Ok guys, heres the deal. I can make pictures, and get them printed on shirts.. but im not that grand at getting the ideas for pictures.
So, If any vizzed members have an idea for a shirt (MUST BE ORIGINAL DESIGN!) logo, or a bag, or jumper... or any thing, I will take your idea, and turn it into a product.

Whats in it for me, you ask.
Simple, once the shirt sells enough, to make enough profit to buy that shirt, I will send the creator that shirt, FOR FREE!! (or any other product of equal or lesser value..)

My Online Shop : http://insaneparadox.spreadshirt.com

So. Any ideas. I've already made Canariths shirt, and here is a list of all finished shirts and designs..

NAME	Product	Link
Canarith	Terms & Conditions Apply	Click
Dragon Master	Im not funny	Click

HoLy CrAp BoB!

I need to get my shirt ideas out again
*Runs to get old sketchbook full of ideas.*

--EDIT--
How much would it cost to make an un-original, but not produced design?

Price varys depending on what its printed on. Differnt types of shirts are cheaper than others.

If its un-original, but its not infrignment of copywrite, then we can do it. What do you have in mind?

it's kinda wierd, but all my jokes seem that way...

1st one: A picture from a video, with a picture of a girl running away from a guy with a cat on his head
"ATTACK OF THE BRAIN-SUCKING CATS!"

2nd one, I'll need to ask the person who made the comment if I can use it, (though I made the joke...) but:

Things seem easier when you're sane.
That's why I wish I were sane. (or That's why things are so hard for me)

"My other shirt's drenched in blood"

"Looking for pile beside your bed"

"I'm not really funny, you just have a bad sense of humor"

Lol, I like them!
I dont quite get the "Looking for pole beside your bed"

Humm maybe "if($otherperson == "girl"){ $clothsoff = true; } else { $sex = false"; }"

or

SUPRISE
BUTSECKS!

Inside jokes on shirt = no.

Some of my are stretching a lot anyways.

"I'm not happy to see you and yes, it's a gun"

DM, you are the king of shirt making!!

How about:
For men:
"I can't believe you actually decided to stupidly stare at someone's shirt, thinking that it would have something funny on it...
>.> You can laugh now"
For women:
*wrapped in caution tape(chest)*
"Caution: Off Limits. Requires 5 dates and 12 shots of tequila to unlock"
*This has been added to your Gamertag&trade achievements list*

So Bigbob how much on average do you make per shirt?

*This has been added to your Gamertagâ„¢ achievements list*

LOL!

About $1. Dont want to push prices up too much.
When I get more things up, ill start advertising the shop a bit more.

Feel freee to advertise it now

Women's shirts:
Does this shirt make me look fat?

Grade A milk, with two D's

~b****

You're a tool.



Men's shirts

I have an epic ax, wanna see it?

FEED ME (dunno if that's taken or not...)

You just got FRAGGED!

This shirt is 100% COTTON Chuck Norris.

Lol. I like em!! Ill make them when I get some spare time.

Staring makes the brain grow dumber. <--- Lame attempt

There's a hidden message hidden on this shirt.

I like the 2nd one, didnt quite get the first one.

Maybe the 2nd one could be written in a way, that there is a question mark (or many question marks) of transparency in the text, making it slightly hard to read, hence that itself is the hidden message.

OR, SSK, it could be:
Ladies, there's a hidden message on this shirt. Remove it to see what it is! *don't be shy*

ARGH!
Pwned.. I can only upload so many designs (or so many per day.. maybe..). Just as i was making all these wonderfull designs!!

More shirt ideas:
-You're all my underlings and will bow at my command
-hoo neads spel chek?
-Windows has crashed while trying to make "Funny Shirt"
-I couldn't afford a better shirt so I got this one
-My girlfriend can beat you at.... Hotness!
-Only awesome people can wear this shirt.
-I would fight you but you're not worth it... And I'm too lazy to get up...
-1 tequila 2 teQuila 3 teQuIla FLOOR
-Myspace ain't your space, so GTFO!
-Your boobs are too far away... Come closer
-I'm out of insults... call me next week
-This shirt won't get me an emmy...
-The call is coming from inside the house... I think.. Go check, I don't remember.
-I'm a pervert, but I can't come up with something clever about me, you, and your vagina.
-CENSORED FOR BEING TOO AWESOME
-Even Einstein can't come up with an equation that calculates my awesomeness. When he tried, it killed him, just go see for yourself.
-Wanna get smashed?
-My O.C.D. list: 1, 2, 3... Dammit... 1, 2, 3... crap! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
-I just LOLed
-My GPS just told you turn right and go to hell