Hoopilly doo fargy hop toe nuts.

It seems as though many of you are lost and need to be brought into the light. You see, Christianity is wrong and if you believe in it you will go to hell. I have proof right here. The Book of Mung shows us that only through the Varbeydos Lenny (Varbeydos is "prophet" in the Munginity holy tongue "Shatin") will all our needs be met.

It's been a long time coming, you christian Nazis, but I need to save you from yourselves. Believing in Jesus won't get you into heaven! Only the Varbeydose Lenny can do this for he has been building heaven for over 600 years. The world is in fact only 900 years old and if you can find documents that prove otherwise I'll gladly listen... but not really listen, only sort of listen. You can't prove all that's in our history books simply wasn't made up, and don't give me that carbon dating crap! The fact is that the truest documents dating our history start about 929 years ago. You see this is when France had just begun and there was a power struggle in our holy land of France. Mung Scientists believe that France was in fact... the first country ever.

I Hope I've sparked an interest and made you want to know more about Munginity, the only true religion, and will gladly answer any questions you may have.

I ask everyone to turn away from Christianity and follow Munginity. Put no false idols before Lenny!

Lenny tells us that we must go out and spread the word about his sacrifice when he had to chop off his leg because he contracted some kind of disease that we, the impure, gave him 700 some odd years ago. It's okay, it wasn't that big of a deal. His leg grew back three days later and the disease was gone forever, but just the fact that he did that was so awesome! Before he went to heaven he made sure to tell us, his Mungions, to go and and spread the word. He wanted us to tell everyone how we are right and they are wrong. That's why it's very important for me to explain to you that Christianity leads to hell and that if you want to go to heaven you must follow Munginity. I love all of you and that is why I'm telling you this. You are all blind, but if I rub your eyes with mung you will see that Munginity is the only way to heaven.

As the Varbeydose Lenny says, "Only through me, may you come to know my mother... and don't listen to that Jesus guy!"

The end is coming! Lenny's almost done with construction, he just needs to get the electricity and internet working... plus there's some dodgy pluming in parts of paradise and he has to make sure all of heaven will be able to see him on his throne next to the Holy Mother.

I bid you to all come be a Mungion for the Varbeydos Lenny! Lenny be with you...

Is it april fools day already?

Rgturner, your opinions are your opinions, and thats fine. But im pretty sure no one here has heard of this religion before, nore will any of us go, "zomg! we waz wrong! *changes religion*" because thats just not going to happen.

Thats what religions are about, people belive what they want to belive, NO ONE can say, your religion is wrong and mine is right. You belive in lenny, others belive in Jesus, some even belive in the flying spagetti monster.

Question, if you get a disiese on your leg, will you chop it off too? If lenny jumped off a bridge, would you?

Im going to keep this open for discussion, but as soon as anyone starts flaming any religions, it'll be closed.

Also, im moving it to debate and logic.

*moves*

Bigbob,

I hope you don't seriously think this religion could be a legitimate belief of mine. I know you don't know me but... pluming problems in heaven? HAHA no no.

I just made this religion up to make a point. I'm christian myself and if you look at what I've written here you can see some similarities between Munginity and Christianity.

I don't like it when people tell other people that what they believe in is wrong. Unless a person's beliefs hurt other people, I don't see the problem. Some Christians on this site and many Christians I come in contact with seem to think they have an obligation to let everyone else know how right they are and how wrong everyone else is. Just think if you had grown up your entire life believing in Munginity... that's painful enough to think about, but anyways, you would, in all earnestness, believe that the Varbeydos Lenny was the correct God to follow. You would go around telling other people that their beliefs are wrong and that they need to convert to Munginity. As a christian a person might also want to convert people. Just imagine the clash between Munginity and Christianity. It would start, "The Sacred Varbeydos tells us not to listen to that Jesus guy." And the rebuttal, "Yeah well, the REAL God tells us to put no other false Gods before him!" There would be no point because they would both believe they were right. My point is: how can a disciple convince the world? It can't be done... ever.

I was just commenting on the audacity of some Christians who claim they know the path to heaven because they were raised with or saved by the bible.

That is all.

Whoa... I think a few of my brain cells just died

Originally posted by iBOCK3

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Whoa... I think a few of my brain cells just died

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I think that was the point. I feel the same way when someone goes raving about any kind of religion. =/

Originally posted by Rgturner

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I'm christian myself and if you look at what I've written here you can see some similarities between Munginity and Christianity.

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Once i read that i stopped... you see you made this up yourself.. as in it isnt real... Seeing as your 'Christian' it doesn't surprise me that there are similarities and that has NO baring WHAT SO EVER on the Christian religion in any way WHAT SO EVER.

Also, im Atheists. So its not like my 'corrupted views of a Christian' have anything to do with it...

Rgturner, just because people belive there religion is the right one, dosnt give them the right to shove it down your throat. But its there obligation to share, and prosper the good word. Im afraid to say it, but there are a few rotten eggs that ruin the bunch in christianity. To many people go overboard.

But saying Jesus is the way to heaven, is my belief. Just because I belive that, dosnt make it THE correct path. For all we know, scientology is the correct path, and the most hardest, therefore, THE most correct.. No one knows, thats why you have to BELIEVE in your religion and trust it.