*shaes :3's hand*

Welcome to the party, I am Jake Kostik, and this is Cthulhu. And we is questing for the legendary Burger King/Cthulhu Needs Store.

*hacks at grass to get money*

legacyme3 : *an Anti-Clown Beast appears*

ZOMG WUT DO WE DO?

vizwiz123 :

*places vizwiz on my back and uses climb to get a height advantage*

FIRE YOUR LAZOR?!?!?!

*fires mayonnaise sword*

legacyme3 : Who is this vizwiz you speak of? MY name is :3. Get it right, you derp


:3 used Pie Throw!
The Anti-Clown Beast melted!
YOU WINZORZ!
:3 got 500 Pupees!

vizwiz123 :

I see :3, I almost forgot none of us are who we say we are.

*lands on the ground*

*opens a nearby treasure chest and pulls out speed shoes*

Can I equip speed shoes?

legacyme3 : Yesh. Yesh you can.

*jumps onto Jake's back* WE may proceed into the insides of the Duku tree, but we have to wait for jmc first

vizwiz123 :

gah... he ruins everything...

jmc1097 :

Get in here Cthulhu! We can't proceed without you!

*equips speed shoes*

legacyme3 : HEY! I DO NOT RUIN EVERYTHING. Anyway, let us proceed.

vizwiz123 :

So we shall go.

*carries vizwiz further into deku tree*

I can keep us mobile... just hit anything that gets close to us... I don't like this place.

legacyme3 :
jmc1097 : *slashes a Duku Scrub*

*collects the Duku nuts it dropped*

*10 Duku Scrubs surround us*

D:

Name: Nate
Description: Tall, dark, handsome with shocking blue eyes that stare into your soul. Wears Hogwarts school robes.
Background Story: Hufflepuff student that got lost when attacked by Death Eater remnant on the way to the Hogwarts Express.
Preferred food: Mashed Potatoes, Roast Beef, and Pumpkin Juice
Hobby: Dueling and video games (Muggle-Born, in case you're wondering)

*Nate dashes through, chased by and dueling a Death Eater*
Death Eater: Sectumsempra!
nate : *blocks curse* Stupefy!
*Death Eater flies backwards*
nate : *seeing his chance* Expelliarmus! Accio wand! *deftly catches enemy's wand in left hand* I still don't get why people don't do that more often. It's rather simp... Petrificus Totalus!... simple. *looks around* Uh... hi guys? Okay which of you aren't wizards so I know who to Obliviate?
*turns to vizwiz and begins blasting Deku scrubs outta the way* Stupefy! Stupefy! Stupefy!
By the way, they're DEKU, not DUKU. One would think you'd never played Legend of Zelda before :/.

bigNATE : We spelled it Duku on purpose
Just follow along And for the last time, my FRIGGIN NAME IS :3. GET IT RIGHT!

*rides Jake into a room with a treasure chest , and everyone else follows*
*door seals shut, treasure is sealed away, and a giant Ribtulla appears*

Z.O.M.G.
My pie powerz AND my randomness powers are pretty much useless!
D:

vizwiz123 : One would think I could travel back in time from your response. Excuse me for not having a Time Turner.
*turns calmly to Ribtulla* Oh, crap... Gotta think, gotta think... PROTEGO!

bigNATE :

I'm THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TIME TRAVEL! *sticks tongue out*

hhmmm...

*kicks Ribtulla* It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

legacyme3 :

*Ribtulla melts in weird flames*

Let's see what's in this chest. It's.......a piece of pie. But why?

bigNATE : You like mashed potatoes, so you get 250pp for throwing them. You are a Hufflepuff student in Hogwarts, so you get 450dp, 100hp, and 200pp, and the move "Spellcast". You like Pumpkin Juice, so that gives you 300dp, and the move "Vomit". And you duel, so you get 100hp, 100dp, and 100dp, your experience with Death eaters gives you the move "dash", and you get 100hp, and 200dp.

Your total stats are:

HP: 450hp
PP: 550pp
DP: 800dp

Your Moves are: "Potato Sling", "Spellcast", "Vomit", and "Dash".

You are a Defensive character.

Ok, we gotta find the boss of this dungeon, like, NAO.

*after finding a few secret routes, we all end up in a room, with a treasure chest that contains the boss key*

*chest lights on fire, and an army of Duku Scrubs approach us*

Shmit! What now?

vizwiz123 : I think you guys should check out the trunks. You could find a portal leading into the bosses cavern.

alexanyways : Oh, NOW you tell us!
*A wild Duku Scrub attacks!*
Nate uses "Spellcast" Critical hit! It's Superbly Average Effective!
Duku Scrub uses "Happy Birthday Song!" Nate begins to dance!
Duku Scrub flees, dropping gift-wrapped present!
Nate gets ovar 9000 exp!
Level Down!
All stats increase by -0!
Nate gets "Burfday Card!"
Now, where were we? Oh yes, running for our lives TOWARDS the stronger enemies. What are you all, Gryffindors?

Sorry, I was waiting for a "Star Trek" moment, you know, when one of the people explains a large scientific plan, and then another person simplifies it.