the person that makes the funiest joke wins 2,000 vizz bucks u can vote who has the funniest joke 2 so post some funny game jokes there are no rules 

super shawn 64 : There's already a thread like this but since the Vizz amount is different by a thousand and more, I suppose it can stay up. However, it doesn't belong in this forum...I'll move it to the Vizzed Market.

Well, you said there are no rules, but I'll give one that can't be taken as offensive until I see what other ones are submitted.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver said "Oh my God, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen in my life". The woman was absolutely heartbroken. She sits in the back of the bus in tears. The man next to her asks what is wrong. She said "That bus driver insulted me." The man replies "That is unacceptable. Go tell that driver off. I'll hold your pet monkey for you."

I hope this joke isn't offensive to anyone.

There are three people, a brunette, a red head, and a blonde, getting ready for a trip across the desert. they had to train to be able to withstand the harsh conditions. Their trainer came out and presented three pieces of supplies, a bag of apples, a gallon of water, or a car door. They had to choose one piece of supplies. The brunette went up first and picked the apples. The trainer asked why he chose that. He said that if he gets thirsty, he will eat an apple and the juices will hydrate him. He then went to begin the journey. The red head then went up and picked the gallon of water. he was asked the same question, and he said if he gets thirsty, he will drink the water. He also went off. Finally, the blonde went up and picked the car door. He was asked the same question, and he said that if he gets hot, he will roll down the window.

Okay, I really hope this isn't too discriminatory.

A blond, redhead, and brunette are stuck on an island. With no other way off, they decide to swim to shore 10 miles off. The brunette, having taken swimming class as a child, goes first. He gets 4 miles before passing out from exhaustion and drowning. The redhead goes next, having been on the swim team in high school. He gets 7 miles before drowning. Finally, the blond, never having been in a body of water larger than his bathtub, sets out. He swims 9 miles, then gets tired and swims back to shore to take a nap.

So, how is the voting here going to work? You need to set a date where no more jokes can be submitted and have people vote. If you don't specify a specific voting time, nobody is ever going to win the Viz here.

rcarter2 : your is great,i love it.
Id love to make a joke but mine are all sexist,racist(i know some good scottish ones =p ) or just plain 'inapropriate.'

thenumberone : that is too bad that not everyone can not take offensive jokes personally. I, myself, am actually a big fan of the dead baby jokes, but the majority would not appreciate them. I would get in pretty big trouble for dropping those here. 

rcarter2
some people saddly think jokes are serious, and that if you make a certain one or laugh at it you condone it in real life which is just stupid, i have laughed at jokes which, had they happened in real life, i would have thought badly of, jokes are just for amusement, not life lessons.
my friend makes tons of dead baby jokes, he even made some pedophile jokes,i admit i laughed, equally i would never tolerate pedophilia, racist abuse etc in real life.
as you say, some people just take offense too much to it.
either way, i personally like yourse the most so far,i think its a winner.

thenumberone : well, thanks. Although, we  will have to wait and see if it is a winner. Partly depends on whether a vote will be taking place. lol

I have a joke. There were three guys walking through the woods. They stumbled upon a hole. They wanted to know how deep it was so they threw a rock in and listened for it to hit the bottom. After a minute they didn't hear anything and they continued to throw bigger and bigger rocks in with the same result. Then one of them returns with a railroad tie and throws it in and they all listen. As they were listening a goat comes running at them and jumps head first into the hole. A minute late a farmer comes over the hill and asks if they have seen his goat. They mentioned that a goat just ran head first into the hole. The farmer said that can't be his goat because his goat is tied to a railroad tie.

Why did the Herman Cain cross the road? Cause Colonel Sanders was on the other side serving white chicken breasts with a side of biscuits for $9.99.

There are a lot of joke threads and this one has had no activity since last December. 

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rcarter2 :
Not sure what happened, it seems like you wanted to close this thread but for some reason it is still open
I've tried summoning you to draw your attention to it
I Hope I was successful