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Any body know any good chuck norris jokes?
Just start posting random Chuck Norris jokes. I just wanna see what people say lol.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they're just called "the islands"
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There are billions of people in the universe... only because Chuck Norris allows them to live! (I based this one of the Chuck Norris commercial for World of Warcraft)

Chuck Norris does not get hit by bullets... the bullets deliberatly miss him. (This is my own that I just came up with off the top of my head)
There are billions of people in the universe... only because Chuck Norris allows them to live! (I based this one of the Chuck Norris commercial for World of Warcraft)

Chuck Norris does not get hit by bullets... the bullets deliberatly miss him. (This is my own that I just came up with off the top of my head)
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THAT is actually pretty funny thing1 i'll have to remember that one
THAT is actually pretty funny thing1 i'll have to remember that one
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Chuck norris doesn't battle he just allows you to lose
Chuck norris doesn't battle he just allows you to lose
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. 

Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik's Cube and crap it out solved.

And the Lord said "Let there be light". Chuck Norris replied "Say please!"
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. 

Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik's Cube and crap it out solved.

And the Lord said "Let there be light". Chuck Norris replied "Say please!"
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I just think it's hilarious that people still talk about Chuck Norris. That meme is so played out. (No offense intended) I mean the guys is a washed up actor that was never really in anything good. I have no idea this whole thing blew up the way it did.

I just think it's hilarious that people still talk about Chuck Norris. That meme is so played out. (No offense intended) I mean the guys is a washed up actor that was never really in anything good. I have no idea this whole thing blew up the way it did.

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Jordanv78 : Yes, it's old as the hills. You think people would get tired of it, but I still love the jokes.

 As to why? His Karate record was 183–10–2, played a "tough guy" in man movies, and besides... it's a meme, there is no reason needed.

Jordanv78 : Yes, it's old as the hills. You think people would get tired of it, but I still love the jokes.

 As to why? His Karate record was 183–10–2, played a "tough guy" in man movies, and besides... it's a meme, there is no reason needed.

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Jordanv78 : I think that is is the whole point of the jokes in the first place. They are funny because he is an over the hill guy in a lot of cheap films, so the jokes are all saying how impossibly great he is. I think it just started as irony jokes and it caught on like a meme-fire.

Chuck Norris is so tough he clogs the toilet when he takes a piss.

You know how kids 'write' their name in snow? Chuck Norris writes his name in concrete.
Jordanv78 : I think that is is the whole point of the jokes in the first place. They are funny because he is an over the hill guy in a lot of cheap films, so the jokes are all saying how impossibly great he is. I think it just started as irony jokes and it caught on like a meme-fire.

Chuck Norris is so tough he clogs the toilet when he takes a piss.

You know how kids 'write' their name in snow? Chuck Norris writes his name in concrete.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run, his feet pull the Earth's rotation back for him to move.

Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the lights, he turns off the dark.
Chuck Norris doesn't run, his feet pull the Earth's rotation back for him to move.

Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the lights, he turns off the dark.
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rcarter2 : I know, I just figured that it would die by now. It seems as if this crap has been going on for 10 years. I admit they were funny back then, now they just are "Meh"
rcarter2 : I know, I just figured that it would die by now. It seems as if this crap has been going on for 10 years. I admit they were funny back then, now they just are "Meh"
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Chuck Norris trained ninjas when he was 12
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Everyone wears Superman jammies to bed, but Superman wears Chuck Norris jammies to bed.
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When God does not know what to do, he asks Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can chuck wood faster than a woodchuck.

Chuck Norris does not need the power of Mountain Dew; he gave the power to the mountain.

Chuck Norris does not need to taste the rainbow; he invented the rainbow.
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When God does not know what to do, he asks Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can chuck wood faster than a woodchuck.

Chuck Norris does not need the power of Mountain Dew; he gave the power to the mountain.

Chuck Norris does not need to taste the rainbow; he invented the rainbow.
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First, Chuck Norris is just an actor; Second, the jokes are overrated. But still, here are some I have:
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a horse in the chin. The horse's descendants are known as 'Giraffes.' 
Chuck Norris doesn't eat Cap'n Crunch Cereal; Cap'n Crunch eats Chuck Norris cereal. 
Chuck Norris has his own theme song. "What ya gonna do when you see Chuck Norris, walking down the street? CHUCK NORRIS!" 
That's all for now, and the song was my idea (with the origins from 'Ghost Busters.')
First, Chuck Norris is just an actor; Second, the jokes are overrated. But still, here are some I have:
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a horse in the chin. The horse's descendants are known as 'Giraffes.' 
Chuck Norris doesn't eat Cap'n Crunch Cereal; Cap'n Crunch eats Chuck Norris cereal. 
Chuck Norris has his own theme song. "What ya gonna do when you see Chuck Norris, walking down the street? CHUCK NORRIS!" 
That's all for now, and the song was my idea (with the origins from 'Ghost Busters.')
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Nobody takes cookies and milk away from Chuck Norris...

...because Chuck Norris IS Santa Claus!

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Nobody takes cookies and milk away from Chuck Norris...

...because Chuck Norris IS Santa Claus!

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