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So, I'm going to use this thread to post about some of the funny stuff my daughter says.... feel free to post any stories of young kids saying funny stuff that you've heard as well


So, today Gabby (my oldest daughter) farted while she was playing and we're potty training her right now so I was going to make sure she didn't need to poop.
Me: "Gabby, do you need to poop?"
Gabby: "Nope, just fart."
So, I'm going to use this thread to post about some of the funny stuff my daughter says.... feel free to post any stories of young kids saying funny stuff that you've heard as well


So, today Gabby (my oldest daughter) farted while she was playing and we're potty training her right now so I was going to make sure she didn't need to poop.
Me: "Gabby, do you need to poop?"
Gabby: "Nope, just fart."

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I found another one from my facebook page....

"Gabby is a princess. Lydia is a princess. Mommy is a princess."
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"DADDY IS A PRINCESS"

yup, it's true. I'm a princess
I found another one from my facebook page....

"Gabby is a princess. Lydia is a princess. Mommy is a princess."
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"DADDY IS A PRINCESS"

yup, it's true. I'm a princess

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lmao that's pretty funny. Here's a convo between my niece (she's 6) and nephew. (he's 2)

Niece: Wanna watch T.V.?
Nephew: NO.
Niece: Wanna play a game with me?
Nephew: NO.
Niece: Wanna cookie? (my nephew LOOOOOOOOVES cookies)
Nephew: NO.....erm.......uh.....*super loud crying noise*

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lmao that's pretty funny. Here's a convo between my niece (she's 6) and nephew. (he's 2)

Niece: Wanna watch T.V.?
Nephew: NO.
Niece: Wanna play a game with me?
Nephew: NO.
Niece: Wanna cookie? (my nephew LOOOOOOOOVES cookies)
Nephew: NO.....erm.......uh.....*super loud crying noise*

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Lmao, here's a convo between me and my cousin.

cousin- HEY MOVE I'M WATCHING TV
me- its only spongebob...
cousin- BUT ITS THE SPONGEBOB MOOOOOOOOVIE

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Lmao, here's a convo between me and my cousin.

cousin- HEY MOVE I'M WATCHING TV
me- its only spongebob...
cousin- BUT ITS THE SPONGEBOB MOOOOOOOOVIE

This
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Lol Geeo she sounds cute.  I have a 4 year old little sister and she is just exiting the potty training stage.  When she goes number 2 on the potty she always asks for candy.  Sadly at the beginning we had to bribe her with candy to at least sit on the potty...  Sadly I'm the only one trying to not let her have candy.  It's becoming a problem since it's the only thing she wants to eat....

One funny thing she says to our male visitors is "You want to take a bath with me?"   She even said this to our minister....  >.<

She's also in the stage of not wanting to wear cloths so she tends to try to get away with not having cloths on when people are around.  We have to quickly stop her before she gets anywhere with taking off her cloths.

It's funny when kids don't know what is right and wrong.

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Lol Geeo she sounds cute.  I have a 4 year old little sister and she is just exiting the potty training stage.  When she goes number 2 on the potty she always asks for candy.  Sadly at the beginning we had to bribe her with candy to at least sit on the potty...  Sadly I'm the only one trying to not let her have candy.  It's becoming a problem since it's the only thing she wants to eat....

One funny thing she says to our male visitors is "You want to take a bath with me?"   She even said this to our minister....  >.<

She's also in the stage of not wanting to wear cloths so she tends to try to get away with not having cloths on when people are around.  We have to quickly stop her before she gets anywhere with taking off her cloths.

It's funny when kids don't know what is right and wrong.

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Those are funny and cute. You gotta love how little kids can act sometimes.
Those are funny and cute. You gotta love how little kids can act sometimes.

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RequiemHaunt : yeah.... we're right in the middle of the bribing stage. It's working though. She didn't have an accident ALL day today which is a first. We're making progress!
RequiemHaunt : yeah.... we're right in the middle of the bribing stage. It's working though. She didn't have an accident ALL day today which is a first. We're making progress!

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geeogree : We never had problems with accidents.  She just was stubborn and excellent with bladder control!  She would refuse to go to the bathroom for days until we had to break out the medicines.  That was never fun.  My brother and I were the same way though lol!  Even if my little sister is adopted she a lot like the rest of the family~

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Hahaha my little 2 year old cousin does that
she'll call everyone kings.
=3 i'm a king.

Hahaha my little 2 year old cousin does that
she'll call everyone kings.
=3 i'm a king.

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Well this isn't what my little sister said but what she did.  I was going into my room to write and she wanted to go with me.  We told her to finish her snack first then she could come with me.  By the time I reached the hallway she had gulped everything down and ran next to me... o.O

That was a big laugh until she got a tummy ach from it.

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Well this isn't what my little sister said but what she did.  I was going into my room to write and she wanted to go with me.  We told her to finish her snack first then she could come with me.  By the time I reached the hallway she had gulped everything down and ran next to me... o.O

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Ages ago, my nephew said this;

Me: Wanna play with the bulldozer? (in sign language.)
Nephew: Yeees! push me around!
Me: Alright, get on. (by gesture.)
Nephew: NOOOO GOING TOOOO FAST *CRIES*

(I assumed what he was saying by judging his mouth and expression. =P)
Ages ago, my nephew said this;

Me: Wanna play with the bulldozer? (in sign language.)
Nephew: Yeees! push me around!
Me: Alright, get on. (by gesture.)
Nephew: NOOOO GOING TOOOO FAST *CRIES*

(I assumed what he was saying by judging his mouth and expression. =P)

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this wasn't very funny... more cute.

My daughter was playing in the living room by herself and I heard her start singing "Twinkle Twinkle".... it was adorable. I didn't know she actually knew all the words yet.
this wasn't very funny... more cute.

My daughter was playing in the living room by herself and I heard her start singing "Twinkle Twinkle".... it was adorable. I didn't know she actually knew all the words yet.

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Ok this happened over the weekend.

First my little sister learned the whole "The Yellow Submarine" song by watching the movie over and over and over again for a whole week all day long each day.  So now she can sing that fully.

She also now has her first knock knock joke she made up.

her: "Knock knock"  me: "Who's there?"  her: "Wall E"  me:  "Wall E who?"  her:  "knock knock joke!~" she then laughs like crazy.  

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Ok this happened over the weekend.

First my little sister learned the whole "The Yellow Submarine" song by watching the movie over and over and over again for a whole week all day long each day.  So now she can sing that fully.

She also now has her first knock knock joke she made up.

her: "Knock knock"  me: "Who's there?"  her: "Wall E"  me:  "Wall E who?"  her:  "knock knock joke!~" she then laughs like crazy.  

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Well geeo you are known to act like a princess lol jk But it's amazing what kids can say sometimes

Well geeo you are known to act like a princess lol jk But it's amazing what kids can say sometimes







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At least she didn't call you a Queen, lol.
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Next time my nieces are over, I'll listen for if they say anything funny. Too bad the youngest doesn't talk a whole lot yet (at least, not a whole lot that can be understood).

Next time my nieces are over, I'll listen for if they say anything funny. Too bad the youngest doesn't talk a whole lot yet (at least, not a whole lot that can be understood).

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geeogree :

a few days ago, I was riding in the car with my 3-year-old cousin who was poking and prodding me, pulling my ear and such, and I was telling him to quit it, and you know what he said? "Stop complaining!"

LOL.

You look up into the sky, and see a curious form flying down towards you. It is a Hydreigon, and it lands in front of you and says...

geeogree :

a few days ago, I was riding in the car with my 3-year-old cousin who was poking and prodding me, pulling my ear and such, and I was telling him to quit it, and you know what he said? "Stop complaining!"

LOL.

The Hydreigon looks hungry... why not feed it before it leaves? Click on it!

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epic-san : Lol my little sister does that all the time. Also when she is screaming for fun and we tell her not to she will say "Stop yelling your being a bad girl!". She does not like to listen to people I just can't wait to see what happens at school lol~

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epic-san : Lol my little sister does that all the time. Also when she is screaming for fun and we tell her not to she will say "Stop yelling your being a bad girl!". She does not like to listen to people I just can't wait to see what happens at school lol~

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so, Gabby had a choice between 2 types of pull-ups, princess or toy story and she picked toy story. Now, every time she is getting ready for bed she gets to put on her "Buzz Lightyear Panties".
so, Gabby had a choice between 2 types of pull-ups, princess or toy story and she picked toy story. Now, every time she is getting ready for bed she gets to put on her "Buzz Lightyear Panties".

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she also says "I'm too sexy for my shirt"

because of Prince Charming in Shrek 2. The part at the end where they have far far away idol.
she also says "I'm too sexy for my shirt"

because of Prince Charming in Shrek 2. The part at the end where they have far far away idol.

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