendo DS? It has been around for maybe 8 years and the DS is still getting more games? Wow! Let's focus on the pokemon game.

   Basicly, Pikachu is in here again, but now with a angry look in his face because he controlled by the 14 warlords to take down 1 boy who is "linked with an eevee". How do you link in this game? It is like catching a pokemon, but I don't know what you use to link a pokemon to you.

   SERIOUSLY, PIKACHU, MUST, BE, KILLED!!!

[Narrator] In the hills beyond Vermillion City...

[Pikachus] Pi ka dew, pi ka PI KA, pi ka dew, PIKA PIKA!

[Cowboy] Hey y'all, we are gonna shoot some pikachu!

[Me] Where is the gun?

[Cowboy] Right here, enjoy killing the pikachus!

[Me] *shoots all the pikachus at point blank range* There we go!

[Cowboy] Congratulations! You win a pikachubusters with the pikachu overlapping the entire ghost.

[Me] Awesome!

   Anyways, other than pikachu, it seems to be a fun game, but it is very confusing to get used to the new battle system.


Chapter 6, all done. Chapter 7, will be extras.

Stevie 764 : I shall too, you only need to take one look at it's red and blue sprite, it looks ugly as hell, another one of my friends agreed that he hates pikachu as long as Jolteon is better.

Wait you got that game?If you did,lucky.I wanted that game and right before my very eyes,they sold out.So,yeah.

Giegas : I don't really have the game. Forgot to put that in the chapter.