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07-01-09 02:24 PM
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why did the cheese cross the road? Because he was American.
why did the cheese cross the road? Because he was American.
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(slightly racist joke alert)

guy1: where are you from?
guy2: Puerto Rico
guy1: how did you get here?
guy2: banana boat

make a joke worse than THAT!
(slightly racist joke alert)

guy1: where are you from?
guy2: Puerto Rico
guy1: how did you get here?
guy2: banana boat

make a joke worse than THAT!
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what can you call to an animal that can put on the floor?

the answer is repTILES!! hehe funny
what can you call to an animal that can put on the floor?

the answer is repTILES!! hehe funny
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06-12-10 07:15 PM
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Alright time for a pokemon joke.What is a Eskimo's favourite phone company ArtiKUDO
Alright time for a pokemon joke.What is a Eskimo's favourite phone company ArtiKUDO
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One muffin said to the other, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?"

And the other muffin said, "Aaaaugh! A talking muffin!!!"

Dumb... but funny. Show me what you got!
Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One muffin said to the other, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?"

And the other muffin said, "Aaaaugh! A talking muffin!!!"

Dumb... but funny. Show me what you got!
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Ziggy : Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie?


It was Rated R



Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Ziggy : Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie?


It was Rated R



Hahahahahahahahahaha.
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Why did the sock cross the road?
Because the chicken was wearing it! Hahaha!
I know it's really corny.
Why did the sock cross the road?
Because the chicken was wearing it! Hahaha!
I know it's really corny.
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StaticTorch : Fine, here it is.

What did God say when he made the frist African American?
Whoops, burnt one!

I would like to say that This is just a joke, and that I have no hate towards African Americans, blame my friend for making it up
StaticTorch : Fine, here it is.

What did God say when he made the frist African American?
Whoops, burnt one!

I would like to say that This is just a joke, and that I have no hate towards African Americans, blame my friend for making it up
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Here's an "evangelist lifeguard." [For those who don't know, often times after a Christian church sermon the pastor will give an opportunity for a prayer request to receive the Gospel. The pastor will have everyone bow their heads and ask that those who want the prayer to raise their hand.]

This evangelist wanted to get a part time job, and he saw an ad in the paper that they were hiring lifeguards at the beach. He went down and applied, and he got the job. He started working right away, and enjoyed the job. After about a week on the job, the head lifeguard realized that several people had drowned while this evangelist/lifeguard was on duty. He was a little suspicious, and thought the guy might be sleeping on the job, so he went down to spy on him, to see what was going on. After watching him for a couple hours, someone out in the ocean began to wave their hands frantically, like they were about to drown. The lifeguard/evangelist jumped up from his chair and shouted, "God bless you! I see that hand!" and then sat down again.
Here's an "evangelist lifeguard." [For those who don't know, often times after a Christian church sermon the pastor will give an opportunity for a prayer request to receive the Gospel. The pastor will have everyone bow their heads and ask that those who want the prayer to raise their hand.]

This evangelist wanted to get a part time job, and he saw an ad in the paper that they were hiring lifeguards at the beach. He went down and applied, and he got the job. He started working right away, and enjoyed the job. After about a week on the job, the head lifeguard realized that several people had drowned while this evangelist/lifeguard was on duty. He was a little suspicious, and thought the guy might be sleeping on the job, so he went down to spy on him, to see what was going on. After watching him for a couple hours, someone out in the ocean began to wave their hands frantically, like they were about to drown. The lifeguard/evangelist jumped up from his chair and shouted, "God bless you! I see that hand!" and then sat down again.
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08-06-10 11:08 PM
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Q: What's the longest letter in the alphabet?
a : Smile (get it, s-mile). It's so bad.
Q: What's the longest letter in the alphabet?
a : Smile (get it, s-mile). It's so bad.
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what happens when you cross a man,a bear,and a pig?

MANBEARPIG!
what happens when you cross a man,a bear,and a pig?

MANBEARPIG!
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can a match box?
No but a tin can!
can a match box?
No but a tin can!
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How did the punk rocker cross the road?
It stapled itself to the chicken.

Why was the blond staring at the juice carton?
Because it said concentrate.

What happened when the window laughed?
It cracked up.
How did the punk rocker cross the road?
It stapled itself to the chicken.

Why was the blond staring at the juice carton?
Because it said concentrate.

What happened when the window laughed?
It cracked up.
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what do you get when u cross a light bulb a bear trap...........................................................................................................................................................................................still dont know





no bears
what do you get when u cross a light bulb a bear trap...........................................................................................................................................................................................still dont know





no bears
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Why are shellfish so strong? Because of there muscles!
Why are shellfish so strong? Because of there muscles!
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