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12-07-11 06:20 PM
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say to someone"what are you eating under there"
they reply "underwear"
say to someone"what are you eating under there"
they reply "underwear"
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*A blind guy walks into a bar. The End.
*A blind guy walks into a bar. The End.
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While walking down town I saw a sign that was a missing child poster. The poster described the girl as "Blonde hair, with blue eyes, small and always smiling." I did not think much of it so I kept walking. Then as I kept walking there was a crying that I heard. I looked to my right and saw a girl that was tied up and covered in blood. I remembered the poster and looked, blonde hair? Check. Blue Eyes? Check. Small? Check. Smiling? No this girl was bawling her eyes out. So I left it... I wonder if they ever did find that smiling girl.
While walking down town I saw a sign that was a missing child poster. The poster described the girl as "Blonde hair, with blue eyes, small and always smiling." I did not think much of it so I kept walking. Then as I kept walking there was a crying that I heard. I looked to my right and saw a girl that was tied up and covered in blood. I remembered the poster and looked, blonde hair? Check. Blue Eyes? Check. Small? Check. Smiling? No this girl was bawling her eyes out. So I left it... I wonder if they ever did find that smiling girl.
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Why did the Pokémon trainer hide under the bed?  To Pikatchu
Why did the Pokémon trainer hide under the bed?  To Pikatchu
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A child asks his mother where do baby come from and she says god created everyone from dust.The child then asks his dad the same question and he said they evolved from monkeys.He then tells his mom what his dad said and she says o he was talking about his side of the family I was talking about mine.
A child asks his mother where do baby come from and she says god created everyone from dust.The child then asks his dad the same question and he said they evolved from monkeys.He then tells his mom what his dad said and she says o he was talking about his side of the family I was talking about mine.
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You want me to tell a joke A JOKE what do I look like to you a comedian I don't even know what comedian's read COMIC BOOKS
You want me to tell a joke A JOKE what do I look like to you a comedian I don't even know what comedian's read COMIC BOOKS
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whats a toilet that will let toys break? A Toy-let
whats a toilet that will let toys break? A Toy-let
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question: what will you do if you had a ghost in your house? answer: just blow your house up after all you can't have a ghost without a house
question: what will you do if you had a ghost in your house? answer: just blow your house up after all you can't have a ghost without a house
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Ok, don't groan too loudly...My 6 year old nephew made this one up and it's not a winner, mind you, it's just a joke for the list.


Knock, Knock.

Whose there?

Pickle.

Pickle who?

Pickle Chew. (Pikachu)
Ok, don't groan too loudly...My 6 year old nephew made this one up and it's not a winner, mind you, it's just a joke for the list.


Knock, Knock.

Whose there?

Pickle.

Pickle who?

Pickle Chew. (Pikachu)
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Sorry I couldn't reply I've been busy at work since it's the beginning of the month I'll start the contest for September!!!
Sorry I couldn't reply I've been busy at work since it's the beginning of the month I'll start the contest for September!!!
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ronaldo7 : Ok here's a Phoenix Wright Joke-

Miles Edgeworth: "grumble mumble."

Phoenix: "OBJECTION!"

...after 5 minutes...

Witness: "Phoenix why did the judge kick you out the court? You said you showed the finger of Justice!"

Phoenix: "Yes I did show, the only problem is my index finger was fractured. So I accidentally showed this-

"

XD I made this Joke while surfing on Dragon Ball Wiki.
ronaldo7 : Ok here's a Phoenix Wright Joke-

Miles Edgeworth: "grumble mumble."

Phoenix: "OBJECTION!"

...after 5 minutes...

Witness: "Phoenix why did the judge kick you out the court? You said you showed the finger of Justice!"

Phoenix: "Yes I did show, the only problem is my index finger was fractured. So I accidentally showed this-

"

XD I made this Joke while surfing on Dragon Ball Wiki.
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Here a good one:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's

the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the

bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver

just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go

on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
Here a good one:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's

the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the

bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver

just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go

on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?                                
                                               
To go to the BONER
Why did the skeleton cross the road?                                
                                               
To go to the BONER
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How do you kill lady gaga?
poke her face

I think this is the funniest joke in the world hahahahahahha
How do you kill lady gaga?
poke her face

I think this is the funniest joke in the world hahahahahahha
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Ronald:ok this is funny.  its a blond joke that I know of but please try to know that I am not offending anyone that is blond.  just tell it to the others and not worry about the people that are blond.  just to make it safe.  anyway here is the joke


how do you drown a blond?

stick a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of your pool



anyway, I am just trying to just be funny with this joke.  remember, if the blonds want to hear it, let me know.  if not, tell it to the others that are not blond.  anyway, just trying to be safe for a change.  thanks
Ronald:ok this is funny.  its a blond joke that I know of but please try to know that I am not offending anyone that is blond.  just tell it to the others and not worry about the people that are blond.  just to make it safe.  anyway here is the joke


how do you drown a blond?

stick a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of your pool



anyway, I am just trying to just be funny with this joke.  remember, if the blonds want to hear it, let me know.  if not, tell it to the others that are not blond.  anyway, just trying to be safe for a change.  thanks
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ronaldo7 : okay, I have a random joke that just poped up in to my head.

The average human body has enough human bones to create a human skeleton. 

ronaldo7 : okay, I have a random joke that just poped up in to my head.

The average human body has enough human bones to create a human skeleton. 

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Question: Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

Answer: It was "in tents."

Question: What was T-Rex's favorite number?

Answer: Ate!

Question: What do you call a psychic midget escaped from prison?

Answer: A small medium at large!
Question: Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

Answer: It was "in tents."

Question: What was T-Rex's favorite number?

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I think this one is pretty funny, read it to the end.

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/
I think this one is pretty funny, read it to the end.

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/
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We were going down route 44,
Johnny let a big one that blew us out the door,
the engine couldn't take and blew right apart,
all because of Johnny's supersonic fart!

~JPC231 P.S. Do ya like it?






We were going down route 44,
Johnny let a big one that blew us out the door,
the engine couldn't take and blew right apart,
all because of Johnny's supersonic fart!

~JPC231 P.S. Do ya like it?






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*right before some campers go to bed someone says* Tomorrow we make like birds and get the FLOCK out of here! 
*right before some campers go to bed someone says* Tomorrow we make like birds and get the FLOCK out of here! 
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