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Funniest Joke of the Month
if you post the funniest joke you get paid a total of 200 viz. this contest is monthly
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07-02-11 04:15 PM
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   Who will post the funniest joke. after each month i will judge the posts and pay the winner. make sure you post ones that make me and others cry of laughter!!!
   Who will post the funniest joke. after each month i will judge the posts and pay the winner. make sure you post ones that make me and others cry of laughter!!!
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07-02-11 08:22 PM
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Find out what men really mean when they say..."I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
Find out what men really mean when they say..."I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
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07-02-11 09:59 PM
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That's funny! NintendoPower24
That's funny! NintendoPower24
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There's an atheist walking through the woods admiring everything mother nature had made. He says,"Thank you Mother Nature for the trees and the grass and the water and the fresh air". Suddenly a grizzly bear jumps out from behind a large rock and yells."RAAAWWWWRRR". The atheist yells "OH MY GOD!!!!!". 



Time stops and God appears before the atheist and says, "You called?" The atheist says, "Yea I was about to be killed by this bear and I was wondering since your here, if you could stop the bear from attacking me?" God says. "Now why should I help you? You don't believe in me, you don't tell others about me, you don't do anything for me." The atheist says to God, "Well I'm not going to become a Christian any time soon, so if your not going to help me, can you at least make the bear a Christian?" "Alright I'll do that", God says. So then God disappears, and time starts up again. The bear gets down on it's knees, and prays to God saying, "Thank you Lord for this meal I am about to receive".

There's an atheist walking through the woods admiring everything mother nature had made. He says,"Thank you Mother Nature for the trees and the grass and the water and the fresh air". Suddenly a grizzly bear jumps out from behind a large rock and yells."RAAAWWWWRRR". The atheist yells "OH MY GOD!!!!!". 



Time stops and God appears before the atheist and says, "You called?" The atheist says, "Yea I was about to be killed by this bear and I was wondering since your here, if you could stop the bear from attacking me?" God says. "Now why should I help you? You don't believe in me, you don't tell others about me, you don't do anything for me." The atheist says to God, "Well I'm not going to become a Christian any time soon, so if your not going to help me, can you at least make the bear a Christian?" "Alright I'll do that", God says. So then God disappears, and time starts up again. The bear gets down on it's knees, and prays to God saying, "Thank you Lord for this meal I am about to receive".

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07-24-11 08:55 PM
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thats a good one!!! i will award a winner 2morrow just becuz this contest is 4ever so...
thats a good one!!! i will award a winner 2morrow just becuz this contest is 4ever so...
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   CHICKEN s***!!!
   CHICKEN s***!!!
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10-23-11 01:32 PM
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Why do women have boobs?
- So you got something to look at when your talking to them.
Why do women have boobs?
- So you got something to look at when your talking to them.
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heres one
one day a kindergardener had a homework assignment to do it was to find the first 4 letters of the alphabet.first he asked his sister she said "shut up". then he asked his brother who is a year younger than him who was watching batman he said "dunununu Batman" then he asked his crazy grandfather who said "64 64!" then he asked his mom who was singing a song while taking out the trash singing "in the garbage in the garbage"

then he went back to school and the teacher asked what were the 4 letters he said "shut up". the teacher said Who do you think you are? the kid said "dunununu Batman".the teacher said how many detentions do you want? the kid said "64 64!". the teacher then said where do you live.the kid said "in the garbage in the garbage"

heres one
one day a kindergardener had a homework assignment to do it was to find the first 4 letters of the alphabet.first he asked his sister she said "shut up". then he asked his brother who is a year younger than him who was watching batman he said "dunununu Batman" then he asked his crazy grandfather who said "64 64!" then he asked his mom who was singing a song while taking out the trash singing "in the garbage in the garbage"

then he went back to school and the teacher asked what were the 4 letters he said "shut up". the teacher said Who do you think you are? the kid said "dunununu Batman".the teacher said how many detentions do you want? the kid said "64 64!". the teacher then said where do you live.the kid said "in the garbage in the garbage"

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Marcmoney : Been watching Family Guy lately?
Marcmoney : Been watching Family Guy lately?
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rcarter2 : That's the joke lol.  It is from Family Guy.
rcarter2 : That's the joke lol.  It is from Family Guy.
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