So, how will you go about ensuring the KKSG takes over the world?

My personal plan, which a group of my close friends (read: robotics team bored to death at a meeting) helped formulate, is to recruit an army of personal submarine pilots. We will then covertly bomb the arctic regions to exterminate all polar bears, which will cause the Coca-Cola company to begin stealing Santa's reindeer for their advertisements (so as not to upset those hurt by the travesty of the polar bears' extinction). Santa will become enraged, and swear vengeance with the help of his magical Aztec birds that drop carpet bombs. My friends and I will pledge our submarines to his aid (they are equipped with turret-mounted machine guns and artillery missiles) if he helps us conquer and defend the country of Luxenburg and a randomly selected small Mediterranean island. From there, we will fight off invading countries of Europe to the point where their armies are so weak we can pounce and take over the entire Mediterranean, from which we will spread till the world is ours! (Note, my friends were excluded after the taking of Luxenburg and the island. If they prove loyal to me and the KKSG, they might be able to continue in our plan)

I think that we should save our pennies and buy army tanks. Then we should go around in said tanks destroying everything in our paths. After that we will follow Alex in his specially made yellow army tank through the Oregon Trail to Alaska. In Alaska we shall play in the snow for hours on end and sleep in cabins made of sticks. After that we'll get our own private jet that shall say "KKSG 4 LIFE" on the sides and we will fly to the jungle. We will make headquarters there and then we'll go to Gamature, hang out there, and force people to join it. Pretty soon everyone on earth will be KKSG members (except for n00bs and spammers of course)