Welcome to The Quote Thread, _____!

Disclaimer: Not all quotable material may be appropriate. Shield your childish eyes if you have them. Thank you.

Many members on Vizzed spend a lot of time in chat. Throughout the many hours, they may compile quotes. These sayings, from the inane to the insane and the funny to the wise, really shape and define chat itself.

I'm asking YOU, fellow Vizzed member, to help us compile the best quotes on Vizzed. You may submit any quote, any time you want, and it will be added to the list below. This can be a good way for users to amass a good quote wall that they're proud of without having to constantly be in chat.

I'll also showcase a quote of the week, and a running list of top five quotes. To be a top five quote, other users must say "+1 to '_________'" and that quote will gain one point. The highest scoring quotes will always be featured.

Quotes:

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Contributed by j4m3zizk0olo07

[10:55 PM] Mizore Shirayuki: MARIOPOKEFAN IS THE COOLEST PERSON EVER! HES MY BEST FRIEND EVER!!

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Contrubuted by legacyme3

Annette says: if I was a gay man I'd hit on you leggy

VizzedGhostblood: DONT TRYING TO HACK! really, dont!

Bobbynibble: HI BOBBY. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU?

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Contributed by Galacta

[8:28 PM] drag00n365: its just that johto introduced some of the best digimon

[6:22 PM] mariopokefan91: hey guys i am realy gay

[4:47 PM] vick: Once a powerful predator now a delicious sandwich

[6:47 PM] higuy: yo

[9:53 AM] sonicmcmuffin: haha, my pokemon is called jesus and its type is pimp

[6:58 PM] Amanda33351: GO HOM J4

[5:28 PM] YOURMAJESTYKEN: Gal is like the coolest youngin on Vizzed..

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Contributed by Snowdeath

Davideo7 : hey jizz

the_casualty : I'm here for...
the_casualty : totts
the_casualty : lol not totts
the_casualty : **tits

crazycatpup : OMG SHUT UP ABOUT THE ACHAL
crazycatpup : why the duck would you put that on the quote wall
crazycatpup : WHAT IS THIS PUT EVERYTHING I SAY ON A QOUTE WALL
crazycatpup : GO TO DUCKING HELL

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Contributed by pacman1755

[5:44 PM] totaldramaman2: leggy - I'm stupid. That's why I stole your joke.

[8:37 PM] legacyme3: I am super troll

[8:11 PM] Rasenganfan2: LEGACY BLOWS COCKZ LULZ

legacyme3 : Well when I was looking at this page I was naked. Now I feel stupid. Because I was all ready, and there were not naked females.

[5:22 PM] theclever1: Colleen Sinclair still loves me

[10:22 PM] big fat cat: Hide the drugs

[10:39 PM] vizwiz123: One of us in here is thinking about sex.

[6:28 PM] crazycatpup: DON'T TOUCH MY BUTT YOU PERV!

[3:19 PM] supersonic1998: muffin is HOT

Vizzed Ghostblood : Mega- Its cost a lot of money! if they keep using it, then my mom will go broke and will shut down all internet, games, electric, water, everything! We do not made out of money you know

Vizzed Ghostblood : Penny, i do not care about grammars. WOULD EVERYONE STOP THINKING THAT DAMN GRAMMARS IS IMPORTANT ON COMPUTER!!!!

[10:16 PM]legacyme3 I'll spare you the details
[10:16 PM]legacyme3 of my
[10:16 PM]legacyme3 30 inch cock
[10:16 PM]legacyme3 with flames

[11:38 PM] crazycatpup I'm gonna complain cause my boobs hurt

[4:21 PM] ookamiken I CANT FIND THE CAPS LOCK

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Contributed by big fat cat

[01:32] kiosk their another gay ass poem nobody will care about

big fat cat : NII sounds like a retarded orgasm(1:12pm)
big fat cat : NIII NII!(1:12pm)
Me: No. I'M sorry. Because my reactions from Rise Against songs are too close to an orgasm to give up. So no.(1:12pm)

Didowe : And the Vavle complate pack discount...... it is sexier then Zero Suit Samus naked(1:11am 21st Dec)

Dante- Tell me something I don't know
geeogree- Dante: just one thing?
04:27 geeogree- Sonic sucks.... that is something you don't know

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Contributed by the_casualty

11:55]legacyme3: are any of you guys in the Oregon area interested in an 18 year old girl?
[11:56]the_casualty: sure, why not
[11:57]legacyme3: Well, if you're looking for sex, I believe that the age of consent in OR is 18
[11:57]legacyme: So now sex for you
[11:57]Zamiel: Now sex for you! =D
[11:58]the_casualty: HOORAY
[11:58]legacyme3: baaaaad typo

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Contributed by silverthundr

[6:22 PM] totaldramaman2: I AM A COMPLETE ASSFACE

[6:50 PM] Halo1000: sooo... like a real person I have a life so I'm gonna have to use you guys little brains.

[6:24 PM] Halo1000: THATS IT I'M GONNA GET OFF THIS STUPID CHAT CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE ALL OBVIOUSLY AS BAD AS ME!!!!!

[6:30 PM] MegaRevolution1: Catpup- I'll only get beat up if they are girls

[20:19] < Zamiel-is-sex-WORKING> Oh cool I'm fresh out of used condoms

[20:48] <~the_casualty> earlier I was on my man period

[2:02 PM] crazycatpup: lolno I was banned for being to sexy

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Contributed by crazycatpup

[21:27:02] Morsalbus: You would've had to cough up like 2 grand lol.

[21:27:18] bloodylust: great....now i gotta save her even though she wont make out with me...

[5:21 PM] the_casualty: if leggy was a girl I'd hit on him.

[18:31:53] j4m3zizk0olo07: Mega <3 [18:32:03] j4m3zizk0olo07: Love you, baby.

[1:56:33 AM] pennylessz: I had a dream where a skeleton came in and ripped my guts out, which is why I made sure to be on the look out.
[1:56:51 AM] pennylessz: and then there was one where an octopus was under my bed and it strangled me too death.

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Contributed by Someone70

[9:17 PM] legacyme3: Because like a good soup, this chat slithers down your throat

[4:17 PM] the_casualty: "I'M DAVID HASSELHOFF"
[4:17 PM] the_casualty- "SO WHERE'S YOUR BOAT"
[4:17 PM] the_casualty- "BOAT? HAHAHAHAHA"

[1:06 AM] UserMike: whats a nitori?

[5:03 PM] Sephitard9001: I'm going to eat food with my mouth organs

j4m3zizk0olo07 says(6:39 PM): I'm pregnant, guys.

[6:49 PM] tj4bigred: I think I might be the father.
[6:49 PM] tj4bigred: But it could be anyone...
[6:50 PM] tj4bigred: Seeing as James sleeps around.

[8:18 PM] Mizore Shirayuki: Now we can actually have a stable, good conversation in chat ^-^ Nya~
alexanyways : farts loudly

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Contributed by Annette

vizwiz123- oh, and my pet name is poo-poo booty
vizwiz123- A. I poo
vizwiz123- B. I have a nice booty
Annette- C. poo comes out of your booty
Morsalbus- D. ???
Morsalbus- E. Profit

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Contributed by hnnn

sephi: you can't stab an equation
[4:15 PM] Vizzed Ghostblood: GAH!! MY ASS IS BLEEDING!!
[4:27 PM] alexanyways: I'm sorry Ben, your anus will have to just keep bleeding
[9:17 PM] big fat cat: Secretly, I'm hnnn
[7:24 PM] natas: Because I like to take control to the little ones minds.
[5:55 PM] big fat cat: ur mom wins
[7:07 PM] SunflowerGaming: I'm not accusing anyone of anything false

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Contributed by tj4bigred
drag00n365 says(7:09 PM):
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Morsalbus says(7:09 PM):
The beholder doesn't choose his eye

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Contributed by alexanyways
[4:00 PM] galacta: [4:00 PM] alexanyways: [4:00 PM] totaldramaman2: [3:59 PM] totaldramaman2: [3:59 PM] choko453: 3:59 PM] Morsalbus: [3:59 PM] alexanyways: [3:59 PM] galacta: [3:58 PM] supersonic1998: [3:58 PM] Morsalbus: STOP QUOTING EVERY STUPID THING YOU SEE SOMEONE SAY

[3:24 PM] Morsalbus: Excuse me while I go empty my on-board pissbag into the nearest urine receptacle.

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Contributed by AuraBlaze

(8:32 PM)legacyme3: I made it cool to be female

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Contributed by Eddy88

[6:13 PM] MegaRevolution1: WHITE. STICKY. STUFF

[6:24PM] sonicmcmuffin: Eddy do you have a weird fetish for me or something.
[6:24 PM] Eddy88:Yes, I guess is that
[06:24 PM] supersonic1998:XD
[6:24PM] Eddy88:Wait... NO I MEAN NO!

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Top 5 Quotes:
1. [20:19] < Zamiel-is-sex-WORKING> Oh cool I'm fresh out of used condoms
2. [5:44 PM] totaldramaman2: leggy - I'm stupid. That's why I stole your joke. (1)


Now, what are your quotes?

Oh, oh! I got one!!!!

[8:28 PM] drag00n365: its just that johto introduced some of the best digimon

Here's my top three quotes I personally find funny.

Davideo7 : hey jizz

the_casualty : I'm here for...
the_casualty : totts
the_casualty : lol not totts
the_casualty : **tits

crazycatpup : OMG SHUT UP ABOUT THE ACHAL
crazycatpup : why the duck would you put that on the quote wall
crazycatpup : WHAT IS THIS PUT EVERYTHING I SAY ON A QOUTE WALL
crazycatpup : GO TO DUCKING HELL

Oh sh*t, I summoned them all. D=

I'll put in a couple of my best quotes in my quote wall.

[9:39 PM] Snowdeath: LOL I KILLED MYSELF

[5:44 PM] totaldramaman2: leggy - I'm stupid. That's why I stole your joke.

[8:37 PM] legacyme3: I am super troll

Added your quote. Thank you. Feel free to vote for any already up there as well.

+1 to "[5:44 PM] totaldramaman2: leggy - I'm stupid. That's why I stole your joke."

irc quotes for the win!

01:32 kiosk their another gay ass poem nobody will care about

[11:55]legacyme3: are any of you guys in the Oregon area interested in an 18 year old girl?
[11:56]the_casualty: sure, why not
[11:57]legacyme3: Well, if you're looking for sex, I believe that the age of consent in OR is 18
[11:57]legacyme: So now sex for you
[11:57]Zamiel: Now sex for you! =D
[11:58]the_casualty: HOORAY
[11:58]legacyme3: baaaaad typo

Two more, but they aren't as funny as my first one

[6:22 PM] mariopokefan91: hey guys i am realy gay
[4:47 PM] vick: Once a powerful predator now a delicious sandwich

Ooh, I've got one.

[6:22 PM] totaldramaman2: I AM A COMPLETE ASSFACE

I have two more to contribute already

big fat cat : NII sounds like a retarded orgasm(1:12pm)
big fat cat : NIII NII!(1:12pm)
Me: No. I'M sorry. Because my reactions from Rise Against songs are too close to an orgasm to give up. So no.(1:12pm)

Didowe : And the Vavle complate pack discount...... it is sexier then Zero Suit Samus naked(1:11am 21st Dec)

"You cannot edit more than 20 posts a day".

Well I'd been editing this first post adding new quotes I went and reached my limit. So, you may continue to post quotes, however they will not be added until tomorrow.

I apologize for the inconvenience.

I'll add a few more then I'll be on my way.

[8:11 PM] Rasenganfan2: LEGACY BLOWS COCKZ LULZ

legacyme3 : Well when I was looking at this page I was naked. Now I feel stupid. Because I was all ready, and there were not naked females.


[5:22 PM] theclever1: Colleen Sinclair still loves me

[10:22 PM] big fat cat: Hide the drugs

Ok, I'll add them when I can. This thread is also the king of accidentally summons. David is gonna come in, see Snow summoned him, and think she is saying "hi jizz" to him.

Snowdeath : why thanks for the lovely spam of notifications.

[21:27:02] Morsalbus: You would've had to cough up like 2 grand lol.

[21:27:18] bloodylust: great....now i gotta save her even though she wont make out with me...

[5:21 PM] the_casualty: if leggy was a girl I'd hit on him.

[18:31:53] j4m3zizk0olo07: Mega <3 [18:32:03] j4m3zizk0olo07: Love you, baby.

crazycatpup : It was an accident =/ but thank you, haha.

Also, 1+ to "[9:39 PM] Snowdeath: LOL I KILLED MYSELF"

Ah, good times. =P

(OVER STEAM CHAT)
DarkHyren : hey, question, do you pay much attention to the prices of tf2 items?
DarkHyren : I am buying keys and scrap with games
DarkHyren : Do you have any spares ?

More I cannot fully remember ... What happened to you DarkHyren .

Thread has been updated, quote of the week is up. Remember, if you have any favorites, post them, or vote for the ones up here already.

MORE QUOTES FOR LULZ

[10:39 PM] vizwiz123: One of us in here is thinking about sex.

[6:28 PM] crazycatpup: DON'T TOUCH MY BUTT YOU PERV!

[3:19 PM] supersonic1998: muffin is HOT

I've got one.

[6:24 PM] Halo1000: THATS IT I'M GONNA GET OFF THIS STUPID CHAT CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE ALL OBVIOUSLY AS BAD AS ME!!!!!

And I wonder if he realized what he actually said here...

[6:50 PM] Halo1000: sooo... like a real person I have a life so I'm gonna have to use you guys little brains.