Hey everyone! How's it going? This week is my week off, my "vacation"... At least I THOUGHT it was my vacation, until yesterday (last day of school until the vacation), when my teachers decided to crush me to death with these reports. Here's what I have to do during this vacation instead of catching up on the 20+ hours of sleep I need to get back:

-British Literature report on the "Survival of the Fittest" concept from Lord of the flies, 4 pages, MLA format, needs 4 sources.

-Banking and Credit report about the Federal Reserve, 5 pages, MLA format, needs 4 sources.

-Interactive Mathematica Program II PORTFOLIO about everything I did this trimester, 30 pages, needs 4 previous homeworks, 1 project attached TO the report, needs the most recent test stapled to it, and needs descriptions about EACH individual assignment (1 paragraph each) ALL 30 pages are SINGLE SPACED.

Not to b****, but I thought this was vacation, not a 25-hour work week . If anyone knows about the school Department, I must say, Hans Dellith needs to think twice about the assignments that he makes for the city schools. Well, I'll be on this computer all night typing, so feel free to send me private messages. I'm going to be bored to death.

Even though College work will be much harder than this, I can't wait to go to college!

Wow, what a 'Vacation'. When they give you a vacation it's just an excuse to pound you with about 15 thousand assignments, most of them worth like more than 20%, good god man. On another note, I actually read Lord Of The Flies, so i could help you with that. Y'know... a little. I've read it an it's okay, and I can help you with the actual essay. A bit. Considering our English class consists mostly of COMPLETELY over-analyzing every story and movie we read and watch. I hate Honors classes... Well, have "FUN" On your "VACATION".

When I heard vacation I don't think I read the fine print

Didn't you know? They put it on the emergency contact slips, the ones you hand in at the start of the school. They use a special 'Dot Print' in which they put about a paragraph of terms of agreement and stuff in the periods at the end of every sentence then have you sign it. And when you do and put all your info in, they have the right to make any day off and any vacation pure living hell. It's all in the print. Bloody politics.

Tsk Tsk Tsk, much you have to learn, young padawan. On another note, I finally figured out what Politics mean! Poli, meaning Many, and Tics, meaning Blood Sucking Insects. ;P Yay for Latin!

Of course they're blood-sucking insects! I'm on the second report (I actually finished the math one first!), the next report I'm doing today is the survival of the fittest concept from Lord of the Flies.

Need some help? ;P

I'm already two pages in . All I have to do with this report is just throw a ton of cited works in there, make a works cited page, then click "print"