And I'm not talking about stealing change from your parents' piggy bank. Something that would have gotten you in trouble with the law. And don't worry, this thread isn't a trap.


I've had a beer while driving. Once. It was only one. I was no where near even feeling a slight buzz, and I was driving a short distance. To a store I think. Even if I was so messed up and did hit someone, it was in Killeen, TX. I think I would have been doing the world a favor.
I have driven a little intoxicated a few times, but I don't think to the point where I would have gotten a DUI.

Had open bottles in my car going to Austin one night, but I was with two other buddys. One wanted to drink, so I made the other drive. If something happened, I wasn't about to let myself get busted.¬_¬ We did get pulled over that night, because my plate light was out. We had three open bottles and we hid them. One officer was talking to the buddy driving while another, a female, was probing the inside of my car like hell, TRYING to find SOMETHING. She never did see the bottles. We got lucky.

For the record. I'm not one to drink and drive.


Your turn, Vizzed...

I don't really do anything illegal like stealing from a store, smoking dope, or anything like that, but I do download torrents like crazy. That's all I can say.

I've stolen from a store a few times (combined worth of around 32 dollars)

I've been drunk underage (who hasn't)

I've been in a car that drove 103 mph on the highway, as well as only 32 mph.

Cyro Xero : Driving after any beers isn't that safe. You said you're not one to drink and drive but you've been a little intoxicated? That's not cool.

My friend was killed by a drunk driver while he was on his bike... on a sidewalk.

I have strong feelings about drinking and operating a motor vehicle, even if it's a short distance or you've only had a beer or three.

Well... Hmm...

I've been illegally drunk twice, underage, and both time been in public too, around with groups of friends, of course, or I would've been caught already!

I've drove a car without permission or license, and I was underage too! I never crashed or drove like a kid. Nobody suspected!

Let's see, anything else...

Oh yeah, I stole over one thousand dollars from my parents. (I don't know if that's illegal, but it's big enough to be mentioned.)

I've gotten in fights that would've thrown me in juvie... 'Nuff said!

I've set someone's yard on fire. And been drunk and in possession of many illegal substances.

Stole some gum when I was 10 years old, nine to ten years ago, when the security at a super market was not as good as today.

I've done far more than i will ever mention. Been to jail a few times. I've stolen, I've assaulted, used multiple illegal substances. Then something amazing happened, i grew up. I was kinda weirded out by it myself. All those stupid things I've done in the past come back to haunt me sometimes. I also agree with the drunk driving most irresponsible thing you can do. My best friend was killed by a drunk driver when I was 18.

Ummmm...it's surprisingly hard to think of anything...I stole a balloon once-no wait that was Spongebob...I drank underage a couple times (whoopdy doo), I sometimes have a concealed weapon on me, knife in my pocket, real scary stuff . Downloaded hundreds of free copies of anime, movies, games, etc.. I've defaced a school building with a paintball gun.

I've also pulled a tag off a couch once in a furniture store. Yeah, look out for me I'm a hardened criminal C

I'm underage and I drive without a license. Illegally download stuff... I always have a pocket knife with me, just for self defense in case a stranger tries to do something bad.

Ive drank underage...Wrote my name and a whooooooole lot of stuff on my school...I took my pocket knife to school when someone threatened my life.
Hardcore criminals FTW!

I've drank alcohol while being 18 instead of 19, but I've never snuck into a bar or purchased alcohol while underaged. I'm too afraid of being I.D.'ed. I've never been super drunk anyways.
Animeistro : Oh you.

I've never been "in possession" of marijuana. Technically it is still illegal to use it at all, but the police will only arrest you if you have an ounce or more. (It's a waste of everyone's time for it to be illegal in the first place, but whatever. Legality does not necessarily equal morality.)

I've been in a vehicle with more people than allowed; the driver didn't have a license to have more than one passenger. We actually got pulled over by the police once and got a ticket... Sucks. Probably one of the stupider things they could pull someone over for.

big fat cat : Whoo yeah, hardcore criminals FTW!

I've stolen from Walmart and lied to my mom about a fight that occurred in the vicinity of our home (involving me and an enemy of mine).

I never really broke the law, but I did steal a book from a book fair at school

I stole 8 batteries, and I stole a airhead when I was around 6. But I never got caught because I'm so good at what I do. I've also drunk underage but thats original when it comes to new years.

I have trespassed, shoplifted something(s) totaling to no more than 15 bucks because of a dare, made an illegal u-turn on some street that had plenty of room(however there were double lines) no1 was around it was @ night and I missed my turn in a hurry..., thats pretty much it. Although a concealed weapon sounds like a good idea.

I will plea the 5th lol Just because we dont know if there are any cops social engernering us on this wonderful site.....furthermore who wants to get caught cause they posted in a forum. Yes I'm Paranoid, No im not a nark ^^

Yes, I am a cop, now all of you will be arrested for your crimes. This was a trap jk.

Actually I have never done something against the law, whether it be downloading or real life things. I have never consumed any alcohol and I hopefully will never break the law. Although I guess speeding is "against the law" so if I ever went above the speed limit on accident that may count.

diabeticzach : As I said in my first post, this thread isn't a trap. I doubt anyone here (active at least) is a cop. Police don't go on internet sites for evidence, especially for the things we've list here so far. Unless it's something serious like murder or rape you should worry. Or, maybe that's why you're silent.

I would include going over the speed limit in my list, but just about everybody does it, and I do it so often I can count the number of times I've driving only under or at the limit on both hands. I'm talking only 5-10 over, not somethings excessive like 20-30 and beyond (although I've done that, too).