I'm just being a tease now. I have all the PMs. I'm just waiting for the LAST second

legacyme3 : What I was just making a general statement that is known by everyone. So that the generalization can make me look stupid. Oh no my plan is out of the bag I am donzo nooooooo!!!!!

Interesting way to open up page 9.

Maybe we should have an extra fancy smancy Mafia opening ceremony if we're going to get this pumped.

We could invite MVPs to make long speeches about Mafia, have celebrity guest music, have John Madden give his analysis of the current game... oh, and cheerleaders, DEFINITELY cheerleaders!... Sad I'm still a level 2 caverat.

But yes. We'd then drop a giant Disco Ball for the countdown, and when it hits zero...

BOOM!

SOMEONE DIES.

KiddoCabbuses :

You leveled up. You are now a level THREE caverat. No evolution.

Also, you'll see what I have planned.

legacyme3 :

MasterDash : ... You do know that cave dwellers and nocturnal animals have the ability to see in the dark, right? In fact, almost EVERY animal has the ability to see in the dark.

MegaRevolution1 :   I sometimes wonder if he has the power to think yet alone know simple facts...

legacyme3 : Can you just get this moving now, I mean i know you like to keep the suspense going and everything but Kiddo's Fancy smancy  opening has run rather flat and it has become tediously boring.

Watch it be like, all mafia member's have been killed during the night....

sonicmcmuffin :

Learn to wait 48 minutes.

sonicmcmuffin : Yeah man!What leggy said

In the meantime

Who needs to wait when you have caves and armies of tentacle monsters?! ...
On second thought, waiting seems like the best route to go by. :|

About half an hour left now...

Try not to play that "The Final Countdown" song, now. It tends to get overdone when these kind of things happen.

(random number generator is responsible for the names that don't die... like the one below the first death)

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Despair
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The players spent the majority of the rest of the evening looking around for shelter. They were mostly little kids with no survival knowledge, so they couldn't very well build their own shelter.

Several people became tentacle monsters from being delirious. Silly people... they can't be a tentacle monster... or a monster with tentacles. Whatever.

The group walked together. All 25 of them. For hours they stumbled. It became dark quickly on Leggy Island. Clouds were also starting to form in the night sky... an odd sight indeed. They seemed to come out of nowhere. A storm was coming, and there was already very little hope of survival. Leggy had left them all alone to fend for themselves on a desert island where at least 1 or 2 people wanted to kill everyone else.

Despair was already starting to set in as several complained.

One of the chief complaints was that people wanted night to end... But night can't end until a certain time. They were all itching to die? Already? It was only the first night... how would they react as the game went on?

Several people found bananas along the way. They ate to keep up their strength.

Then all of a sudden...

One of the members raised their voices. It was dark... but not blindingly dark. They pulled out a map and said, "Err... yeah, Leggy gave me this map, and gave me clear orders to reveal it once we passed the first banana trees... he'd kill me if I didn't listen."

No one knew the identity of the voice, as they had never met him before. The player passed the map to the center, where septembern had a hand made torch. They saw the map had a location with shelter! They were saved! They started to wander in the darkness...

And then... all of a sudden.

There was a shot in the night.

septembern was shot. And killed.

"What the hell!" yelled mlb789. "Who the hell fired that bullet?"

No one knew this... yet... but... septembern was the Forger.

The players continued their trek into the forest... and found a campfire. And there was a shadow waiting for them.

The players were in a panic, and more than one player attempted to shoot this figure... but go figure... it was only Leggy.

He brushed off his coat, and addressed the players, "How rude. You shouldn't shoot at random people. After all, I am giving you each shelter. Ungrateful urchins."

While Leggy was speaking condescendingly to the players... another shot was fired.

Fallman7, the fool was blasted into oblivion. And since he was a fool, he loses, since he died at night, rather than by the lynch.

"Oh dear... we have some trigger happy players... don't we?" Leggy smirked. "You are already down to 23 people... I hope we have some Doctors here... or this game will be over quickly."

Another shot fired!

alexanyways the Doctor was destroyed. Oops.

"You impudent fools... are you TRYING to kill yourselves?" said Morsalbus

Leggy shook his head... "Hopefully this is the end of the night... I don't want anymore deaths. Save some for the day."

Leggy turned to walk away, and leave the players to the shelter in the cave nearby. The one small cave where all the players would live for the duration of the game.

Then another shot was fired.

MasterDash was shot... but did not die. See... he is a tree.

All Leggy could do was laugh, and disappear into the darkness.

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1. sonicmcmuffin
2. mlb789
3. MasterDash
4. KiddoCabbuses
5. pacman1755
6. crazycatpup
7. WarpStarFerret
8. big fat cat
9. tj4bigred
10. silverthundr
11. totaldramaman2
12. drag00n365
13. MegaRevolution1
15. kabenon007
16. SDY
17. starwars293
18. Morsalbus
19. GigaAmorphous
22. Klutch
23. CakeWub
24. Moonwalking Dead
25. the_casualty
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It is now the day round. You have until 5/6/2012 at midnight EST to submit a vote. If you do not submit a vote, you WILL be skipped. THREE DAYS PEOPLE.

"MasterDash was shot... but did not die. See... he is a tree. "
Godda**it, now we have to listen to more of his dumb ramblings and off topic nonsense.

Anyways, that aside, it's still really early in the game (Lulz just nine pages in though), so we don't have many clues to use. I'm going with No Kill.

Summary :

septembern, FORGER, dead.
Fallman7, FOOL, dead.
alexanyways, DOCTOR, dead.
MasterDast, TREE, notdead.

One of these is good, 2 are bad, and one is maddening.


Jake, you suck. Your RNG sucks. You hear me? SUCKS!

DAMNIT. THE ONE PERSON I'D HAVE WANTED TO GET LYNCHED.

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Excuse me a minute. I need to calm down...

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Anyway!
I assume Fallman wasn't wanted in this game. Unfortunate for him. The Leggyist is probably still around. Are there any Fools left?

Does anyone think it's really likely the Forger died on the first night? Loose Cannons don't normally shoot then, and it'd be highly unlikely they got a lucky shot like that. I'm gonna assume for the time being that the Forger is still alive, unless proven otherwise.

legacyme3 : I may be dead but I blame master dash. Still none the less I am dead. Good luck and God's speed to all you bystanders. 

KiddoCabbuses : Yeah, it doesn't seem likely either. Then again, there were 4 shots fired... I doubt the Mafia gets THAT many kills a round, although with leggy they could. It's always possible that we just got lucky, but on the other hand...

legacyme3 : THEY WERE ALL SPECIAL ROLES!!! WTH!? Is this another all special game?

"You idiots!" whispered the tree

Leggy - Do we at least get chainsaws for the trees? :3