Gentlemen! The time is upon us that BNuge has stepped down from his position as a Global Moderator of Vizzed Boards. For the uninformed among us, this means that he will be, for the most part, unable to perform his duties as the Official Layout Managerâ„¢ of Vizzed! Horror of unspeakable horrors!



But who, you might ask, could save us from this agonizing fate? Haha, fret not, humans, for it is I, Lazlo Falconi, Vizzed's true Savior, the Grand Funk Messiah of All Get-Out speaking to you, and I have a plan! And that plan is LAZLO 2012!



My people, my brothers and sisters! I ask you, I implore you, perform your civic duty, nay, your purpose! Help convince the senior staff of Vizzed Board that the need is indeed great, and that the fulfillment is nearly here.

I have to say...

No.

Given the amount of globals we currently have, adding another would be most unwise!

I do not think you are being serious, so I expect this to be another joke post in a joke thread.

If you are being serious, I apologize for trampling on the insane dream you have.

Don't vote for Lazlo, he has absolutely not idea what he's talking about. I actually made that layout, and he told me to put his name on it for fear of utter embarrassment. He just wont admit it.

I mean... uhm. Lazlo for Global!

legacyme3 : Actually, I'm pretty sure asking for a staff position is against the rules, so I should probably be banned.

(Yeah it's just a joke, I just wanted to make the KONY 2012 thing)

Lazlo Falconi :

It is, but I knew this was a joke. So it's all good.

Lazlo for global mod? Eh, I'm gonna have to vote no.

But I would vote Lazlo for new owner of Vizzed. I mean, he's perfect for new owner. He's a family man, he's got business experience, and he promised to fix the broken Viz economy, as far as I know.

Now is the time for a new owner. If we all vote for Lazlo we can overthrow David. I mean, do we really want 4 more years of David? He's gonna need to take another vacation to watch his wife raise his kids. He obviously has no commitment to this site at all. And if he remains dictator of vizzed, he's gonna ban all the homosexuals and force us to read Bible verses in order to download the plugin. I even heard that he went to prison once for stealing money from orphans, and then donating them to illegal businesses that he owned. Is that the kind of person that we want running this site? I don't think so.

What are your economic policies involving taxing the *ahem* slightly more affluent in terms of Viz? Unregistered guests using the RGR? The daily Viz reward (in terms of high and low, how TOO DAMN is it?).

Campaigning for Global is a bold move, Lazlo. I'd give my full support... If I wasn't throwing my name out there, as well.

It's time Vizzed saw a youthful global, filled with dreams and foolish goals. My skills in coding are nonexistent, my post quality is worse than crazycatpup, and I'm a bit of an ass.

"That's right, n00bs. He's underaged and overhyped. He's... Tj4bigred!"


We're talking Teej 20XX, baby!

legacyme3 : Put me on the ballot, Mr. Seniority. Since you aren't simply a figurehead anymore (and have real power). Or just ignore this I suppose. Jokes are fun.

Bold move Lazlo... even though you got shot down by leggy (hope this isnt serious)... if it was serious..got your back 100% all the way

Then it's settled, I'm running for President of Vizzed 2012-2016.



My running platform? I vow to double the amount of Vizzed earned for logging in each day, and lower the cost of gas chat time! And I plan to reduce big government by laying off all of the moderators and admins!

Stop. Just please stop.

Stop being so hilarious! I don't care if it was real or not you never cease to amuse me!

Bold move but still funny. Keep up the good work.

I vow to double the amount of Vizzed earned for logging in each day, and lower the cost of chat time! And I plan to reduce big government by laying off all of the moderators and admins!

Motion denied.

Viz will not go up.
Chat costs can only go up. Not down.
And staff will not be laid off.

You have been denied by the Monarchy :|

^ Buzkill

Is this gonna turn into a debate.

Cause we should totally do that. Then we can vote for our favorite candidate even though we only have one.

hackerman :

You know what the Anti-Lazlo Campaign motto is?

A VOTE FOR LAZLO IS A VOTE FOR BANNED!

In response to Lazlo's claims, I suggest to the monarchy a new bill of laws.

Viz for logging on will become 99 Viz per log in, but it will cost 100 Viz to log out. Comedy ensues.
Members pay a one time fee of 50,000 Viz to gain access to the chatroom. Kinda like Minecraft or something.
All staff will get laid off.

legacyme3 : The oppressive regime of the Olde Government is a thing of the past! Let a whole new wave of tyranny wash over this land! People of Vizzed, the time is upon us! Let us strike down this monarchy! A new era in Vizzed is dawning! ¡Viva la Revolución!

legacyme3 : You sure do love abusing your mod powers.

tj4bigred : I like it and also make it to sign up you have to pay a 800,000 Viz and another 50,000 to post. Makes sense right?

Figures that leggy would support David. After all, who was it that pardoned him when he was banned from Vizzed? Why, it was none other than David, probably.

I actually like tj's idea better believe it or not.

But in true Leggy Fashion...

Viz for logging on will become 50 Viz per log in, but it will cost 1000 Viz to log out. Leggy laughs.

Members pay a one time fee of 5,000,000,000 Viz to gain access to the chatroom. Kinda so it never gets used again.

All globals will get paid.

Leggy and Davideo are in league with each other to keep power out of the hands of the people, but I have a dream! A dream of a forum built by the people, for the people, and of the crushed and shattered dreams of the people! Rise up out of your hovels, denizens of Vizzed Board! Make this board a place where you can live freely! (As long as it is within Approved Lazlo Falconi Guidelines)

Hmm paying Viz to log in? That might be kind of....awkward, in my opinion at least