If you cannot rhyme,
Why not give this pie(the pie is at http://www.foodieagogo.com/food-art-alert-lacma-meets-pie-on-918/) a dime?

I did it, I rhymed! Yay me!

The Baltimore Ravens are the bomb, yo.
The only way we can't be this year, is if our players get stupid, bo.

Meh... not all that good, but it still rhymes.

I think People who rhyme are rather lame
Even worse, are people who are the same
Every day, I feel like my days are tame
All I got in this world is a pretty dame.

A dime in my pocket, a thought on my mind
I strip away the negativity, I'm one of a kind,
When I put my mind to it, I get out of any bind,
I jump out of the gate, you've been left behind.

I'm a one man army, I'm the king
I'm a champ in my own right, kiss all the rings,
I drop all the players, they ain't a thing,
My size may be small, but I ball like Yao Ming.

Yeah it sucks You said rhyme. I hate being forced to.

This one is Earthbound related.

In the battle of Giygas and Ness,
I will try my hardest to bless.

The bowser who kidnapped Princess Peach
Was destroyed by Mario's skill.

Does that count as a rhyme?

Stevie 764 : Not even close dude, but I can make one up.....

One, two, three, four, five,
Once I caught a fish alive,
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
Then I let it go again.
Why did you let it go?
Because it bit my finger so.
Which finger did it bite?
This little finger on my right.

- Editted out by KG for being inappropriate -

omg i am such a fail
i cant even get the mail
do i have to go to jail
while all my friends get to bail
and my mom sets sail
she starting to look all pale
the she asks where is dale
as we all begin to whale
what we thought was a snail
turned out to be a really big whale
then we remembered she probably asking for gale
who died because of a nail
and fell over the rail
leaving behind only a rat tail
and his acceptance into Yale

It's been a while but I've had a chance to rehearse,
so seeing as its been done i better top off with a verse,
I've returned to vizzed after a bit of a leave,
J2P is back with another few tricks up his sleeve,
gaming legend back to rock like guitar hero,
taking high scores and leaving yours at zero,
I've had a lot of politics that got in the way,
but now i'm back sporting jerseys everyday,
I'm here to take my place as the leading poster,
my scores will be going up and down like a roller coaster,
I'm glad to see a few posts in my little thread,
to see that its alive and kicking not been left for dead,
I thank you all who have participated,
and your rhymes are well regulated,
you all have a really good flow,
and thank you for being apart of my little show,
But now I'm back and the bar has been risen,
seeing as last month i was looking at prison,
but no evidence makes me a free man,
so i'm going to be posting all the time i can,
so lets make this plain and simply clear,
J2P is back and is planning to stay here.

Markeith21 : SO CUTE!

Wow...so many of these are so wonderful.  Although he did ask for a simple couple of lines! XD

I am sitting here quite content
To think of the money I haven't spent.

A! I got bursted! More like.. I got cursed! I'm late! I have to rehearse!?

now, i do not want to be braggin'...
but every night, i dream that i'm a dragon...

A chain went down the drain it got picked up by a person named Zain and he put it in a aeroplane then there was so much rain so Zain put it in a train

Again sorry for the prolonged return as been on internet vacaction
Glad to see that this thread still gets a little bit of consideration

some say that life is like a lime,
sour, sweet, tart, tangy, and oh, so sublime,
quiet, reposed, like a mime,
LOUD, NOISY, LIKE A CRIME!
and don't you dare waste my time!
because life can stop... on a dime.

I Fell down the sour In a darn drain Now I walk alone In shame. even today while it rains,and Then I wen't big bang sugar moma I'm home!

Ok I'm not good at this but I will give it a go......

my mum said its time to go to nigeria

went on the plane and  flew to algeria

wow lol I came up with this in my head......

There once was a man
He ate a flan
tRIUNE gave him a ban
For eating his flan
~
There was a cat
He was very fat
They say he stole Jordanv78's flan
So he got a ban
~
This one is dedicated to SuperCrash64:

A man named Crash
Got a rash
Because he was allergic to Mash...
...ed potatoes

lawl