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08-06-15 06:15 PM
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u get it but u look ugly as a butt

i wish i could eat chicken mcnuggets right now
u get it but u look ugly as a butt

i wish i could eat chicken mcnuggets right now

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08-06-15 07:08 PM
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haitamchouiekh : Granted! However, when you are on your way to the McDonalds, you find out that it is closed, so you'll have to take a cheaper alternative. That is, a cheap restaurant with a menu full of grammatic errors. You look at the menu. Looks like they have "Chicken Nugger", "Sweer Potato" and "French Fried". Oh, and also, you seem to have a child with you.

The following happens:
"You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. [...] Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger. You watch as your son scarfs down nugger after nugger. He is satisfied. He loves the chicken nugger. [...] French fried began to fall from the sky, covering the landscape in grease. Your son is dead."

Story courtesy of Anon from /x/

I wish that my family took programming as srs bsns.
haitamchouiekh : Granted! However, when you are on your way to the McDonalds, you find out that it is closed, so you'll have to take a cheaper alternative. That is, a cheap restaurant with a menu full of grammatic errors. You look at the menu. Looks like they have "Chicken Nugger", "Sweer Potato" and "French Fried". Oh, and also, you seem to have a child with you.

The following happens:
"You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. [...] Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger. You watch as your son scarfs down nugger after nugger. He is satisfied. He loves the chicken nugger. [...] French fried began to fall from the sky, covering the landscape in grease. Your son is dead."

Story courtesy of Anon from /x/

I wish that my family took programming as srs bsns.


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08-07-15 01:12 AM
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Granted but they fail to see the whole point of it.

I wish that I had chinese food right now

Granted but they fail to see the whole point of it.

I wish that I had chinese food right now



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08-07-15 06:03 AM
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granted but u have a serious case of explosive farts that embaress in u the most serious moments for 10 days


i wish i could slap the user after me
granted but u have a serious case of explosive farts that embaress in u the most serious moments for 10 days


i wish i could slap the user after me

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08-07-15 07:20 AM
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Granted, but i hate that you did that, so I beat you with a broom.

I wish I could get the blood off my broom. 
Granted, but i hate that you did that, so I beat you with a broom.

I wish I could get the blood off my broom. 

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08-07-15 08:24 AM
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Barathemos : Granted, but you can only do it with Hollywood Acid. Your broom does not approve of this.

I wish that the fandoms for Five Nights at Freddys, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Steven Universe and Minecraft would end forever.
Barathemos : Granted, but you can only do it with Hollywood Acid. Your broom does not approve of this.

I wish that the fandoms for Five Nights at Freddys, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Steven Universe and Minecraft would end forever.

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08-07-15 08:25 AM
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Granted, but now the indie games industry realizes how boring FNAF and Minecraft are (opinions!) and refuse to make creatively interesting games, and for the next 20 years, we get nothing but sequels to games that play exactly like their previous games (Like Dynasty Warriors or the newer Assassin's Creed, both of which I like, just mostly the same stuff for a while there).

   And as for the fanbase of MLP and Steven Universe... That goes away just fine, and all is good with the world of animation.

I wish them freaking Zombies stop sneaking up on me in Resident Evil: Revelations 2 Raid Mode. It's going to give me a heart attack. XD
Granted, but now the indie games industry realizes how boring FNAF and Minecraft are (opinions!) and refuse to make creatively interesting games, and for the next 20 years, we get nothing but sequels to games that play exactly like their previous games (Like Dynasty Warriors or the newer Assassin's Creed, both of which I like, just mostly the same stuff for a while there).

   And as for the fanbase of MLP and Steven Universe... That goes away just fine, and all is good with the world of animation.

I wish them freaking Zombies stop sneaking up on me in Resident Evil: Revelations 2 Raid Mode. It's going to give me a heart attack. XD

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08-07-15 10:13 AM
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Granted, but little did you know, those zombies controlled the world. If they're gone, the world is gone.

I wish the user below me would stop trolling people on Minecraft.
Granted, but little did you know, those zombies controlled the world. If they're gone, the world is gone.

I wish the user below me would stop trolling people on Minecraft.

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08-07-15 10:19 AM
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GamingN00B : Granted, wait i dont play minecraft, heh

i wish i could fart a nuclear fart.
GamingN00B : Granted, wait i dont play minecraft, heh

i wish i could fart a nuclear fart.

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08-07-15 10:24 AM
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haitamchouiekh : Granted! You decide to try it out. A day later, everyone in Morocco is shocked that someone tried to nuke their country. World war III begins.

I wish that I had mad poetry skillz.
haitamchouiekh : Granted! You decide to try it out. A day later, everyone in Morocco is shocked that someone tried to nuke their country. World war III begins.

I wish that I had mad poetry skillz.

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08-07-15 10:26 AM
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derAxeEfect : Granted, but u have no brain now to do it haha.
i wish i could be the poorest man in the world
derAxeEfect : Granted, but u have no brain now to do it haha.
i wish i could be the poorest man in the world

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08-07-15 10:31 AM
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haitamchouiekh : Granted! You no longer have any money. However, your organs are still worth something, so I'll take them too.

I wish my username was DerAxeEffekt (note the two F's) so that I would not be bothered by having only one F anymore.
haitamchouiekh : Granted! You no longer have any money. However, your organs are still worth something, so I'll take them too.

I wish my username was DerAxeEffekt (note the two F's) so that I would not be bothered by having only one F anymore.

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08-07-15 10:34 AM
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granted, you make another account with two Fs but both get banned.
granted, you make another account with two Fs but both get banned.

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08-11-15 12:18 PM
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haitamchouiekh : I find your lack of wishes disturbing.

I wish this post would get  a reply. Fast.
haitamchouiekh : I find your lack of wishes disturbing.

I wish this post would get  a reply. Fast.

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08-12-15 02:07 AM
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DerAxeEfekt : Granted. I wish someone would mention yugioh.
DerAxeEfekt : Granted. I wish someone would mention yugioh.

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08-12-15 10:30 AM
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Granted, but I don't know what yugioh is

I wish racist jokes were only used by Indonesian people.
Granted, but I don't know what yugioh is

I wish racist jokes were only used by Indonesian people.

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08-12-15 11:15 AM
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Crenino : But... why?

Anyway, granted!

You're browsing some random news site. Suddenly, a wild random Indonesian racist joke appears. "I don't get why they put a glass in front of Obama during his speech. I mean like, Obama's not going to shoot anyone, is he? Hahaha." This is the Infinity+1th time you see a racist joke by an Indonesian. You decide that you've had enough. You grab a gun, wear a badass long coat and decide to go hunt Indonesian racist jokemasters. On your way, you get trampled by a car.

I wish I had an e-reader and (preferrably fast) wireless internet connection.
Crenino : But... why?

Anyway, granted!

You're browsing some random news site. Suddenly, a wild random Indonesian racist joke appears. "I don't get why they put a glass in front of Obama during his speech. I mean like, Obama's not going to shoot anyone, is he? Hahaha." This is the Infinity+1th time you see a racist joke by an Indonesian. You decide that you've had enough. You grab a gun, wear a badass long coat and decide to go hunt Indonesian racist jokemasters. On your way, you get trampled by a car.

I wish I had an e-reader and (preferrably fast) wireless internet connection.

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08-12-15 02:26 PM
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DerAxeEfekt : Granted! But your home is victim of a horrible blackout that takes weeks to repair.

I wish I had better eyesight.

DerAxeEfekt : Granted! But your home is victim of a horrible blackout that takes weeks to repair.

I wish I had better eyesight.

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08-12-15 04:29 PM
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A user of this : Granted. Here are your glasses. I wish something cool would happen. 
A user of this : Granted. Here are your glasses. I wish something cool would happen. 


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08-12-15 04:36 PM
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Worse Yugioh Fan : Granted! The most coolest thing imaginable happens. You are handed an object that is probably the most coolest thing in the multiverse. It's so cool that you don't understand what it is. Suddenly, things start getting weird and wormholes appear everywhere. Then you realize, that the coolness of the object ripped apart the space-time continuum. The object levitates away from your hands, and utters the words: "This universe can't repel coolness of this magnitude!" and departs, leaving you to get ripped into pieces along with the rest of the universe.

I wish that I was good at puns.
Worse Yugioh Fan : Granted! The most coolest thing imaginable happens. You are handed an object that is probably the most coolest thing in the multiverse. It's so cool that you don't understand what it is. Suddenly, things start getting weird and wormholes appear everywhere. Then you realize, that the coolness of the object ripped apart the space-time continuum. The object levitates away from your hands, and utters the words: "This universe can't repel coolness of this magnitude!" and departs, leaving you to get ripped into pieces along with the rest of the universe.

I wish that I was good at puns.

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