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09-01-12 08:17 PM
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here is a good joke. there were 3 brother named shut up manners, and poop.

once the cops came for a visit and asked shut up what his name was and he said shut up ( that is his name) and the cop said where are your manners and and shut up said he outside hanging out with poop

this one gets me cracki up.





here is a good joke. there were 3 brother named shut up manners, and poop.

once the cops came for a visit and asked shut up what his name was and he said shut up ( that is his name) and the cop said where are your manners and and shut up said he outside hanging out with poop

this one gets me cracki up.


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This is a joke. It is funny. Laaauuuggghhhh aaaattt ittt laugh at it nowww XD
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One day a man walked into a bar, the man said "ouch that hurt" the bar said "you're telling me... and I'm supposed to be the brainless inanimate object..."
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I don't know, I fail at telling jokes >.<
This is a joke. It is funny. Laaauuuggghhhh aaaattt ittt laugh at it nowww XD
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One day a man walked into a bar, the man said "ouch that hurt" the bar said "you're telling me... and I'm supposed to be the brainless inanimate object..."
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I don't know, I fail at telling jokes >.<

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datkidhavok : I understand that this is a joke thread, but it doesn't change the fact that this is a family friendly site. Keep your jokes more appropriate, please.





datkidhavok : I understand that this is a joke thread, but it doesn't change the fact that this is a family friendly site. Keep your jokes more appropriate, please.

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Not only did George Bush Jr. get elected to be president, but when the whole country went to hell, he was re-elected for another 4 year term. WHAT A JOKE!
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there are two boys.their names are shut up and manners.one day manners goes to the washroom and shut up accidently breaks a window.a police officer approaches him.

officer:what is your name?
shut up:shut up
officer: where are ur manners?
shut up:in the washroom.
there are two boys.their names are shut up and manners.one day manners goes to the washroom and shut up accidently breaks a window.a police officer approaches him.

officer:what is your name?
shut up:shut up
officer: where are ur manners?
shut up:in the washroom.

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  Why is basketball such a messy sport?                                                                                                                                                                                          Because the players dribble (drool) all over the court!
  Why is basketball such a messy sport?                                                                                                                                                                                          Because the players dribble (drool) all over the court!

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