WOW----
You've seen it, in stores, malls, and nerd's basements everywhere. It's a massive role-playing game that's been out since 2004 and it now has reached 10,000,000 subscribers (including me). If you haven't caught on to what I'm talking about, then you've been under a rock.

The game I'm talking about is World of Warcraft; It's Blizzard's new brainchild and cash cow. With the upcoming release of "Wrath of the Lich King", the subscribers are estimated to go up 7%, or 700,000 people.

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Game Play___
There's a ton of different elements to the game's structure; From skinning to mining, and from just plain training out in the plains, there's more to do in this game than there is in your nerdy little life. The core game in itself is 480 hours just level grinding from 1 to 60, not to mention the other skills that can be learned along the way.

Ultimately, if you don't get addicted to this game and you are an RPG fan, you had better check your pulse. This game is actually an entire new EARTH with fantasy elements.
Score for gameplay segment: 97/100

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Music____
Surprisingly, every song sounds epic and enthralling. I was surprised to hear orchestral music while I was just walking around as a total equipment-less noob. It never gets old and it almost feels like the game company is cheering you on to be the best player online.

It's almost never repetitive and only gets a little boring when you're in towns.
Score for music segment: 95/100

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Replay Value___
Once again, I've got to say, with all the updates and the new expansion pack coming, this game should keep you distracted for literally a year or two. And after you spend the 480 hours leveling your character, you can do it over and over with new classes and races, until you're officially deemed insane.
Score for replay value segment: 100/100

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Overall___
If you enjoy RPGs, then go now and buy this. If you don't, go out and buy this.
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97/100
95/100
100/100

Total: 292/300 or 9.8/10

Talk about a VERY short review... You do know that WoW has much more than a simple 100-200 words to it.. Right?

You know, I don't need your snippy opinion. I wrote a review, it was short, sweet, to the point, and not 900,000,000,000 words that:
-f*** up the entire layout of the page
-have so many blocks of text that it's unreadable
-make me repeat things that I forgot I already said

and by the way, I need you to just go over there for a second. You see that corner, over there? Yeah, go. Time out for you, pie-eating little communist >=P.

Originally posted by Neyro

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You do know that WoW has much more than a simple 100-200 words to it.. Right?

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For me it would be far over 200 words, they would all say s*** though...

Anyways I have to say the review is written in a really weird way I mean game play, music and replay value? It would probably look better if you added some categories such as interface, controls or graphics.

I know, I'm going to write longer reviews in the future. But it does get really ridiculous with categories:
Stuff I will use:
-Controls
-Graphics
-Game play
-Music
-Replay Value

Stuff I will not use:
-Interface
-Voice-overs
-Game length
-Aw, do you have a headache from the graphics?
-What do the monsters look like?
-Huh?
-Huh?
-How about now?
-And now?
-What about now?
-Come on, now?
-Is it awesome?
-Number of words in the entire game
-Game's vocabulary
-Any Engrish?
-Huh?
-Hao Uhbaout Naoh?
-Ayand Naoh?
-Does the game have pretty colors?
-Are the buttons shiny or squishy?
-Are you sick of reviews having 100 unnecessary categories?
-Well?
-How many more words until I get 20 Viz from this post?
-How about now?
-And now?
-Will this review post get me effing banned from having so many lines? Find out in five minutes!

It would be better if you directed that comment at someone that was at fault for it.

Anyways I do believe that interface, length and voice overs would be good to add.

Interface could go into controls or graphics.
Game length could go in replay value
Voice overs could get combined with music into a sound category.

Instant 5 category improvement!

I am writing a review, not a novel. The previous post I made was not directed toward anyone, it was supposed to be a sarcastic joke.

I know you want categories galore but I'm picking a few categories and sticking with them, don't tell me how I should write MY reviews, I'll write better ones with time. As for game length, are you KIDDING ME? People play the game and they decide when they're done.

I only really wanted you too add graphics and controls...

Also: Constructive criticism, learn it, accept it, improve from it. Because if you can't handle constructive criticism then you shouldn't be doing anything creative at all.

Reviews are not what I'm going to do for a living.
Also, I wasn't mad at you, I was making fun of the fact that there was someone who reviewed a game and the review was 14 pages single spaced font size like... 8. Don't remember which game but I was laughing my ass off at all the unnecessary categories. Thank you for the constructive criticism and now that I know you're not just being an a**h*** I can be calm. I'm just used to you jumping in to f*** up a conversation, giggle, then walk away for another day.

you forgot the review about...

LEEEERRRROOOOOOYYYYYYY
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKIIIINNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also didn't update that I quit it ;P

Yay!
Alek's not glued to WoW!

Now yo can play maple with me again it's free (duh)

Unfortunately, I've lost the will to play video games.
I've been trying as hard as I can to lose weight.

...I'm fricking pissed because of my health issue which doesn't allow me to lose weight, though.

You shouldn't worry so much about your weight all the time. I did that and I was depressed for almost 3 years. I've found ways you can lose weight though, like maybe walking to a friend's house or have your parents park a little farther from the store in the parking lot. Or, even walking to school. There's always little ways to lose a lot of weight, and it's gradual, so don't expect it to be instantaneous. I got angry at DDR today because I suck at it again, because I didn't play it for a couple months.

and dont forget World of Warcraft is addicting!!!! i use to play it for over 4h a day but then my computer died and then i just stoped lol

I just stopped because I got sick of it... After 2 weeks...

Its a life sucker. Seriously, its so addicting that people blow off their friends to go play this game. its pathetic and should be destroyed.

Originally posted by sammyboy175111

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Its a life sucker. Seriously, its so addicting that people blow off their friends to go play this game. its pathetic and should be destroyed.

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Quoted for truth.

I dunno about you, but I can't play a game for more than 3 hours straight--- I get bored. So basically WoW wasn't too fun for me.