Today we had to play volleyball in gym class because of something that the sophomores had to do.

I'm glad that they did. I got to relieve some stress by hitting things!

---Funny things that happened---
"Can we get a stretcher?" - The other team set the ball, and it was coming right towards me. I go to hit the ball, and a girl comes flying out of nowhere. I see her at the last possible second, bend my arms, put them above my head, and slam the ball full force with the wrong side of my arms.

I got our team a point, and she didn't lose her head!
(The teacher counted it as in.)

"HEADS UP!" - The ball was coming towards me, and it was too low to the ground for me to hit, so I do something of a samurai's stabbing motion, and the ball goes over the net and right into the other team's leader's face.
The teacher gave us a point.

"2 POINTS!!!" - The other team's leader got angry at one of the kids because of something he said, so the other team's leader said 'I'm going to spike this into your face!'
...Our team serves it, and he spikes it...
...Right into the trash can.
The teacher gave him 2 points for that.

"Double Team" - The other players on another team got bored of volleyball, so what they did is, we served the ball, and one person went on the ground. the person behind him ran on top of him and tried to hit the ball. It hit him in the face, and he fall backwards.

I laughed.
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That's why gym was awesome today!

LOL!!! I guess it's good you guys didn't play dodgeball could have gotten a lot more crazy

I think we would've needed 3 stretchers, 2 ambulances, 5 wheelchairs, and a pair of crutches.

rofl @ double team. Man thatd be funny to see

Next time you have gym, record it and put it on Youtube

I don't think they'd allow that...
...Besides, we're starting softball.

(I so hope I don't crack anyone's head open when hitting a home run)

I'm freaking awesome at any baseball-type sport!

Plus I have excellent hand-eye coordination and targeting skills.

Who needs targeting and hand-eye coordination when you have.. SOVIET EQUIPMENT?! Now with 50% less radiation!
The KGB Bat and KGB hat!
To turn on the bat, simply push a button. The bat will immediately sense the incoming ball due to heat from fast movement, and home in on it with 500 kilos of pressure, ensuring instant home-runs.
To turn on KGB Hat, simply put it on. The hat will jack-in to your brain and take over your senses, allowing instant catches. Sure you might lose an arm due to it rocketing off to catch a ball, but you'll win!

Originally posted by Neyro

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Who needs targeting and hand-eye coordination when you have.. SOVIET EQUIPMENT?! Now with 50% less radiation!
The KGB Bat and KGB hat!
To turn on the bat, simply push a button. The bat will immediately sense the incoming ball due to heat from fast movement, and home in on it with 500 kilos of pressure, ensuring instant home-runs.
To turn on KGB Hat, simply put it on. The hat will jack-in to your brain and take over your senses, allowing instant catches. Sure you might lose an arm due to it rocketing off to catch a ball, but you'll win!

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You know an easier way to win?
Do a barrel roll.

Owned.

You mean they took some of the radiation OUT? I'm not buying any more KGB products if that's the case

If anything their equipment should DOUBLE the radiation!

Neyro you heard the man, get the KGB to put the radiation back in pronto

Then we'll have a turbo dodgeball shooter to traumatize little children with!

*rapid fire*
*Hits kid in the face 10 times*
"WAWAAAAH! MOM!"

Why settle for one kid when you could terrorize an entire neighborhood

"Trick or treat?! I'll show you!" *bam bam bam bam bam* *lines of kids run away screaming from the radiation-filled dodgeball cannon* neighborhood gym class, dodgeball all around!

Well it depends. If these kids are Russian, they will definitely run towards it

They would eat the radiation and then turn into towering flaming beasts of hell. Beat that, gym class.

I wouldn't be so sure about that, let's ask Neyro what they'd do. He'll know

They probably do something around that effect . Maybe even worse

That's why Neyro needs to tell us

Ugh! Imagine insane communist Russians in gym class? *takes off glasses and hides them so they don't break*