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06-12-11 06:35 PM
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This is the one thread I always wanted to make, but was too scared of offending somebody.

So, lets get it started!

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket?
With a blender!

How do you get them out?
Tortilla Chips!
This is the one thread I always wanted to make, but was too scared of offending somebody.

So, lets get it started!

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket?
With a blender!

How do you get them out?
Tortilla Chips!
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06-12-11 06:40 PM
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Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken.
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... I eat dead babies. 

That is all.
... I eat dead babies. 

That is all.
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06-12-11 06:44 PM
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What's the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage!
What's the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage!
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The first dead baby joke ever written.


The first dead baby joke ever written.
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What's the difference between a cake and a baby?
I don't need to wait for a special occasion to eat a baby.
What's the difference between a cake and a baby?
I don't need to wait for a special occasion to eat a baby.
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How many babies did it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because they all fell to their deaths.
How many babies did it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because they all fell to their deaths.
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06-12-11 07:20 PM
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How do you paint a house with babies?
Depends on how hard you throw them!
How do you paint a house with babies?
Depends on how hard you throw them!
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sorry alex.... I'm probably the one person that has access to this forum that isn't going to like this thread.

I don't think dead baby jokes are funny.
sorry alex.... I'm probably the one person that has access to this forum that isn't going to like this thread.

I don't think dead baby jokes are funny.
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