I have a few stories I would like to share.
The first one is "Throwing sticks in the woods?!"
Okay so me and my friends Zye, Sammy and William used to get really bored in the woods, so we decided to have a stick war. A stick war is when all the contestants take base in a part of the war, and launch sticks at their enemy, this was dangerous, but loads of fun. One time we were doing this stick war game, and I threw a stick and hit Zye in the back. It didn't go well from there... His mom and dad were mad!
"Shooting Water guns, and hitting trees"
Okay, so me and my friend Zye were having a water gun war, and we each got a water gun and we started shooting, and the more I hit Zye the more aggressive he became, this was because my water gun was in his moms car and the water was really hot! So after that we decided no more of this crap! So we went off into the woods, and found a little bike course, you might say. And we were chilling there for a good amount of time and we saw a locked up pool in the middle of no where, like there was nothing around this pool. Lol. So we jump over the fence and we start swimming, and after about an hour we decided to say forget this because we thought we would get caught(We did get caught one time). Hitting Trees- Me and my friend Zye were in the woods when we found an old rotting tree, barely standing so I got a metal hockey stick looking thing and I picked it up, and started hacking away at the tree, my friends soon joined in on the fun. I think we were playing power rangers or something crazy. Anyway after four days of trying to get this dang tree defeated it finally falls, but when it comes down, a huge branch cracks off and hits me in the head, I'm pretty sure I had a concussion, because I was seeing white spots. Anyway I never got it treated but I was fine anyway.
"Sad Racism"
I am not proud of this story, because it is a story of me making fun of my best black friend Zye. Me and my friend William were sitting in a tree house, when all of the sudden, Zye rides by on his bike, he asks me if we can play today... And you know what I say? I say Zyerous Zyerous the tootsie Roll Virus. <.< Sad. But true. I apologized eventually.
"Playing Yu-Gi-Oh, Aww no Swearing?!?!"
I used to have a couple of Muslim friends, and their names were Aves, and Hasiez(I can't spell that one so from now on I will call him H). So me Aves, and H were all playing Yu-Gi-Oh we did this all the time, and I got mad and started cursing at them, but they did not like it when I did that. They were greatly offended. PS. They have a sister named buzmah. Any who, me Aves and H would also play hide and seek and again, when I was caught I swore again. They got very fed up with me cursing in their house. They kicked me out one time and I was completely outraged, so I come back in the rain, and I mean it is pouring. So I talk to Aves and H's mom, and I'm like so can I come in or what? And she says "No, you're all wet, are you crazy?!" I said "Yes, I will dry off" and she sent me home. I came back when it was not raining and I was dry and I went in, and Aves beat me in Yu-Gi-Oh, again, of course. But this time I said bad words again and he was like dude this has to stop. And I went home. I come back again the next day, And I ring the doorbell for like 30minutes. I thought to myself, I know they're in there why wont they answer?! Finally they answered and I said what took you so long, and the dad said, we were praying. And then I felt like a dick. Anyway one time they asked me to pray with them, and we both offended each other with our next words, which I will not repeat.

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"The playground?"
At my old elementary school there was an awesome playground wit a really big yellow slide. I used to jump off of this slide all the time. Then there was the basketball court. Many fun times spent there.- I remember playing b-ball and losing to all the tall kids every day.
The other area?------ I remember these two Greek kids, Emanuel and his older brother, well I used to pick on them a lot. And I would chase them all around, and scream at them and one day I beat one of them up. It is sad, but true. I am not bragging.
"STICKY TACK YOU NUT!!!"

I threw sticky tack onto the gym stage in my old school one day, and some old guy came up to me harassing me about the dangers of throwing a thumb tack! That's right, one of those pointy things, yeah he misheard me completely. I was sitting there trying to explain for like 10 minutes that this was sticky tack, he told me someone with thin shoes could step on it and it would go through their foot, I said how
? (Now in tears) and I showed him what it was and he completely freaked out and apologized, I was so mad!

"3D?!?!" I went to my first 3D movie in like 2000, and it was the Muppet's, and I watched it and some black guy told my dad to make me sit in a certain seat. Later on I found out that that was because that seat was the best seat in the house. There was a little doodle guy that came out and touched me in 3D and talked to me, and everyone else was mad at me for sitting there. But yeah good times.


THIS THREAD MAY BE SUBJECT TO EDITING. PLEASE DO NOT CLOSE.

Klutch :


First. Let me tell you I think it would be wise to remove the mature one's quickly before there's a... misunderstanding.

Secondly. It made all the difference that you showed that you're sorry about thing's that you did.
(Who am I to say anything about this? I myself had done thing's when I was younger that I'm not proud of.)

I'm clueless about this but I would have thought that the Your Forum - Post about Yourself thingy would have been the place to put this...

The reason being that these are not the type of stories that belong here- I thought this is for stuff like poem's, artwork, fan-fiction's etc.

I hope I did not offend you.

Hey I have one that tops your stick war - when I was in my teens, me and my friends used to have BB gun wars. Good times, but hurts having to dig the bb out

Meh, despite your petition to not have your thread closed - yada yada, I edited out that inappropriate part of your post.

tRIUNE : BB gun wars.. ouch. I did the stick war thing when I was like 8 .
I was going to remove the mature part.. But you got to it first, I hope this doesn't affect my future status as a vizzed user....

Klutch :
It won't- I think you're alright... Your post's speak for themselves- I see no abuse in them so far- and most of them is words of encouragement.. Which is very good of you. So yeah... Keep it up.
Later's.