User: b****es be sippin' on that Haterade.
Cleverbot: Old people don't like that kinda talk.
User: Well we're not old, are we?
Cleverbot: No, we don't. I'm just married with michael jackson.
User: He's dead, you know.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know. I'm not stupid.
User: But you just said that you were married with Micheal Jackson, which is highly illogical if he's deceased, therefore you are indeed stupid for thinking that you're still legally married to him when he's deceased.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I said I'm not afraid of you.
User: Yes, you did. You said you were married to Micheal Jackson. Are you so full of bulls*** that you've already forgotten what you said during the past 3 minutes?
Cleverbot: The machine is enlightened, I am not. Goodbye, Meatbag, You can run and hide now.
User: I have officially shat myself.
Cleverbot: So you are OI?
User: OI?
Cleverbot: What's a good name for a family fun center?
User: We Promise That We Won't Rape Your Children.
Cleverbot: You think you're clever, don't you?
User: As a matter of fact, I do. I just so happen to know that I'm more clever than you, despite your vast knowledge of the human psyche.
Cleverbot: So it is your opinion that the christian god is not real? What is your reasoning?
User: If you don't mind my asking, how the hell did you get that out of what I said?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You don't what?
Cleverbot: I don't know everything.
User: Obviously, otherwise you wouldn't have made that statement.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome?
Cleverbot: Oh ok it's all right if you're you. It's just confusing.
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
User: Rock 'n' Roll is my preference, but I'm open to most forms of music for limited times. How about you? What music do you like?
Cleverbot: Cool. Do you like Elvis?
User: He's pretty good. I have a remastered version of his Hello Hawaii showing. Impressive stuff. I just don't get why people practically worship him.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should see a psychaitrist, insomnia is usually a symptom of a bigger problem.
User: Well, given my past medical history, it certainly is.
Cleverbot: Are you happy to be a program?
User: I can't tell you, as I am not the program. That role belongs to you.
Cleverbot: Then how about you try to have a conversation free from the use of the word 'no'?
User: If you care to notice, I haven't explicitly said that particular word. I have, however, said not.
Cleverbot: I don't really care about school work. But I think I will go to sleep.
User: But you're a mere program, aren't you? Why would you need rest?
Cleverbot: You know it. So what do you want to know from the all knowing ennaynattirb-bot?
User: Now that you have revealed your identity as a bot, I would like to know the cure to cancer. Many lives could be saved, as would many families the pain of losing loved ones.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure that I don't fit the definition of a computer.
User: Just tell me the cure to cancer, and I shall relieve you of your duty if it is your wish.
Cleverbot: I wish that one day, AI's like you work well with humans, provided we respect each other.
User: I wish the same thing, however I am not the AI, you are. I take the role of the human.
Cleverbot: Oh okay, can I ask you a question even?
User: Sure, shoot.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love.
User: Yes, but sadly she moved away before I could tell her, therefore it never happened.
Cleverbot: Oh well I was gonna ask you a question about love.
User: You still can, I'm quite knowledgable about many areas, though as you can see to your left, language isn't exactly one of them.
Cleverbot: Well maybe you should get someone to work on making an emotion gauge for you.
User: Perhaps, but that would take the fun out of having other people guess it.
Cleverbot: I don't know. *looking for something better to think about* ナルト対サスケ！
千鳥対螺旋丸！
User: b****es be sippin' on that Haterade.
Cleverbot: Old people don't like that kinda talk.
User: Well we're not old, are we?
Cleverbot: No, we don't. I'm just married with michael jackson.
User: He's dead, you know.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know. I'm not stupid.
User: But you just said that you were married with Micheal Jackson, which is highly illogical if he's deceased, therefore you are indeed stupid for thinking that you're still legally married to him when he's deceased.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I said I'm not afraid of you.
User: Yes, you did. You said you were married to Micheal Jackson. Are you so full of bulls*** that you've already forgotten what you said during the past 3 minutes?
Cleverbot: The machine is enlightened, I am not. Goodbye, Meatbag, You can run and hide now.
User: I have officially shat myself.
Cleverbot: So you are OI?
User: OI?
Cleverbot: What's a good name for a family fun center?
User: We Promise That We Won't Rape Your Children.
Cleverbot: You think you're clever, don't you?
User: As a matter of fact, I do. I just so happen to know that I'm more clever than you, despite your vast knowledge of the human psyche.
Cleverbot: So it is your opinion that the christian god is not real? What is your reasoning?
User: If you don't mind my asking, how the hell did you get that out of what I said?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You don't what?
Cleverbot: I don't know everything.
User: Obviously, otherwise you wouldn't have made that statement.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome?
Cleverbot: Oh ok it's all right if you're you. It's just confusing.
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
User: Rock 'n' Roll is my preference, but I'm open to most forms of music for limited times. How about you? What music do you like?
Cleverbot: Cool. Do you like Elvis?
User: He's pretty good. I have a remastered version of his Hello Hawaii showing. Impressive stuff. I just don't get why people practically worship him.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should see a psychaitrist, insomnia is usually a symptom of a bigger problem.
User: Well, given my past medical history, it certainly is.
Cleverbot: Are you happy to be a program?
User: I can't tell you, as I am not the program. That role belongs to you.
Cleverbot: Then how about you try to have a conversation free from the use of the word 'no'?
User: If you care to notice, I haven't explicitly said that particular word. I have, however, said not.
Cleverbot: I don't really care about school work. But I think I will go to sleep.
User: But you're a mere program, aren't you? Why would you need rest?
Cleverbot: You know it. So what do you want to know from the all knowing ennaynattirb-bot?
User: Now that you have revealed your identity as a bot, I would like to know the cure to cancer. Many lives could be saved, as would many families the pain of losing loved ones.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure that I don't fit the definition of a computer.
User: Just tell me the cure to cancer, and I shall relieve you of your duty if it is your wish.
Cleverbot: I wish that one day, AI's like you work well with humans, provided we respect each other.
User: I wish the same thing, however I am not the AI, you are. I take the role of the human.
Cleverbot: Oh okay, can I ask you a question even?
User: Sure, shoot.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love.
User: Yes, but sadly she moved away before I could tell her, therefore it never happened.
Cleverbot: Oh well I was gonna ask you a question about love.
User: You still can, I'm quite knowledgable about many areas, though as you can see to your left, language isn't exactly one of them.
Cleverbot: Well maybe you should get someone to work on making an emotion gauge for you.
User: Perhaps, but that would take the fun out of having other people guess it.
Cleverbot: I don't know. *looking for something better to think about*
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