Hey now... let's keep this positive... this is to learn not to slander... I have my opinions too... I just know to keep them to myself. I don't want to see anymore of that in my threads or I'll report you.

I know they stole our bacon and pronounce "Z" as "Zed"

grimthejester : the ones i watch on youtube make dirty joke's every 30 seconds does that count

Send me some links... I like stereotyped Canadian youtube videos.

I know that a lot of them speak French and that their Hockey teams are really good.

Hrm... Well... I think they live in a igloo. They go fishing by sawing a hole in the ice. It's EXTREMELY cold up there, and they say 'eh?' all of the time. Their national sport is both hockey and lacrosse. Most speak both french and english. Um.. 
Oh, yeah, they also wear lumberjack hats! And moleskin. They love chopping down trees.. god bless them for that. 
Hmm... Oh, they make maple syrup too. They have a marijuana symbol on their red/white flag. What else..? 
Meh, I don't know. Wow, I know a lot about Canadians!

Being Canadian myself, I'm getting a kick at reading a couple of these posts. :>

I know it is also called british columbia, I can name a few species that are native there, I know they speak french there, people are known to leave doors unlocked, maple syrup is often used on foods?
here are some fun facts, jokes:

Most CANADIANS are FRIENDLY and PLEASANT to SPEAK WITH.
POUTINE is FRENCH FRIES with GRAVY & CHEESE from QUEBEC where they speak GERMAN!
SUMMER in CANADA is when it stops snowing and there it's called JULY!
Canadian bacon is called BACK BACON because it's BACON sent BACK from AMERICAN factories because it LOOKS FUNNY!
CANADA is entirely made of SNOW and ROAD SAND!

There is a SECRET STRIP MINE in NEW BRUNSWICK that was dug to MINE
FISH! When it failed, the GOVERNMENT in ONTARIO pretended that it was a
city named MONCTON! Amazingly, MOST CANADIANS believe that this "city"
named "Moncton" actually exists!
Contrary to popular American belief, today nearly 3 out of 10 Canadian households have WORKING TOILETS!

The ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTIES are neither ROYAL nor CANADIAN nor MOUNTED
ON A PLAQUE! They are actually SMALL LITHUANIAN APES trained to sniff
out DRUG SMUGGLERS! They wear the BRIGHT RED UNIFORMS to FOOL DRUG
SMUGGLERS into thinking that they are only EMBARASSED!
The worst drug in CANADA is the dreaded POUTINE!
MOUNTIES have BIG HATS because there's a BOTTLE OF MOLSONS in there!

It is ILLEGAL to own a GUN in Canada! However, you are REQUIRED to own
a SNOWMOBILE and a HAT WITH WOOLY EARFLAPS under PAIN of DEATH!
CANADIAN MASS MURDERERS usually target ELK!

In both AMERICA and CANADA, a "bus" is a cheap form of public
transport. However, in CANADA, it is also used to transport HORDES OF
RABID BABOONS to the SLAUGHTERHOUSE to make POUTINE! Make sure you know
which bus is which before boarding!

In CANADA, it is ILLEGAL to SET A PERSON ON FIRE, yet LEGAL to put that
SAME FIRE OUT, which is the EXACT OPPOSITE of AMERICAN law!
There's a city in SASKATCHEWAN named MOOSE JAW! Do you believe that s***? What's up with that anyway??
In CANADA it is illegal to own an SUV! Also a TV! Also, HOSPITALS cannot give you IVs! This is because CANADIANS HATE INITIALS!
When in Montreal, make friends by asking every passerby "Hey, Frenchy, where's the Eiffel Tower?"

Canadians do NOT pronounce "About" as if it were "Aboot"! In fact, the
Canadian language DOES NOT HAVE THE WORD "ABOUT"! If a CANADIAN says
"aboot," he probably means "a large shoe."
When dried in the sun, POUTINE makes a great DRIVEWAY SEALANT PATCH!
CANADIAN "TELLY" ("TV" to AMERICANS) contains 24 hours of programming without ANY ACTUAL ENTERTAINMENT!
It is ILLEGAL in Canada to use the letter "O" without putting a "U" after it! (As in "Colour" or "Poutine" or "Filthy Whoure")

In the 1680s FRANCE transported from Europe to Canada in small fragile
ships with valiant crews EVERY LAST BIT OF DIRT NOW IN QUEBEC!

If you want to get the full attention of a waiter in MONTREAL, it's
customary to speak in their native GERMAN and yell "Hey garcon whose
tete is made of MERDE!" and throw a FORK at him. DO NOT THROW A
SPOON--this is considered an insult!

Always remind Canadians that "If it weren't for AMERICA you'd all be
speaking RUSSIAN!" even if it's not technically true or even insane.
If a Canadian complains about AMERICA, scream "Margaret Trudeau was a s***!" and smile triumphantly at his baffled silence.
The WOODCHUCK is a TERRESTRIAL DAY-ACTIVE ANIMAL, and a denizen of SNOWY CLIMES!
"French Toast" is neither FRENCH nor TOAST nor involves Canada in ANY WAY!


EVERY HOCKEY FAN in Canada is TOTALLY GAY! If you don't believe me,
walk up to one after his TEAM HAS LOST THE GAME and HE'S DRUNK, and say
"I hear you and the Leafs are SO TOTALLY GAY!" If he beats you to a
BLOODY PULP, that just PROVES IT!
CANADIANS have a GOVERNMENT-SPONSORED HEALTH CARE PLAN that WORKS!
The average American "Happy Meal" could feed a Canadian family of nine for a MONTH!
In Canada, GERBILS are called CARIBOU!
TORONTO is really in MICHIGAN!
What an AMERICAN calls a "TREE" a CANADIAN calls a "TREE"! WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!?!


In an average month, a CANADIAN makes TEN TIMES what the average
AMERICAN makes! However, they are paid in CANADIAN BEAVER PELTS, so in
real terms they actually make LESS than their own BEAVERS do!

Every Canadian is given a radioactive MAPLE LEAF TATTOO right on their
FOREHEAD so that the EVIL OVERLORDS in ONTARIO can TRACK them! But it's
only visible if you're from ONTARIO!
If you go ANYWHERE in the WORLD and say "I'm from CANADA" instead of "I'm from AMERICA" you're 900% less likely to be KILLED!

Hm lets see we say eh all the time
our police men ride horses
It's cold all the time!
Oh and were so nice we will even
cut our arms off for someone.
by the way i'm canadian.

I know that on the back of their money they have children playing hockey.
Thank you How I Met Your Mother

They love their hockey, it is cold weather most of the time, their police ride on horses, and they love the word EH.

there better than american's AND I AM AMREICAN

grimthejester : well i know that most of canada was founded by france,after the 7 years war with britain which took place in europe and america france ceded much of her empire to britain which saw canada being controlled by one nation.
Exploration,expansion,pelt trade and land grants saw a boom in imigration.during the highland clearances in scotland imigration soared as displaced scots looked for a new home that reminded them of there old one. The west of canada was reserved as hunting and fur trade ground and the trapers began to get in violent confrontation due to the settlers moving into it.
When expansion reached its peak the territories were merged into a block known as canada.a process of gradual autonomy began.

Canada,while under british control had one major war with the usa. Britain and america were in disagreement as britain blocked her trade to europe and european colonies.in retribution america invaded canada in 1812 but were promptly thrown back an uk/canadian forces advanced into america,this happened a few times.neither side would agree to the others peace terms.the usa wanted the uk to give them the south of canada,the uk wanted the usa to give its northern teritories back to the native americans to form a buffer region.
The war came to a climax when british/canadian forces landed in the us capitol, washington dc.they knem the us would send a huge army to retake it so they chose to loot and pillage the area.they took evertything of worth from the white house,then torched it.the same fate met much of the surrounding area.
When us forces returned they found a blackened waste land.they painted the presidential house to hide the scars of the defeat,and it is now known as the white house(very little of the original whitehouse furnishings have ever been returned)
The war ended with neither side making any gains but in terms of casualtys the usa were far worse off.
Today canada has around 35 million people.a little under half are french speakers(first language).the greater half speak english and are primarily of scottish descent(with obvious hints like nova scotia and the highland army regiments,plus tartan day)many of the french speakers feel they are less represented by the english speakers,and parts of canada are largely divided,where the french speakers live and where the english speakers live.as a result there are calls to split canada,an independent french side and an independent english (speaking)side.
Canada retains the british monarch as there own,i belive with the queen on your money,you are a member of the commonwealth of nations,a major exporter of grain,affluent in oil and diamonds,and despite being smaller than britain,have a much larger carbon emission level.you also produce around 80% of the worlds maple syrup,resulting in you putting the maple leave on your flag.most importantly you produced the canadian spruce that is on the facing of my acoustic guitar.
It was a canadian who invented basketball,net ball and i think volleyball.
Well,thats all i can recall without looking stuff up.it dosent really count though because im not american.
Oh,and lol at the other comments.