I want to make an RP similar to the game Zork. If you don't know what that game is, it's basically a text-based RPG where you could choose your own path, etc. You can play a less serious, more humorous version here: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Zork

Anyway, the game will start off with Ted. Ted's a 16 year old guy who likes heavy metal, eating, and rocking the night away on his electric pan flute. Please not that you do not play Ted himself. No one does. You refer to him in third person, like "Ted is going to get some milk", or "Ted decided to draw a monkey on the wall". Anyway, have fun with this, and I will start the game off.

THE GAME:
It's a sunny Saturday morning. Ted has been woken up by the neighborhood squirrels and that psychotic alcoholic guy that's always running around the streets chanting "IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP!" Ted realizes he's quite hungry. He decides to go downstairs and have some breakfast. For breakfast, he will have: (pick only one then continue the game)

-Scrambled eggs, bacon, and toast
-A bag of sour cream and onion potato chips, a bottle of whiskey and some breath mints
-A Poptart
-This onion that was under the dinner table
-Nothing. Ted needs no food!

jmc1097 : Ted eats the onion he found under the dinner table

You didn't elaborate or give options =/

Anyway, Ted ate the onion and has food poisoning now. Luckily he gets better from taking 5 gallons of Pepto Bismol and is now going to go outside. Outside he notices a carnival. He decides to:

-Go to the carnival to beat up all the clowns
-Go to the carnival and steal loads of cotton candy
-Go to the carnival and act like an elephant
-Avoid the carnival at all costs
-All of the above.

Ted shall go to the carnival and act like an elephant. But alas! someone notices him. What does he do?

-continue to act like an elephant
-stop
-run away
-talk to the person that noticed him
-act nonchalant

Ted talked to the person who noticed him, the person was a young male about Teds age who was a close friend of Ted. He laughed at Ted for acting like an elephant and asked him what his plans were for the rest of the day Ted Replied:

-I'm gonna see a movie what's out?
-I'm heading to school what are you gonna do?
-I'm gonna be very destructive i wanna blow something up...
-None of your business I'd rather you just leave me alone today, Thanks...

Ted says "I'm gonna be very destructive I wanna blow something up" to the friend of Ted and the friend is now afraid. He thinks Ted is a terrorist now and is going to report him to the FBI. Ted decides to:

-Sit down on the curb and cry
-Get out a knife and stab the former friend of Ted in the throat
-Scream and run around in circles
-Parachute into the FBI headquarters and tapdance and sing a song on how Ted is innocent and the friend is exaggerating.

Ted Parachuted into the FBI Headquarters tap dancing and singing like a madman of his innocence and the exaggeration of his very close friend. The FBI director draws his gun on Ted and the rest of the agents follow his lead, Ted having come prepared has strapped a bomb onto himself and reveals it to the agents whilst holding a detonator. Ted decides to:

- (in a maniacal laughing tone) "Alright We're Going To Play A Little Game Boys And Girls!!!"
- Walk out of the headquarters shaking his hand with the finger caressing the detonator button
- (in a maniacal laughing tone) "You Are Gonna Do Exactly As I Say Or This Whole Place Is Gonna Go BOOM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
-Throws down a list of demands to the director and threatens everyones life if everything is not followed

Ted decides to throw a list of demands to the director and threatens everyone's life if every request is not followed. The director then kicks Ted in the throat, beats him with a crowbar, and handcuffs him. Oh noez! The FBI director was also a cop! Ted is now in prison under terrorism and hostage charges. Ted decides to:

-Play the harmonica in his cell
-Try to make friends with the psychotic, mentally unstable criminal bunking with him
-Try to escape Hannibal Lecter style
-Repeatedly scream "MOO!" on the top of his lungs until the cops get annoyed and let him out.

With Ted now locked up in prison he decides to try and befriend his psychotic, mentally unstable criminal cellmate, looking bad as the psychotic, mentally unstable criminal attempts to mark his territory and claim Ted as his property he lashes out at Ted with a sharpened plastic object, Ted has no choice but to fight back, Ted decides to:

-Wait For An Opportunity To Strike To Disarm The Psychotic, Mentally Unstable Criminal
-Charge The Psychotic, Mentally Unstable Criminal Almost Beating Him To His Death
-Apprehends The Psychotic, Mentally Unstable Criminal And Stabs Him With His Own Sharpened Object
-Fake A Heart Attack And Play Dead

Ted fakes a heart attack and plays dead, and surprise! The criminal is now in tears because he thinks he killed Ted, and the cops decide to let Ted go! HUZZAH! Ted wants to get this party started! That's right, he decides to hold a party at the dump. To begin his party, he'll buy:

-A pack of ponchos
-Cheetos
-A puppy the party guests can beat to death (if you pick this you are a cruel cruel person)
-A banana hat

Ted Purchases a Banana hat and begins decorating for his party at the dump, with broken tattered christmas lights (as it is the holidays) and ornaments hanging from the lights he hangs from chainlinked gates an old brown christmas tree that stands fairly withered away with nothing but a broken star at the very top, Ted finds a dirty punch bowl and in a compacted trash pile that happens to still be intact he rinses it out with a water hose and fills it with eggnog. The hour has come for his party to begin and his guests to arrive but Ted isn't ready yet, he still needs someone to DJ his party and he needs more refreshments Ted Decides to:

- Force The First People To Arrive To Help Him
- Leave His Guest Stranded At The Door While He Gets More Refreshments
- Start The Party Anyway and Make it a "Bring Your Own Snacks" Party
- Just Run Out Of Snacks They Gotta Go Home Sometime

Xado_Shikazo : ted buys snacks he runs home but comes face to face with a pikachu what should he do
buy a pokeball and catch him
feed him some snacks
invite him to the party
kill him (this may risk in going to jail)
beat the living $H!T out of him
try to avoid him
follow him on twiter
go another way
wait
or cook him and serve him

Jmc Got permabanned, so there is no point in this anymore.

Zamiel :
alexanyways : Close please?