O.K., so I was starting to get reaallllyyy bored this summer... I slept in this morning and just woke up 20 minutes ago. My parents woke me up smiling.
"Guess what?"
I was so half asleep I could barely reply, "what..?"
mom just smiled with the phone in her hand, giggling,
"For a college boy you sure like do slack off."
I had no idea what she meant but my dad explained,
"That CCRI program you applied for... Out of 700 people--- all of them seniors-- ya got first place."
What this meant was I was the only JUNIOR state-wide to get in, not to mention
First Place. What exactly is the CCRI program?
Well, I originally got third place in it but the program was restarted and I got first place in the new program--- the program where I'm ACTUALLY IN COLLEGE. This means I am in college--- but I'm 16....
With this program I get:
- Class from 4-7 on Mondays & Wednesdays
- A free starter textbook
- A bus pass for the whole summer.
- Free access to the entire campus whenever I want.
- 3 credits worth $600.
- ALL FREE supplies.
- ...And it also means I can stop having that inferiority complex that I've been having for 4 years.
So yeah... College and 16... Wow....
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st place, too. What the hell did I write that was so good that they were like, "Screw the other 699 people, this kid's the ONE!" psssh.... Watch it be some government experiment conspiracy that involves me being some test for the CIA.... LMAO!
It's a trap, Neo! IT'S A TRAP!