This is the freestyle version of RSARPS. You can do what you want, when you want. You can join at any time you want, and you can go away at anytime you want. This is a fun story to hold over waiting times, and to do when you have nothing to do.

Story:

Jimmy has abandoned you in the forest, and Klown is babysitting. You all have lost your stuff when you fell from the plane. Jimmy left you camping equipment, a jar of flies, and a 32 story cake. You must find your baggage and find stuff to survive on your own. When the time comes and you find all of your stuff, Klown will tell you what else you have lost.

You need to fill out one of these character sheets before you play.

Name:
Description:
Background Story:
Preferred food:
Hobby:


Enjoy this quickly put together game.

Name Cthulhu (pronounced ka-thoo-loo)
Description Giant green octopus-like monster with wings
Background Story I was born on planet Vhoorl in an unknown date. I have been residing in Derry, Maine ever since the city I built with Legos (R'Lyeh) was nuked in 1643. I enjoy torturing humans, flying, eating bran muffins, and endorsing my cereal Cthulhu Flakes-releasing your inner demon with every bite!
Preferred food Cthulhu Flakes, bran muffins, human souls, and Big Macs.
Hobby Flying, bringing down the fires of hell upon the universe, going grocery shopping.

There. That's the key stuff about my character.

Name: Jake Kostik

Description: I'm normal...normally. But other times I'm insane. I am 6 feet tall, weigh 140 pounds, and look like I do in real life... ie in my picture.

Background Story: I had a pretty decent life. Until I turned 18. Then I became one of those, I have no life now, and I have nothing to lose type guys. I guess I was always like that, but once I became an adult it was apparent what I needed to do. I started running at a moderately old age, and once ran so fast I discovered the art of time travel. Using this gift, I traveled back to meet the other members of the RP to learn about their own lives and past times. Then I traveled back to the present to become the wisest member of the entire roleplay. Once I hit this page I understood everyone's trick cards, so now I am virtually unbeatable, because I have the ability to time travel... until I forget how to do it... (physically I am only 18. Mentally, I am over 9000 years old.)

Preferred food: Burger King's A1 Steakhouse

Hobby: Time travel, running, being awesome and swaggerific.

jmc1097 :
legacyme3 : You two are the first two in, so you may have a back and forth RP until somebody else joins.

*is happy to have the thread to himself for a few hours until jmc comes back from school*

Hahahahaha

*readies a bucket of water over the door for when jmc returns*

*returns and dumps water on legacy* MUAHAHAHA! That's what you get for trying to fool the droog king!

*travels back in time to replace jmc's shoes with pinky bunny slippers, his shirt with a hannah montanna tank top and place coleslaw in his slacks*

That's what you get for messing with a time traveler!

legacyme3 : That hurt....that really hurt....mainly the part with the Hannah Montana shirt. HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!?! First coleslaw in my slacks, then MORE coleslaw in my slacks, and now THIS?!?!?!

Anyway, onto the story Alex threw out in the wild, well, let's see. I guess I'll eat this cake, so food is covered. And I could also eat this jar of flies, or perhaps mash them up into a gooey paste and make fly slushees to drink. Anyway, lemme explore to see if there's any supplies around. *looks around and spots a new-age retro hippie*

My way of survival will be different. First I will put most of the cake off to the side. I will allow one or two flies to escape, they will be attracted to the small part of cake I set aside. While they eat the cake I set aside, I will eat a small amount myself. I hope that a wild animal will come my way as cake has a wonderous scent. I plan on destroying this animal which I will do from the creation of my trap. I dug a hole with my bear hands, placed leaves over it, and placed the flie covered portion of cake on it. I hope an animal will step and fall into my trap where it will die of starvation. I will by then have made a ladder out of twigs and vines. So I should be set on real nutritous food.

The hippie took one of the flies from my jar, not cool. :/ Eh, maybe I'll eat these berries, and perhaps these twigs, and maybe this oily plant that's making my hands red and itchy..................suggestions? I need advice on whether to eat this stuff or not.

jmc1097 :

I wake up in the middle of the night to find myself alone. They must have left without me when I was building myself shelter... dang you guys....

I pick up my stuff, eat some cake and decide I need to find water. So I break a branch off of a nearby tree... it's a divining rod! I lt it direct me torwards a water source...

I see jmc! HEY JMC! I WAS A BOYSCOUT! AND I CAN TIME TRAVEL. DONT BE AFRAID TO EAT IT!!! WEEEEEEE!!!!!

legacyme3 : Meh, I'll eat the twigs and berries, but not this oily leaf. *omnomnomnomnom* That was good. Now....*wanders off to an island nearby*, let's explore!

The group continues to explore the island, and they tremble after monster fight after monster fight. But they're still in good running conditions, so they keep running, until they see the Duku tree,who is cursed. So as he slowly dies, he asks you to go inside and fight the Kitteh Queen. He also said should you succeed, everybody shall get a visit to the shopping mall inside, a shopping mall that's almost completely deserted, that means you can raid any store you want. They have a huge range of American Eagle, West 49, Burger King, Cthulu's Needs, and GameStop/EB Games. Your objective may be hard, but hopefully you'll have the courage to win.

I will give you both your stats. Everybody starts with 100hp. Read the legend below to find out what I'm talking about.

jmc1097 : You have the power to "ride" in the shopping cart of power, because of your hobby of grocery shopping which gives you the power to "Surf", that gives you 450pp. You can fly, so that gives you 300dp and the move "Fly". You have tentacles, so that gives you "Wrap", 300pp, 50hp, and 350dp. So you have the moves "Ride", "Fly", "Wrap", and Surf". Your points are 750pp, 150hp, and 650dp.

legacyme3 : You are 6 feet tall, so you're able to "Climb" which gives you 50hp and 200dp, and you can time travel, so that gives you 600pp. You are a "local" moderator, so you get 300dp. Local, the move, let's you shape-shift. You are "Swaggeriffic", so you get 50 added to all moves. Swaggerffic, the move, turns you into the enemy, and you mock them, which lowers the enemy's dp by 300. Your moves are "Climb", "time travel", "local", and "local". Your stats are: 200hp, 550dp, 650dp.

HP= Health points
PP= Power points
DP= Defense points

The fighting will go in a Pokemon-type style, as you will take turns attacking.

Summon alexanyways when you explore the insides of the Duku tree, and when you find the entrence to the Kitteh Queen's lair.

jmc1097 :

There is strength in numbers, and we have a better chance of winning a double battle against the Kitteh Queen. I really want that Burger King, so I will be motivated. We need to explore no doubt, but the only question is if we should go together for better strength, or spread out to find the Lair faster. I have voiced my opinion, so I will wait on you

CTHULHU'S NEEDS! THAT'S MY STORE CHAIN! THERE'S OVER 5,000 OF THEM IN THE UNITED STATES ALONE!!!! YESSHHH!!!!!!

As you both walk up to the Duku tree, he hands you two swords, these swords are sacred, and they shoot out mayonnaise, which blinds the enemy and is deadly when you stab them. You both gain 300pp and 50dp.

You may add the points to your powers, you may also add "Stab", "Slash", and "Mayo Spray" to your attacks.

Oh yeah! Mayonnaise swords! *shoots mayo at leggy* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Leggy uses climb to get out of harms way. He also steals jmc's mayonaise sword as he misused his.

"You can have this back when you show you deserve it"

*shoots mayonaise at a giant bug that was about to eat jmc*

Name: :3
Description: A talking cat that always wears a shirt that says "CATZ".
Background Story: Was born in a very small town named Catzville. Moved to Vizzed Ville and gained the power of randomness.
Preferred food: Pie. Lots and lots of pie.
Hobby: Doing random stuff.

vizwiz123 : Okay, :3, you're in. Your moves are: "Snore", "randomness", "Pie throw", and "Sing", I also bestow the Sword of Mayonaise upon you.

PP=750
DP=950
HP=350